I'll join the monastery!?!?

Tagged by Shing.

*Blue coloured = Shing's version.

The following are choices to fill in the blanks below.

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Gray - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Purple -The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - Your dog went humping
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - A Pine tree
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot -Kissing
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The Crazy Bastard

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scared
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - Santa Doesn't Exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Memories From The Military Service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The Oil Stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get Sick When I Think Of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our Friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In Pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family


Before


Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal).

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it when ___2______3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ your ___11___. ___12___

-Your name-


After


Dear John,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery. I think i realised it when I tripped on sesame seeds outside of chicago. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that there is no solution to this. I'm returning the your ring to you but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I was interviewed by the Times about your Oprah Winfrey imitations.

Go and drown yourself,
LiQi.

._____.

wut?

Anyway, I tag anyone wants to do this!

Tagged.

yings did this. red = her text. blue = mine. unchanged statements = agreed.


The most pointless word ever created has got to be 'but'. (Disagreed, language is beautiful.)


Venting your fears is one thing, but you've GOT to swallow things as they are as soon as possible.

I hate: (I try not to hate, but some things are just an eyesore.)

When people refuse to accept the way things are.
Insects, slimy ones. .______.
False humility.
Bullies/tyrants.
Narrow-mindedness.
Extremists.
Ill-mannered people.
Cowards
Loneliness


I love:
God.
Love. (family/friends included.)
Knowing some people will be right where I need them to be.
Food
Clouds
Calmness
Stars
Football
Arsenal Football Club
Wittiness.
The world.
Brave, spirited people.
Being outdoors.
Those moments. (wut?)
Great arrrtt!
Lions.
Determination.
I love too many things.

Anyway enough complaining. Negativity does not bide well for me:)

I will make this a tag and tag
Shing
Joel
Waiwai
Jinwai
Pou
Anyone who fancies it.

List any number of things that that you love
hate

Tagged by The Y and happy birthday twins.

LIST OUT THE TOP 5 PRESENTS YOU WISH FOR:
1. A little more time everyday.
2. Ugh, kerajinan.
3. Wisdom.
4. Friend's and family's wellbeing.
5. A sense of urgency.
(8th)... NEW COM!
(22nd)... PS3!


THE PERSON WHO TAGGED YOU IS :
Yong Ying.

YOUR 5 IMPRESSIONS OF HIM/HER :
1. Rather mysterious.
2. Sleeping late at night.
3. ANG MOH SLANG!
4. Bimbo (Twin, with ash._.)
5. Sleeping Beauty?

MOST MEMORABLE THINGS HE/SHE HAS DONE FOR YOU :
The "Create- a-Story-Spontaneously-with-Bombastic-English-Words" Game.

THE MOST MEMORABLE WORDS HE/SHE SAID TO YOU :
"Thou shalt be Q-Lame the wise."

