Meme: You're a lucky one out of the unlucky bunch.
Hitagi: Why so?
Meme: Gods are everywhere. They are everywhere, yet nowhere. You can say it was both around you and not around you before you became like this.
Hitagi: This is just like Zen dialog.
Meme: It's Shinto, or is it Shugendou? Don't get the wrong idea, young lady. You didn't become like this because of whatever. It's just that your point of view changed.
Hitagi: My point of view? What are you trying to say?
Meme: I'm saying I can't stand you acting all victimized, young lady.
-Bakemonogatari: EP1
Showing posts with label Chatlogs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chatlogs. Show all posts
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Sunday, September 6, 2009
Saturday, Not The Usual One.
Moon was shining brightly tonight. Hmmmm.
Me, looking like God. Mhmmmm.
'Liqi, what are you doing?'
'Replying message.'
'WHAT THE HECK, YOU JUMP ON THAT THING JUST TO REPLY MESSAGE!?'
'Ya, it's the Reply Message Place. HEHEHEHHEE.'
'Replying message.'
'WHAT THE HECK, YOU JUMP ON THAT THING JUST TO REPLY MESSAGE!?'
'Ya, it's the Reply Message Place. HEHEHEHHEE.'
---
What is your dream?
(Gets struck by Martin Luther's 'I Have A Dream' speech. Thinks she's talking about ideals and hopes.) Hmmm, need some time to think this through. What's yours?
HMMM I WANNA LIVE IN SWITZERLAND AND EAT LOTS OF CHOCOLATE AND CHEESE!
.... What? That's shallow! I thought you meant like your dream world or ideals or something. (Still stunned because I thought she was talking about ideals.)
Huh, dream world? I KNOW I KNOW! MY DREAM WORLD IS ORANGE IN COLOUR AND THE FLOOR IS BOUNCY SO NOBODY NEEDS TO WALK, JUST SKIP AND SKIP AND SKIP!
(Plays along.) Oh, like this? (Skips, skips, skips.)
YA, EXACTLY! SO FUN RIGHT!?!?!
But then ah, like that people will very fast get tired and then later they will just get sien and emo. :(
-__- SEE? PEOPLE TELL YOU THEIR DREAMS THEN YOU SAY PEOPLE WILL JUST GET SIEN! TOO MUCH AH YOU! SO WHAT WILL YOU SAY IF PEOPLE TOLD YOU 'Ahhh, my dream world is gonna be full of colours, and there will be chocolates and lollipops wherever I go, pigs probably fly there too!'
Oh my God, damn lame wei your world!
Uhh, sounds like yy.
So, what's your dream then?
Nothing like yours.
AHAHAH IS IT FULL OF (=*$#@$) (=*$#@$) (=*$#@$) ?
WHAT THE HECK!?
Then what?
In my dream world.... People live (positively) precariously.
(5 second silence.)
What, they gonna bungee jump everyday?
..........
---
Hmmm thanks Ash for the enlightenment.
It seems I might have got some stuff really wrong.
Oh well, no matter. It's not unrepairable.
---
TODAE, I WUK AP AT 10.25 AM!
GAS WUT!?
MAI TYUSION AT 10.30 AM!
GEE GEE GEE GEE GEE.
NO NO NO NO NO!
Yeah, rush rush rush. Good thing my tuition is just two doors away kan?
Played cards after tuition with Jung, Koks and Cong. THIS JUNG HACKED THE GAME, I SWEAR! HE WON MOST OF THE GAMES AND HAD MOST OF THE GOOD CARDS MOST OF THE TIME!
Oh wait, how do you hack a card game?
Then I moved on to the main event of the day: Church.
Went to the taxi stand in OU and had to wait for a Jouee to appear. So in the meantime, Koks and I went to the TV shop and I played the PS3.
.... I got beaten by the computer. (While a kid was killing them for fun. Ah, my reputation tarnished.)
Then we went on the taxi with an Indon driver who spoke very Indonized Bahasa Melayu.
Church was more enjoyable than usual. Mainly because my friends kept up with my energetic pace most of the time lol.
