Set the world in motion.

I am bored. EHHEHehEHhEHEZxx ^^V

I just got a roasting from my parents. :(

Let me tell you a secret!

...

I am...

... Actually a ninja in disguise.

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Pn. Tn. Rohani: (In a very fast and very happy, but blur tune) YOU ALL ARE THE BEST LA, ALL OF YOU GOT 8A'S AND ABOVE SO PENGETUA WILL BE GIVING YOU ALL YOUR SLIPS. YOU ALL ARE ALL VERY GOOD, I THINK ALL OF YOU HAD GOOD RESULTS! (Gasp, lost for words!) (Continues talking.)

'YAYYYYYYYYYY!'

(everyone looks)

'I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT SHE JUST SAID BUT SOUNDS LIKE GOOD NEWS!'

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How much for the W705?

Erm, 950.

That guy at the other shop offered me 770 with 4 gigabytes and the usb connector as well.

Huh? 770 ah!?

*Flips some book, probably a pricelist*

Miss, the stock price is already 810, so there's no way he can give you 770.

Oh.... Maybe that guy bluff me then.

Ashley you so kawaii~! ^.^V

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Koks, luckily the guy at the shop didn't go

'HEY, BE A MAN, AND DO THE RIGHT THING.'

when you bargained wei!

Haha, sometimes people tell me I'm like the brother they never had.

Kinda flattering heh!

(And lol to the girls converting to Arsenal fans. -.-)

FIGHT FOR YOUR JUSTICE.

Has anyone ever told you, 'You looked nice for the 2 seconds.' before?

Well, it seems like...

I have the uncanny ability to look good for two seconds!

Yes, you read that right. I do have that ability. 

Yep, look good. Yes, for two(2) seconds.

.............

-.-

According to some of the testaments sent in by my so called friends. That's because I cannot-

a) last 2 seconds without pulling a stupid face.

b) last 2 seconds without saying something stupid.

c) last 2 seconds without doing something dumb. (e.g. jump around and poking other people.)

THAT'S A LIE ISN'T IT? 

I MEAN, HOW CAN JUMPING AROUND BE A DUMB THING? POKING PEOPLE MIGHT POSSIBLY BE WRONG, BUT IT CANNOT BE DUMB!

AND I AM NOT DUMB! I DON'T HAVE A STUPID FACE EITHER (because I'm always cool, duh.) AND DOES SOMEONE AS INTELLIGENT AND WISE AS ME LOOK LIKE I WILL SAY SOMETHING STUPID?

IT'S ALL LIES! ZERO TRUTH IN IT! IF IT WAS A PHYSICS EXPERIMENT, THE TRUTH VALUE OF THIS IS PROBABLY 100±100. THAT'S RIGHT. THE UNCERTAINTY PERCENTAGE IS 100%!

RISEEE MY TRUE FRIENDS!!!! FIGHT THIS SACRILEGIOUS BLASPHEMY WITH ME!

WE WILL UNITE AND BATTLE AGAINST THOSE EVIL LIARS!

Right, my friends? :D

....

Right.......?

.....

._.

The Price of Freedom.

I like this picture.

You know why?

I HAD VERY LITTLE PIMPLES BACK THEN! :(

That.

'No, I'm feeding mangoes to my guitar. -.-'

'Omgosh, King Neptune visited today, then I met Britney Spears in the toilet!'

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Today when I came out from my room after taking a bath, I was wearing my Arsenal jersey.

As I stepped out, one of my mother's students stared intensely at me, and I returned the favour. We stared down for about 10 seconds during which lightning hit and thunder sounded. It was going to rain. The ultimate showdown was about to begin... But that was before I decided I should take my leave and I just made a stupid face and headed off.

He was donning a United jersey.

I ownz.

... and the other 10 students were staring at me weirdly. 

Love letter to Miss Sunshine.

Dear brilliant Sunshine,

I've seen you grow up since I was born. You used to be so gentle... You gently carressed my skin and brought warmth to my life. You brought light to my eyes and I spent many countless days staring at your brilliance.

You were like this:

But now... You're like...

This... >(

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Lately the weather's been like a frying pan.

How I wish I have a flying fan.

If this goes on, I'm gonna have a tan.

But it's alright. I am a man!

Why is the weather so panas baran lately?

If only it can eat a chill pill and feel the ice cold of the air cond.

Then it will calm down and sits down and go 'PHEW I SHOULDN'T HAS ACTS SO BRASHLY!'.

If I ken has you, I no want nopati else bebeh.

Yala, bodoh Matahari. I wish you burn yourself out and perish soon! Oh wait. You ARE doing that.