(02:35) liQi the lion?:	On that sunday morning....
(02:36) '<3:	i'm sure godlikeness will find you
(02:36) liQi the lion?:	=.=
(02:36) liQi the lion?:	righteousness.
(02:36) '<3:	i arose and dragged my heavy soul out of the linen sheets that bound my shell..
(02:36) '<3:	albeit
(02:36) '<3:	'i woke up'
(02:36) liQi the lion?:	I hate my sheltered lifestyle. This is the end of it.
(02:36) '<3:	lool
(02:37) liQi the lion?:	eh let's continue the story O_o
(02:37) liQi the lion?:	since we're bored anyway
(02:37) liQi the lion?:	xD
(02:37) '<3:	hahahahaahahahhahhaa
(02:37) '<3:	ok my turn
(02:37) '<3:	the end of it; it is the end of all that is life, the end of the life that is all, all we know of life
(02:38) liQi the lion?:	*stunned*
(02:38) liQi the lion?:	Life... What is it anyway? Is it just a meaningless torture device created by the struggles of heaven and hell?
(02:39) '<3:	Crafted so frivolously by the force within us, that will destroy us in the name of us
(02:39) '<3:	Life is but a game of chess..
(02:40) '<3:	when the board folds, so do we.
(02:40) '<3:	*drumroll*
(02:40) liQi the lion?:	Living our lives as just pawns... Is it worth it? No! It isn't, and thus we mustn't let it end like this. We must strive to be the King.
(02:41) '<3:	HAHAHAHA
(02:41) '<3:	That crown, lies upon our white stone heads...and stone is but a metaphor, a metaphor to confine all that we are strained from.
(02:42) liQi the lion?:	This confinement.... This struggle... Is it meaningless?
(02:43) '<3:	The desperate answers locked in the core of man, only to be released when our souls are released from their lockets
(02:45) liQi the lion?:	*tough*
(02:46) liQi the lion?:	Meaningless or not, it matters not. What matters, were our purposes. Do we have them? Or are we just mere tools?
(02:47) '<3:	We have our opinions, mere illusions crafted from the illusion of our choice, but we are feeble, like the handle on a cracked toilet.
(02:50) liQi the lion?:
(02:50) '<3:	: O
(02:50) liQi the lion?:	There, my thoughts stopped. I just realised that I was pooping in the toilet, holding onto the cracked handle of the toilet. I snapped. "HOLY CRAP THE HANDLE BROKE!?!?! HOW AM I GONNA FLUSH NOW!?!?!"
(02:50) liQi the lion?:	i am teh winnar!
(02:51) '<3:	...
(02:51) '<3:	Illusion : Pop
(02:54) '<3:	Disexist.
(02:54) '<3:	done

IF HE/SHE BECOMES YOUR LOVER, YOU WILL :
have already found my first love. I guess.

PASS THE QUIZ TO 10 PEOPLE THAT YOU WISH TO KNOW HOW THEY FEEL ABOUT YOU : (Gee, I don't have much options left.)
1.Joel
2.Pou
3.KENNY
4.Cheryl
5.Jo
6.Beat
7.Joe Ian
8. Jia Ni?
9. REALLY DON'T HAVE OPTIONS LEFT
10. AH KUMAR BABA!




WHO IS NO. 7 HAVING A RELATIONSHIP WITH?
Me, gua.

WHO IS NO.9 HAVING A RELATIONSHIP WITH?
Me, too.

IF NO.9 AND NO.1 ARE TOGETHER, WILL IT BE A GOOD THING?
Nah, Joel has options.

HOW ABOUT NO.1 AND NO.5?
Haha, honestly? No. But who knows? =D

WHAT IS NO.3 STUDYING?
How to turn Shawty on.

WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU CHATTED WITH NO.6?
Really quite some time ago.

DOES NO.4 WORK?
Ya, she works at the Cherylhouse.

DOES NO.8 HAVE ANY COUSINS IN HIS/HER OWN SCHOOL?
Nah.

WOULD YOU WOO NO.8?
Haha, maybe.

HOW ABOUT NO.5??
Maybe too.

DOES NO.2 HAVE ANY SIBLINGS?
Yeah.

3.HOW DID YOU GET TO KNOW NO.2?
Haha. Friendster. Finally had some use, that thing.

IS NO.5 THE SEXIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD?
I'm sexier.

anddd..

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JUSTIN AND PHILLIP HUAHUAHUA!

To Justin: Thou Shalt Not Control Us Anymore!!!!
To Philip: Good luck being a millionaire!

Dr. Y hits back.

tagged by Dr.Y.

You-
First Name - Li Qi
Nickname - Qi, Lychee, Lych, Jeffery, Lich, Itchy, Chili, Richie, Q-Lame.
Name you wish you had - Kumar Baba.
What do people normally mistake your name as - Li Ki. (Pronouncation of the "Qi" part mainly.
Birthday -1st April 1992!
Birthplace - Johor, Malaysia.
Time of Birth - Around 3 AM.
Single or taken - Single.
Zodiac sign - Aries.