Ashley in particular was at her bimbo best to go through the motions with me. We did it all - headbangs, jumps, slow-mo jumps, lyrics-modification, jokes, random shouts of each others names, pretend we are newcomers, talked with headhunters (WHAT?) and speaking in China Accents + English Accents. She was my 'make-sure-we-both-won't-fall-asleep-during-sermon' partner today. AND WE SUCCEEDED! (Whereas Jouee was 'fallen' several times. Cough cough.)
OH THE HILARITY!
Yeah, then we watched Up!. Was not bad. But I thought it's a tad overrated. And certainly non-logical. But we, and any sane man/woman shouldn't expect it to be realistically plausible anyway. It's animation and fiction after all.
As a wise man used to say:
"Every time you apply real-life physics into the world of animation, God kills a kitten."
Please, save those kittens.
Thursday, September 18, 2008
Affr0boy.
Introducing Kenny Ng.
After reading through my newly registered facebook to check out the hype, I saw that kenny wrote something on my "wall".
I replied. 5 seconds later. He replied AGAIN.
=="
Below is our encounter via MSN.
There is some offensive material inside, read on your own accord. It's not meant to be offensive in any way, but some might find it so. My apologies in advance.
Messenger Plus! Chat Log
GAY.
After reading through my newly registered facebook to check out the hype, I saw that kenny wrote something on my "wall".
I replied. 5 seconds later. He replied AGAIN.
=="
Below is our encounter via MSN.
There is some offensive material inside, read on your own accord. It's not meant to be offensive in any way, but some might find it so. My apologies in advance.
Session Start: 18 September 2008
- Q (jeffery_x@hotmail.com)
- kennyyyy. (k3n1990@hotmail.com)
| (00:16) Q: | U DAMN GAYYYYYYYYYYY |
|---|---|
| (00:16) kennyyyy.: | less QQ! |
| (00:16) kennyyyy.: | hahahaha |
| (00:16) kennyyyy.: | wassup |
| (00:17) Q: | gay chuck noris carddd |
| (00:17) kennyyyy.: | maaf boss |
| (00:17) Q: | terima kasih employee |
| (00:19) kennyyyy.: | jikalau seseorang mempunyai dua bola, berapa bola yang seseorang itu ada |
| (00:19) Q: | dua |
| (00:19) Q: | kecuali kalau orang itu kenny |
| (00:19) Q: | itu mungkin kosong |
| (00:20) kennyyyy.: | tetapi sudah dinyatakan |
| (00:20) kennyyyy.: | bahawa seseorang itu |
| (00:20) kennyyyy.: | mempunyai dua |
| (00:20) kennyyyy.: | biji |
| (00:20) kennyyyy.: | bola |
| (00:20) Q: | kenny bukan seseorang biasa |
| (00:20) Q: | makhluk berbola tiada! |
| (00:21) kennyyyy.: | ada sesetengah yang mengatakan saya adalah dewa |
| (00:21) Q: | BOHONGGG |
| (00:21) kennyyyy.: | tidak |
| (00:21) Q: | tentu |
| (00:21) kennyyyy.: | saya tidak pernah berbohong |
| (00:21) Q: | kamu nabi muhammad? ==" |