Dang, I will miss you Mentari-sama. Please don't go away, you used to treat me so sweet, now you treat me so sour! Just give me one more chance! But please be more shy and hide behind the clouds more ah, I no want to see you so much. EHEHEHEhEhEHeZxx ^^V

---

In short, why is the weather so calamitously hot lately? 

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Elsewhere, I've made some friends, I must say. 

And we played futsal yesterday, under the burning hot shades of gold that you exude.

Which brings me back to the crux of the letter.

CHILL LA WEI, VERY HOT LAHHH!

Sincerely,

Your loving, ever-so macho uncle,

Sally.

Smells Like Teen Spirit.

---

Just kinda browsing through my old pictures. :D

Fun times, fun times!

And more to come, surely?

---

Explode and burst forth!
Jump and be morphed!

No time to waste!

It is a race!

Bring on your zeal!

Show us some steel!

Don't hide your face!

Just feel the taste!

Ribbit!

It's the teen spirit!

Is this as far as I get?

Feel it!

The teen spirit!

No, Dad! Please don't regret!

Banana split!

It smells like teen spirit!

Just reset and get set!

Sprint off the line!

You little porcupine!

(No this is not the lyrics of the song. Just me blabbering around. lol!)

Better but still bad.

I inadvertently feel stupid and silly sometimes.

It's quite fun though. HEHEHEHEHE.

Oh and happy new year people! :D

A never felt freedom.

Twinkle bell, twinkle bell, twinkle all the way~~ -

- Wait something doesn't sound right.

Tinkerbell, tinkerbell, tinker all the way~~!

Christmas is coming! Should I go for caroling? =\

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Chinese is tomorrow, when the paper ends, should I rejoice and shout? 

No. I think not. I have hardly put in the effort required to be worthy of a celebration. 

It's a perpetual cycle of thinking "I'll give it my all when it counts" and "Well, it's no big deal anyway, I'll do better when required." And as the cycle goes on and on, we only hold our ownselves prisoners of complacency.

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Preference.

Sometimes we don't really start out with a preference. But sometimes, when others suggest we do have a preference, we deceive ourselves into thinking we really have that preference. We become overtly aware of the said 'preferable traits' and end up thinking we really prefer them. We go on thinking with that preference and inadvertedly prefer the said characteristics. But some time on, the interest gradually withers. Slowly, surely. We finally realise, 'Hey not really, I do like other things in equal measure as well!'

And really? Some people just simply cannot live without preference.

Some people, they just feel more comfortable knowing they prefer something over another.

COME ON YOU REDS!

Hey! Let's form a team.

Okay, that's cool.

Then we'll need a team name.

Hmmm. Yeah let's think.

I know, how about.. 'The Untouchables!'

... But I wanna be touched! :'(

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That's all.

Huh, what do you mean?

That's all I have.

Oh.

To be able to help you study. 

A cute junior and a brusque father. 

... And this starry sky. 

That's all I have. 

That's all I can give you. 

That's everything.

'Although my life hasn't been very fortunate until now, I'm glad if I caught your eye because of that misfortune.'

Bakemonogatari EP12 resonates in my head....

Ha ha ha. To think I'm actually entranced by this fundamentally romance-oriented series. Unthinkable. 

ZZZZZ BIO!

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The only Gods that exist are the ones that you believe in.

---

On the other hand...

COME ON YOU REDS!

VICTORIA CONCORDIA CRESCIT!

You can read phrases and sentences as many times as you like, in any way you like and it still won't change the words.

---

My eyes see a lot and my ears hear even more. But my lips are heavy and hate to speak.

---

It makes me really really happy when I hear people tell me they look up to me!

I'll try not to sound sanctimonious.

But to be completely honest with my emotions, I really don't like it and am prone to get incensed when people try to snatch what's not rightly theirs?

Reap what you sow.

If you did not put in any effort, then fuck off you have no right to claim its yours for the taking.

---

You could just stay down.

The grass is nice, soft and comfortable.

In a few moments, some nice guys will come and carry you off.

And the crowd will applaud you.

But... They will then call you a Fallen Hero.

... Sounds like an insult to me.

So why not stand up?

And make the difference.

-Nike + edited.

GHOSTORY.

Extraordinary stories are borne from extraordinary circumstances. But perhaps extraordinary circumstances are created by extraordinary people.

Years, months, weeks, maybe even days from now. I will look back and ponder how foolish and childish I can be.

But just for this one moment I want to believe that I have finally well and truly understand it.

Fascination is worth waiting for, and wait I shall.

Until then, I'll just try to be an extraordinary person, sitting by the dock, awaiting to get onto my extraordinary boat to set sail on an extraordinary adventure.

tore da. ore ga kokoro no omoi.

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Wtheck, western novels are seriously ludicrous sometimes.

Five minutes ago:

I hate you, you little annoying bitch.
I hate you too. You evil looking murderer.