-Your Appearence-
How tall are you - around 5'11.
Wish you were taller - Maybe.
Eye color - Black I think.
Eye color you want - Red, just for fun. But I'll eventually want my natural colour again.
Natural Hair color - Black.
Current Hair color - Black.
Short or long hair - Short.
Ever dye your hair a bizarre color - Haven't touched dyes all my life.
Last time you did something dramatic with your hair - Huh? Totally don't get you dei. Dei dei.
Glasses or contacts - Glasses gua.
Do you wear make-up - Errr... No.
Ever had hair extensions - No.
Paint your nails - YEAH IT'S PINK IN COLOUR!

-In the opposite gender-
What color eyes - Hahahaha, personally I think green is enchanting, but anything will do.
What color hair - Anything really.
Shy or Outgoing - Outgoing. Where her presence will be missed.
Sexy or Cute - I am greedy.
Serious or Fun - Fun mostly, but serious when she has to be.
Older or Younger than you - Doesn't really matter as long as the gap isn't too big.
A turn on - Intelligence.
A turn off - Immaturity. Agreed with The Doc.

-This or that-
Flowers or Chocolates - Chocolates.
Pepsi or Coke -Pepsi.
Rap or Rock - Rock.
Relationship or One night stand - One night stand. Relationship.
School or Work -School definitely.
Love or Money - Love.
Movies or Music - Both.
Country or City - Country.
Sunny or Rainy days - Sunny but not too hot. O_o
Friends or Family - Family. That doesn't mean I'll mengabaikan my kawans yo.

-Have you ever-
Lied - No. Oops, I just did. +D
Stole something- Yeah, but I got caught. Haven't ever since.
Smoked - No.
Hurt someone close to you - Maybe.
Broke someone's heart - Nah, doubt so.
Had your heart broken - No.
Wondered what was wrong with you - Yes.
Wish you were a prince/princess - Nope.
Liked someone who was taken - Yeah.
Shaved your head - Wanted to. BUT SOME STUPID HUAJIE AND JINWAI GAYED WITH THEIR HAIR.
Been in love - Hahaha, perhaps.
Used chopsticks - Yes.
Sang in the mirror to yourself - *Shy*

-Favorites-
Flower - Hardly know their names. O_o
Candy - Mentos. xD
Song - Err.. This changes alot... But I guess I Don't Want to Miss a Thing by Aerosmith / Truly Madly Deeply by Savage Garden.
Scent - Food. Good food.
Color - Red. Heh.
Movies- Really don't have a clear favourite.
Singer - Jay Chou.
Word - This had me stuck for 5 minutes, and I conclude. I don't have one. =(
Junk food - Ruffles/Pringles.
Website - http://www.wikipedia.org
Location - Venice or Vienna.
Animal - For the record, my background on my comp is of a lion. So... Lions. Doesn't mean I wouldn't be afraid of one. O_o

-Misc-
Ever cried over someone - Mm, I suppose.
Is there anything you wish you could change about yourself - Yep. Laziness is contagious, and I've been hit and finding it hard to get up.
Do you think you're attractive - Not very. But not not.
If you had to choose a fairytale as your life what would you choose - Peter Pan I guess. My favourite Disney world to live in.
Do you play any sports - Hahhaa. Duh.

The rules:-Link to your tagger (wtf?) and post these rules. List (8) random facts about yourself and tag (8) people

1. I am an Arsenal fan.
2. I like to sleep.
3. I'm definitely NOT a morning person. I'll be sleeping on my desk 9/10 times when I reach school.
4. I just started learning piano lately.
5. My phone is not a Nokia phone.
6. I'm more or less stingy when it comes to things I've paid for... (particularly food) =|
7. I think dream that I can change the world.
8. Jung Kiang is gay.

I tag.. Shing, karMun, Jin Wai, Pou.