| (00:21) kennyyyy.: | ada kebarangkalian. |
| (00:21) Q: | !!! |
| (00:22) Q: | saya baca tentang kamu dalam buku teks sejarah tingkatan empat karya somerandomguy!!! |
| (00:22) kennyyyy.: | a.samad said |
| (00:22) Q: | said what |
| (00:22) kennyyyy.: | nama dia said lah bodoh |
| (00:22) kennyyyy.: | sa-ed |
| (00:22) kennyyyy.: | said |
| (00:22) Q: | saya tahu la |
| (00:22) Q: | pura pura sikit x boleh |
| (00:22) Q: | xD |
| (00:22) kennyyyy.: | jangan bohong |
| (00:22) Q: | x bohong |
| (00:22) kennyyyy.: | cubaan yang baik |
| (00:22) Q: | saya al-amin |
| (00:23) kennyyyy.: | tetapi |
| (00:23) kennyyyy.: | saya lebih bijak |
| (00:23) Q: | bohong! |
| (00:23) Q: | kamu macam anwar! |
| (00:23) Q: | bohong! |
| (00:23) kennyyyy.: | tidak |
| (00:23) kennyyyy.: | kamu macam anwar |
| (00:23) kennyyyy.: | kamu main buntut |
| (00:23) Q: | x |
| (00:23) kennyyyy.: | kata dusta |
| (00:23) Q: | x |
| (00:23) kennyyyy.: | jangan memfitnah saya |
| (00:24) Q: | kamu macam badawi sekarang |
| (00:24) Q: | fitnah tanpa bukti! |
| (00:24) kennyyyy.: | saya boleh dibanding dengan george clooney |
| (00:24) Q: | clooney the pooh? |
| (00:24) Q: | lebih baik main bola sepaks |
| (00:24) kennyyyy.: | george clooney |
| (00:24) kennyyyy.: | lelak paling hensem di dunia |
| (00:24) kennyyyy.: | ada yang kata beliau main tipu untuk menang |
| (00:24) Q: | tapi kamu ialah kenny ng |
| (00:24) kennyyyy.: | sayalah juara sebenar |
| (00:24) Q: | SEDARLAH SI KENNY!!! |
| (00:25) Q: | DUNIA INI BESARR!! |
| (00:25) Q: | DUNIA INI BOLA!!!! |
| (00:25) kennyyyy.: | dunia ini bola? |
| (00:25) kennyyyy.: | saya ada dua bola |
| (00:25) kennyyyy.: | maka |
| (00:25) Q: | x |
| (00:25) kennyyyy.: | saya ada dua dunia? |
| (00:25) Q: | tadi sudah kata |
| (00:25) Q: | kenny x ada bola |
| (00:26) kennyyyy.: | kenny kacak ..... persamaan 1 |
| (00:26) kennyyyy.: | kenny sexy .... persamaan 2 |
| (00:26) Q: | kajian sains telah membuktikan bahawa perkataan kacak tiada berkaitan dengan perkataan kenny |
| (00:26) kennyyyy.: | persamaan 1 tambah dua |
| (00:26) kennyyyy.: | kenny kacak dan sexy |
| (00:26) kennyyyy.: | maka |
| (00:26) Q: | jadi bandingan kamu tidak boleh digunakan |
| (00:26) kennyyyy.: | kenny hensem |
| (00:26) kennyyyy.: | kthxbai |
| (00:26) Q: | kthxbai!?!?!?! |
| (00:26) Q: | apa tu |
| (00:26) Q: | MARAH!!! |
| (00:26) kennyyyy.: | dalam takrifan bahasam melayu |
| (00:26) Q: | *cast level 3 lightning bolt on kenny* |
| (00:26) kennyyyy.: | yea terima kasih semoga jumpa lagi |
| (00:27) Q: | hmm |
| (00:27) Q: | sangat menarik |
| (00:27) kennyyyy.: | bukan semoga jumpa lagi |
| (00:27) kennyyyy.: | maaf |
| (00:27) Q: | menarik sehingga teh tarik menari |
| (00:27) kennyyyy.: | selamat tinggal |