Five minutes later:

Oh I love you, I knew from first sight that such a beautiful woman like you can't be a bitch.


What. The. Heck.

Sorry Shing, can't say it has lived up to my expectations from how you depicted it. -____-

Nisio Isin ftw.

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Uhh. I think I stubbed my toe.

Unchronological Thoughts.

THESE days, people have a 'thing'. Forever. Perpetual. Peripheral. Perennial. Eternal. Unceasing.

There's always a 'thing' going on.


You wave/smile at a girl. You have a thing with her.

You walk in a parallel line with a girl for more than 10 seconds. You have a thing with her.

You walk a girl who was walking alone home. You have a thing with her.

You talk with a girl one to one. You have a thing with her.

You share a joke with a girl and have a laugh. You have a thing with her.

You help a girl carry something heavy. You have a thing with her.

You lend the girl your stuff. You have a thing with her.

The girl lends you her stuff. You have a thing with her.

You compliment a girl's looks. You have a thing with her.

You compliment anything at all about a girl. You have a thing with her.

Well you know what? Maybe there is a thing.

It's called "Companionship".

---

So Jun Yen, Jou Ee, Jin Wai, Liesa and Natalie were bickering about my resting place (hmmm sounds so morbid...) and chattering about past 'loves' and 'crushes'. While not intentionally eavesdropping, I do have a pretty good sense of hearing and had quite a good reception to pick up the words.

Consensus: I am really crap with girls.

---

Nowadays, everything is either "like gay", "like shit" or "like God".

Weather is unbearably hot?
"WALAO WEI THE WEATHER HOT LIKE SHIT WEI!"

Fabregas passes the ball extremely well?
"WALAO WEI, GOT SEE HIS PASSING OR NOT? LIKE GOD WEI!"

Yun Wei doesn't play the striker role very well?
"DID YOU SEE HOW HE PLAY AH? HE PLAY LIKE GAY LA!"

Weather is chillingly cold?
"WAAAAHHH TODAY'S RAIN AH! MAKE THE WEATHER COLD LIKE SHIT WEI!"
(Which begs the question how the weather can be both hot like shit and cold like shit. So is shit hot or cold?)

Han Yao gets 100 marks for mod math?
"WHAT THE? YOUR MATH LIKE GOD WEI! ARE YOU THE LEGENDARY MOD MATH GOD THAT HIDES IN BUSHES AND JUMPS OUT OF NOWHERE TO SAY "WASABI!"?!?"

Jung Kiang doesn't perform up to par during football?
"WEI, WHAT HAPPEN TO YOU WEI, WHY YOU PLAY LIKE GAY TODAY?!"
LiQi: Oh, he's just playing like himself then.

---

I've probably never been this enchanted by any character that I've come across before!

---

I've always had an opinion that supernatural stories only occur in supernatural circumstances, and these circumstances are extremely few and far between. More often than not, they're only read/seen in fiction. Just why can't we replicate it in reality, I beg to ponder.

---

Sya sent me sprawling to the floor in our Angry Face Duel today. (WHAT KIND OF ANGRY FACE IS THAT WEI! -___-)

I was quite proud of my record, having never lost a Face Duel before today. But that record is now shattered! :(

Oh wait, that's because my most common opponent is Ashley. :\

---

Right, and I have been christened 87 Degrees.

Why?

In math, a straight line cutting another line at 90 Degrees is called a normal. As seeing as I'm not quite normal... Go figure!

---

Someone please shake me out of this apathy... There's only 6 weeks plus left... :|

---

Deadpan! Deadpan!! Deadpan!!!

---

Food is great.

Aku syukur aku anak bumi Malaysia~!

Salam sejahtera!

Hohoho, hari ni, saya nak 'immerse myself' dalam suasana Raya, nak 'eat wind' dan 'wash eye' supaya merasai keMalaysianan yang sejati dan tidak berbelah bagi.

Nak menyemai biji-biji patriotisme ke dalam sanubari dan jiwa! Kononnya la.

Nasi Lemak! Lemang! Ketupat!

Mmmmmmm... Oh sedapnya!

Mari kita katakan "tak nak" kepada roti canai dan chapati!

Hari-hari bosan, saja jalan-jalan, cari makan. Ada perkara 'happening' berlaku x? Rasanya x ade. :(

Orang berbosan mari kita berkumpul dan un-bosankan diri.

Jumpa lagi!

Jom berbatu!

Rasanya, bahasa rojak ko hebat dan handal 1x. Hohoho, bangga sial!

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In the midst of a boredom-laden and snail-paced September, I suddenly miss the ever-so-hectic-ness of the eventful July month. Ahhhh!

GAHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING HOT. BLOODY ARDOR + LACK OF SLEEP!