Sunday, February 28, 2010
Thursday, January 21, 2010
Victoria Concordia Crescit
Where is the Love, Arsenal version. :D
Sunday, November 29, 2009
COME ON YOU REDS!

Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Monday, October 5, 2009
I <3 Cesc.
As only 2 of the 7 gathered were supporters of either team, it turned out more like a joke fest than competitive spectacle.
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Carragher looks like Jim Carey.
Benayoun is a skeleton.
Skrtel is an alien.
Skrtel is also a Pokemon.
Drogba looks like an Indonesian maid.
Malouda looks even more like an Indonesian maid.
Hilario is hilarious.
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"Carragher is constipating on the floor wei."
"Nola, he waiting for Gerrard to come touch him."
"Walao, this Drogba, a bit then fall to the floor liau."
"Nola, he waiting for Terry to come touch him. Terry says: 'Drogba, don't worry, I'll massage you intimately later."
"Nola, Terry says: 'Drogba, don't act la, nobody's watching!"
"What is Skrtel doing wei!?"
"Skrtel is evolving! Press B to cancel! Skrtel has evolved into, Wrteltel!"
"What is Skrtel doing again wei!?"
"Skrtel is evolving-"
"SKRTEL USES BUBBLEBEAM! Anelka's speed fell by one level."
*Free-kick/Corner-kick*
"Diaby's gonna appear and head in a goal."
*Someone headers*
"OMG DIABY!"
*Free-kick/Corner-kick*
"Later Diaby's gonna come out."
"You think what, Kanye West ah?"
"Diaby, Diaby, I like you and I'ma let you finish-"
"Nola, it's Terry, Terry, I like you and I'ma let you finish, but did you know? DIABY SCORED THE BEST OWN GOAL OF ALL TIME!!!"
*Drogba falls down and writhes in pain*
"I'M GONNA SUE YOU, MAID ABUSE! MAID ABUSE!"
*Drogba falls down and his head collides with a Liverpool player's behind*
"HALP HALP, HE PUT HIS ASS ON MY HEAD! But I like."
*Mimics interviewer and Drogba*
"So Drogba, what do you have to say about the match?"
"Benayoun, good!" (Benayoun missed a one-on-one.)
*Mimics interviewer and Drogba*
"So Drogba, what do you have to say about the match?"
"I'm very happy. They treat me very nice. I think I can get bonus today. And maybe no need do dishes tomorrow."
"Eh? Hilario stand beside Drogba but never say anything?!?!"
"What you expect him to say? 'Hilario, please tell us a joke!?'"
"Hi, my name is Hilario. Isn't that hilarious!?!? HOHOHOHO!"
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lolfest.
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On another note.
6-2 to the Gunners! :D
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
The Response.
Arsenal 09/10 - "The Response" from Andrew Chan on Vimeo.
lol. I'm on fanmode again. hahahahaha.
Really makes me happy and optimistic somewhat. :D
Monday, August 31, 2009
Daily Mail, UK.
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A similar scenario followed the Darren Fletcher foul on Andrey Arshavin in the 39th minute - the irrelevant and inaccurate comment of 'He got the ball' was the commentators' opinion from their first viewing.
Dean, who, of course, only gets one look, had doubts and so allowed play to continue. Of course, all of us now know a penalty should have been awarded but I felt Dean earned the slice of luck which meant that the unfortunate Arshavin scored soon after.
In the 59th minute Dean had no doubts over the penalty for Manchester United when Manuel Almunia made a poor decision to throw himself at Wayne Rooney.
Close examination of the video actually shows Rooney went to ground before any contact but a penalty was the correct decision.
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what?
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Of course, all of us now know a penalty should have been awarded but I felt Dean earned the slice of luck which meant that the unfortunate Arshavin scored soon after.
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Close examination of the video actually shows Rooney went to ground before any contact but a penalty was the correct decision.
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What. A. Farce.
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Game on.

[Reporter Mode: On]
This Saturday, Manchester United will face off against Arsenal at Old Trafford in what is expected to be a thrilling encounter between the two English Premier League giants.
Both teams were in scintillating form the previous week, with Arsenal and Manchester United dispatching Portsmouth and Wigan respectively with imperious displays of attacking flair.
Yesterday, Arsenal put in another tidy display to send a message out to their archrivals by dismantling Celtic 5-1 on aggregate in their UEFA Champions League qualifier.

The game on Saturday promises to be a mouth-watering clash and will be one to savour for every football fan around the globe.
[Reporter Mode: Off]
[Fan Mode: On]
Watch out Manchester United, or you're gonna get your Arse on FIRE! (lol.)
SILENCE THE DEVILS!
COME ON YOU GUNNERS!
(Uhh, I felt extremely kiddy writing this. :( )
Sunday, August 16, 2009
Saturday, August 15, 2009
Driver. / It's back!
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No! Not those that sit in my car when I drive! The ones I meant are people who do not contribute to the collective cause of a community.
And how about a perfect example from an incident today!
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Shortgirl: Class, please arrange the tables now, exams are gonna start soon.
Class: *Grumble*
(5 minutes later.)
Shortgirl: CLASS, SERIOUSLY, COME ON!
Class: *Grumble*
(Some people were already taking up arms and helping move tables and chairs around, while others sat there in a daze minding their own business, complaining, and talking, and grumbling, but not bothering to lend a helping hand or even arrange their own tables, instead letting others 'help' them.)
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That's who I meant.
Now seriously, would it be the death of you to at least help yourself to do your own things? Instead of constantly lamenting about how your life could have/should have been much better with your friends, how about you help your classmates who are doing work, for not just themselves but ironically, also for you?
How about you do your own part?
It might be too much (oh yeahhh) to expect you to help others, but for God's sake can't you do your own stuff? Have you no tingling sense of guilt at all to let others labour for you?
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On a side note....


ARSENAL IS BACK TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wahahhahahahahaa, hopefully my trials won't suicide because of this. .____.
Gooner 'Til I Die!
Bring on 2009/2010!
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
1-3
In the end it finished 1-3 on the night, 1-4 overall and despite my rather intense feeling of disappointment and hurt there's no doubt in my mind that the best team won. Leaving aside the first two goals tonight which were unlucky, and even the referee who was a bit crap but hardly cost us the game, it was United who made all the chances.
Over the course of the two games Almunia must have made 7 or 8 extremely good saves. I know he was at fault for the second tonight but more than any Arsenal player he kept it respectable when you think about it. How many saves did van der Sar make? One from van Persie tonight is about all I can remember.
I don't want to say it was men against boys (and someone needs to staple Evra's 'men against babies' comment to the dressing room wall before the league game) but we have to look at United and say well done. They played the best football, they made the most chances, they scored the most goals, they deserve to go through. We can't feel hard done by in any shape or form.
- Arseblog
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Boys Become Men.
It's time to stand up and be counted.
If we are to make the finals, we're gonna have to put in 110% of our effort.
From front to back, hopefully there'll be a attacking flair and defensive solidarity for the whole of 90 or even 120 minutes.
Let's give it our all Gooners!
Even if we do bow out, let's make sure we do so with all guns blazing.
'Til Later.
Sunday, January 11, 2009
Ole Ole Arsenal
But irregardless of good or bad, right or wrong,
We believe there's only one club in this world and it's name is Arsenal.
Gooners Forever.
May we have a Happy 2009 indeed.
My favourite part: 2.35 -> 2.38