| (00:27) kennyyyy.: | selama-lamanya |
| (00:27) kennyyyy.: | amin |
| (00:27) Q: | tinggal di mana |
| (00:27) Q: | rumah pasung? |
| (00:27) kennyyyy.: | rumah pasung telah diserang oleh komunis |
| (00:27) Q: | ya |
| (00:27) kennyyyy.: | kita lima orang lawan 20000 ribu orang |
| (00:27) Q: | mana ada |
| (00:27) kennyyyy.: | kerana kita melayu , kerajaan bantu |
| (00:27) kennyyyy.: | kita menang |
| (00:27) Q: | 2000000000000000000000000000 orang |
| (00:28) kennyyyy.: | kalau bukan melayu, sudah lama kalah. |
| (00:28) Q: | kami kalis peluru |
| (00:28) Q: | kebal! |
| (00:28) kennyyyy.: | sudah dibuktikan bahawa, hang tuah hang jebat semua adalah dari negara cina |
| (00:28) kennyyyy.: | bukti yang terbesar |
| (00:28) kennyyyy.: | puteri hang li po |
| (00:28) Q: | ya maka hilang dari buku sejarah |
| (00:28) kennyyyy.: | namanya ada hang juga |
| (00:28) kennyyyy.: | maka |
| (00:28) kennyyyy.: | cina adalah penjejak pertama di malaysia |
| (00:28) kennyyyy.: | bukan melayu |
| (00:28) kennyyyy.: | kita menang |
| (00:29) Q: | menang! |
| (00:29) Q: | tinggi lima! |
| (00:29) kennyyyy.: | tinggi lima? |
| (00:29) kennyyyy.: | kenapa lima |
| (00:30) kennyyyy.: | boleh lebih atau kurang dari lima? |
| (00:30) kennyyyy.: | beritahu saya sekarang |
| (00:30) Q: | boleh |
| (00:30) Q: | saya amat flexible |
| (00:30) kennyyyy.: | adakah lima sesuatu nombor ajaib |
| (00:30) kennyyyy.: | dipercayai nombor 5 membawa tuah kepada orang yang mempunyai 8 jari |
| (00:30) Q: | saya ada sepuluh! |
| (00:30) kennyyyy.: | maka nombor bertuah anda ialah |
| (00:31) kennyyyy.: | warna hijau! |
| (00:31) Q: | !!! |
| (00:31) Q: | hebatnya nabi kenny |
| (00:31) Q: | nombor bertuah saya ialah warna hijau!!!! |
| (00:31) kennyyyy.: | you pergi tanya semua orang lain |
| (00:31) kennyyyy.: | mana ada orang nombor bertuah warna hijau |
| (00:31) kennyyyy.: | hanya kamu |
| (00:31) kennyyyy.: | dalam kata lain , |
| (00:31) kennyyyy.: | you are the chosen one |
| (00:32) Q: | !!! |
| (00:32) Q: | TERPILIH!!!!!!!! |
| (00:32) kennyyyy.: | saya terpaksa pergi sekarang |
| (00:32) kennyyyy.: | tidur kecantikan |
| (00:33) kennyyyy.: | jikalau tidak ,esok pagi bangun nampak macam kamu  |
| (00:33) kennyyyy.: | tidak! |
| (00:33) kennyyyy.: | tidakkkkk! |
| (00:33) kennyyyy.: | saya tidak rela |
| (00:33) Q: | !!!! |
| (00:33) Q: | tidak mahu jadi clooney lagi? |
| (00:33) Q: | aiseh |
| (00:33) kennyyyy.: | omg this is damn gay |
| (00:33) Q: | bazirnya |
| (00:33) kennyyyy.: | dude |
| (00:33) kennyyyy.: | hahahaahah |
| (00:33) Q: | kenny cakap inggeris!! |
| (00:33) Q: | APA NI |
| (00:33) Q: | RACIST SEKARANG YA??? |
| (00:33) kennyyyy.: | hEhHehhezz~~~* |
| (00:33) Q: | BULI SAYA |
