That.

'No, I'm feeding mangoes to my guitar. -.-'

'Omgosh, King Neptune visited today, then I met Britney Spears in the toilet!'

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Today when I came out from my room after taking a bath, I was wearing my Arsenal jersey.

As I stepped out, one of my mother's students stared intensely at me, and I returned the favour. We stared down for about 10 seconds during which lightning hit and thunder sounded. It was going to rain. The ultimate showdown was about to begin... But that was before I decided I should take my leave and I just made a stupid face and headed off.

He was donning a United jersey.

I ownz.

... and the other 10 students were staring at me weirdly.