| (00:33) kennyyyy.: | wHy nOt oRhzzzz~~~~* (^_^) |
| (00:34) Q: | OH TUHANKU LALA TERBESAR TELAH MUNCUL |
| (00:34) Q: | SAYA PILIH KAMU PIKACHU |
| (00:34) kennyyyy.: | mE eNgriSh iS n0t pOwer~~~~* |
| (00:34) Q: | PIKACHU GUNA GURUH TERBESAR |
| (00:34) Q: | SANGAT EFEKTIF |
| (00:34) kennyyyy.: | maaf |
| (00:34) kennyyyy.: | rumah saya ada |
| (00:34) kennyyyy.: | penyerap kilat |
| (00:34) kennyyyy.: | no dmg absorbed this round |
| (00:34) Q: | that's why saya guna guruh  |
| (00:34) Q: | sudah plan  |
| (00:34) kennyyyy.: | ..... |
| (00:35) kennyyyy.: | guruh adalah thunder |
| (00:35) Q: | no |
| (00:35) kennyyyy.: | omg saya tersilap |
| (00:35) Q: | itu kilat |
| (00:35) Q: | |
| (00:35) kennyyyy.: | thunder adalah bunyi |
| (00:35) kennyyyy.: | gtg lah dickhead |
| (00:35) Q: | ya muahahaha |
| (00:35) kennyyyy.: | bye |
| (00:35) kennyyyy.: | bye |
| (00:35) Q: | lol |
| (00:35) Q: | byebye |
| (00:35) Q: | this is funny shit |
| (00:35) Q: | xD |
| (00:35) kennyyyy.: | ... |
| (00:35) kennyyyy.: | it wasnt me |
| (00:35) kennyyyy.: | i swear |
| (00:35) Q: | lollll |
| (00:35) kennyyyy.: | hahahahaha |
| (00:35) Q: | wasn't me too |
| (00:35) Q: | sounds like me |
| (00:35) Q: | farts like me |
| (00:35) Q: | but 100A% not me |
| (00:35) kennyyyy.: | oh |
| (00:35) kennyyyy.: | must be jungkiang |
| (00:35) kennyyyy.: | ciao |
| (00:35) Q: | yeah |
| (00:35) Q: | ciao |
| (00:35) | kennyyyy. is now Offline |
Tuesday, July 8, 2008
TALK CRAP: QI VS JUNG
Session Start: 08 July 2008
- Qi. (jeffery_x@hotmail.com)
- anti-jung. (rage_avenger@hotmail.com)
| (20:28) anti-jung.: | hai |
|---|---|
| (20:38) | anti-jung. has changed his/her personal message to "it's payback time." |
| (20:40) | anti-jung. is now Offline |
| (21:52) Qi.: | PAYDAY! |
| (21:52) anti-jung.: | PERSIAN FAINTED |
| (21:52) anti-jung.: | MEOWTH IS BEYOND GODLIKE! |
| (21:52) anti-jung.: | HOLY SHIT! |
| (21:52) anti-jung.: | OWNAGE! |
| (21:52) Qi.: | ASH KETCHUP GAINS 500 GOLD! |
| (21:53) anti-jung.: | ASH PURCHASES A BOTTLE OF KETCHUP! |
| (21:53) anti-jung.: | ASH' RED TINT WENT UP BY 2%! |
| (21:53) Qi.: | ASH IS CRAZY REDLIKE! |
| (21:53) anti-jung.: | ASH IS 1 STEP CLOSER TO BECOMING THE KETCHUP MASTER! |
| (21:53) anti-jung.: | OWNAGE! |
| (21:53) anti-jung.: | ASH PUTS A BABOON's BUTT TO SHAME! |
| (21:53) anti-jung.: | ASH HAS CAUGHT A BABOON's BUTT! |
| (21:53) Qi.: | ASH GOES FOR CHILLI SAUCE! |
| (21:53) anti-jung.: | ASH NAMES IT MUM! |
| (21:54) anti-jung.: | Ash' wonderful plan backfires! |
| (21:54) anti-jung.: | Ash' red tint goes down by 16%! |
| (21:54) anti-jung.: | Ash' commits suicide in exasperation! |
| (21:54) Qi.: |  |
| (21:54) anti-jung.: | Setting the baboon's butt, a.k.a. Mum free in the process! |
| (21:55) Qi.: | wanna dota? |
| (21:55) anti-jung.: | x boleh |
| (21:55) anti-jung.: | == |
| (21:56) anti-jung.: | i listen to song also kena diu |
| (21:56) anti-jung.: | <.< |
| (21:56) Qi.: | SLAP KAO U |
| (21:56) anti-jung.: | VAI? |
| (21:56) anti-jung.: | VAI LA VEI? |
| (21:56) Qi.: | CUZ U GAY |
| (21:56) anti-jung.: | NOOOOOEOEONEOENEOENOENENEEOE |
| (21:56) anti-jung.: | hi princess |
| (21:56) anti-jung.: | moonlit princess! |
| (21:56) anti-jung.: | |
| (21:56) Qi.: | |
| (21:57) Qi.: | geng ler. |
| (21:57) anti-jung.: | geng!geng! |
| (21:57) anti-jung.: | GENGSTARZ! |
| (21:57) | Qi. has changed his/her personal message to "SOONAYI IS GHEY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" |
| (21:57) Qi.: | YEAH I LIKE THAT |
| (21:57) Qi.: | GENGSTARZ |
| (21:58) Qi.: | A CROSS BETWEEN GENG, STARS, GANGSTER AND GAY STARZ! |
| (21:58) anti-jung.: | don't forget the honey stars! |
| (21:58) anti-jung.: | and gengars! |
| (21:58) anti-jung.: | and tar! |
| (21:58) anti-jung.: | and eng(lish)! |
| (21:58) anti-jung.: | and gen(2)! |
| (21:59) Qi.: | HANS2!!!!!QQ!!!! |
| (21:59) anti-jung.: | OMG HANS2? |
| (21:59) anti-jung.: | WHERE? |
| (21:59) anti-jung.: | HOW? |
| (21:59) anti-jung.: | WHEN? |
| (21:59) Qi.: | WHY! |
| (21:59) anti-jung.: | IS HE BACKDOORING?!?!? |
| (21:59) anti-jung.: | OMGOMGOMG |
| (21:59) Qi.: | no |
| (21:59) Qi.: | strange |
| (21:59) anti-jung.: | ME NO TP SCROLLZZZ |
| (21:59) Qi.: | but today he's just pushing normally.  |
| (21:59) Qi.: | MUST BE A PLAN!!! |
| (21:59) Qi.: | I DUN LIEK IT! |
| (21:59) anti-jung.: | YESSS |
| (21:59) anti-jung.: | ME TOO |
| (22:00) anti-jung.: | oh i showed huajie the 'so i herd u liek mudkipz' |
| (22:00) anti-jung.: | he laugh kaokao |
| (22:00) anti-jung.: | XD |
| (22:00) Qi.: | lol |
| (22:00) Qi.: | u ada read my blog? |
| (22:00) Qi.: | ada new joke |
| (22:00) anti-jung.: | read d |
| (22:00) anti-jung.: | sei joke spammer |
| (22:00) anti-jung.: | == |
| (22:00) Qi.: | =.= |
| (22:00) Qi.: | ppl so emo lately |
| (22:00) Qi.: | what to do |
| (22:00) anti-jung.: | see i so loyal |
| (22:00) anti-jung.: | everyone x update,i hari-hari check |
| (22:00) Qi.: | loyal then make your own blog pl0x |
| (22:01) anti-jung.: | cannot |
| (22:01) anti-jung.: | itu panggil loyal to self |
| (22:01) anti-jung.: | means selfish! |
| (22:01) anti-jung.: | x boleh x boleh |
| (22:01) Qi.: | NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu |
| (22:01) Qi.: | HENSEM X BOLEH MACAM TOOOO!!! |
| (22:01) Qi.: | TERLALU GEMUK GILAAA! |
| (22:01) anti-jung.: | HENSEM GEMUK? |
| (22:01) anti-jung.: | KOMBINASI YANG MENAKUTKAN! |
| (22:01) anti-jung.: | TETAPI BERKESAN! |
| (22:02) Qi.: | TERLALU TIDAK SEIMBANG!!! |
| (22:02) anti-jung.: | BETUL ITU |
| (22:02) anti-jung.: | ORANG INGGERIS PANGGIL ITU APE YA? |
| (22:02) anti-jung.: | APA APA...IMPA? |
| (22:02) anti-jung.: | ATAU INPA? |
| (22:02) Qi.: | MIMPA LA |
| (22:02) Qi.: | BODO |
| (22:02) anti-jung.: | OH OH |
| (22:02) anti-jung.: | MAAF SI HENSEM BERMISAI GERGASI |
| (22:02) anti-jung.: | KAMU TERLALU BIJAK |
| (22:02) anti-jung.: | SAYA BODo |
| (22:03) Qi.: | HYEK HYEK TAHU PUN! |
| (22:03) anti-jung.: | MIMPA |
| (22:03) anti-jung.: | BETUL MIMPA! |
| (22:03) Qi.: | SAYA SI DAVID SANG BIJAKSANA PAHLAWAN NAGA GERGASI YANG BERKOTEK RAKSASA |
| (22:03) Qi.: | JANGAN MAIN MAIN |
| (22:04) anti-jung.: | DAUD ATAU DAVID? |
| (22:04) anti-jung.: | TERDAPAT PELBAGAI KENIS RAKSASA |
| (22:04) Qi.: | DAUD DAVID |
| (22:04) Qi.: | SAMALAH |
| (22:04) Qi.: | PELBAGAI KENIS RAKSASA? |
| (22:04) anti-jung.: | YANG BESAR,KECIL,BERAMBUT BANYAK,BUSUK,DAN MERAH JAMBU |
| (22:04) Qi.: | KENIS!?!?!?! |
| (22:04) Qi.: | ATAU PENIS!?!?!? |
| (22:04) anti-jung.: | KOTEK ENGKAU JENIS RAKSASA APA? |
| (22:04) anti-jung.: | JENIS |
| (22:05) Qi.: | OH MAAF |
| (22:05) anti-jung.: | JENIS PENIS |
| (22:05) Qi.: | O_o |
| (22:05) anti-jung.: | o_O |
| (22:05) Qi.: | BESAR MATA DAN KECIL MATA |
| (22:05) Qi.: | DIPINGGIRKAN OLEH SATU "I" YANG TERJATUH |
| (22:06) anti-jung.: | WAAAAAh |
| (22:06) anti-jung.: | KOTEK KAMU SUNGGUH UNIK! |
| (22:06) anti-jung.: | TERRER! |
| (22:06) anti-jung.: | DAHSYAT! |
| (22:06) Qi.: | WATI KATA SAPU SAMPAH AMAT SYOK |
| (22:06) Qi.: | SAYA TERGODA NAK CUBA |
| (22:06) anti-jung.: | PERGILAH! |
| (22:06) anti-jung.: | SAYA PERNAH CUBA ATAS KEHENDAK WATI! |
| (22:06) anti-jung.: | BETUK BETUL SYOK! |
| (22:06) Qi.: | X MAU |
| (22:06) Qi.: | ITU WATI GEMUK BABI |
| (22:07) anti-jung.: | LEBIH SYOK DARIPADA MAKAN MENTOS PERISA DURIAN PADA PUKUL 1 MALAM SAMBIL BERMANDI PELUH DAN MENGUTIP BENIH PADI! |
| (22:07) anti-jung.: | KENAPA? |
| (22:07) anti-jung.: | WATI BUKAN BABI! |
| (22:07) anti-jung.: | DIA BABI BUTA! |
| (22:07) anti-jung.: | BB! |
| (22:07) anti-jung.: | BABI BUTA BERISI! |
| (22:07) anti-jung.: | BBB! |
| (22:07) anti-jung.: | BABI BUTA BERISI BIRU! |
| (22:07) anti-jung.: | BBBB |
| (22:08) anti-jung.: | BUNTUT BABI BUTA BERISI BIRU |
| (22:08) anti-jung.: | BBBBB |
| (22:08) anti-jung.: | @@ |
| (22:08) Qi.: | APA? |
| (22:08) Qi.: | SUDAH BERPUTUS ASA? |
| (22:08) Qi.: | SAYA MENERUSKAN! |
| (22:08) anti-jung.: | ....BETUL CAKAP KAMU! |
| (22:08) Qi.: | BUNTUT BABI BUTA BERISI BIRU BERPERISAI |
| (22:08) anti-jung.: | SAYA TIDAK PATUT! |
| (22:08) Qi.: | BBBBBB |
| (22:08) anti-jung.: | BERPERISAI?!!??! |
| (22:08) anti-jung.: | HEBAT! |
| (22:08) Qi.: | YA |
| (22:09) Qi.: | HYEK HYEK |
| (22:09) Qi.: | KEKUATAN SI DAUD |
| (22:09) anti-jung.: | BUNTUT BABI BUTA BERISI BIRU BERPERISAI BULU! |
| (22:09) Qi.: | X BOLEH DIBANDINGKAN |
| (22:09) anti-jung.: | BBBBBB |
| (22:09) anti-jung.: | BETUL ITU |
| (22:09) Qi.: | BUNTUT BABI BUTA BERISI BIRU BERPERISAI BULU BURUNG! |
| (22:09) Qi.: | BBBBBBBB |
| (22:09) anti-jung.: | TETAPI KALAU NAK BERADU KEPANJANGAN KOTEK |
| (22:09) anti-jung.: | DAVID AKAN KALAH DENGAN TERUK |
| (22:09) anti-jung.: | HILANG SEMUA MARUAH! |
| (22:10) Qi.: | YA ITU BODOH |
| (22:10) anti-jung.: | BUNTUT BABI BUTA BERISI BIRU BERPERISAI BULU BURUNG BODOH |
| (22:10) anti-jung.: | BBBBBBBB |
| (22:10) Qi.: | TERLALU TIDAK SEIMBANG! |
| (22:11) Qi.: | MIMPA! |
| (22:11) Qi.: | BUNTUT BESAR BABI BUTA BERISI BIRU BERPERISAI BULU BURUNG BODOH |
| (22:11) Qi.: | BBBBBBBBBB |
| (22:11) anti-jung.: | MIMPA BETUL |
| (22:11) anti-jung.: | MIMPA BETUL |
| (22:11) anti-jung.: | KENAPA PERKATAAN MIMPA DIBERI NAMA ITY? |
| (22:11) anti-jung.: | ITU** |
| (22:12) anti-jung.: | BUNTUT BESAR BERINTI BABI BUTA BERISI BIRU BERPERISAI BULU BURUNG BODOH! |
| (22:12) anti-jung.: | BBBBBBBBBB |
| (22:12) Qi.: | MY INDIAN MISTRESS PLAYED ALIBABA |
| (22:12) Qi.: | MIMPA! |
| (22:12) anti-jung.: | REALLY? |
| (22:12) anti-jung.: | I THOUGHT ITS MONKEY ISOTOPES MARRIED PUBLIC ANNOUNCER |
| (22:13) Qi.: | WRONG |
| (22:13) Qi.: | MONKEY NO ISOTOPES |
| (22:13) Qi.: | THEY GENERIC |
| (22:13) anti-jung.: | OR MASCULINE IDEOGRAM MANHANDLED PHILIPINO AUNTY |
| (22:13) anti-jung.: | OHHH |
| (22:13) anti-jung.: | NO WONDER |
| (22:13) anti-jung.: | YOU SO BIJAK |
| (22:14) anti-jung.: | YOU ALSO MIMPA! |
| (22:14) Qi.: | HYEK HYEK |
| (22:14) anti-jung.: | I WONDER WHAT DOES HYEK HYEK STAND FOR |
| (22:15) anti-jung.: | HAMSAP YADO ATE KOKWENG,HE YAPPED ENGLISH KOALABEAR!??!?! |
| (22:15) anti-jung.: | YODA** |
| (22:16) Qi.: | BUT THAT'S HYAK HYEK! |
| (22:16) anti-jung.: | OH |
| (22:16) anti-jung.: | REARRANGE IT LOR |
| (22:16) anti-jung.: | ATE>EAT |
| (22:16) anti-jung.: | GENG! |
| (22:17) anti-jung.: | LET's PLAY THIS GAME I PLAYED WITH JOEL TODAY |
| (22:17) Qi.: | TIDAK SEIMBANG!!!! |
| (22:17) Qi.: | WOT GAME |
| (22:17) anti-jung.: | CHOOSE A PERSOn |
| (22:17) anti-jung.: | REAL LIFE PERSON |
| (22:17) anti-jung.: | WE DESIGN AN AVATAR FOR A RANDOM CHOSEN PERSON GAME |
| (22:17) Qi.: | YUNWEI |
| (22:18) anti-jung.: | OKAY |
| (22:18) anti-jung.: | FIRST,CHOOSE A HEAD SHAPE |
| (22:18) Qi.: | ROUND |
Meanwhile.....
Session Start: 08 July 2008
- Qi. (jeffery_x@hotmail.com)
- *naf soonyi. (shunyi92@hotmail.com)
| (21:55) Qi.: | =.= |
|---|---|
(21:56)  soonyi.: | what |
| (21:56) Qi.: | =.= |
| (21:56) soonyi.: | hi to you too lah |
| (21:56) soonyi.: | lol |
| (21:56) Qi.: | =.= |
| (21:56) soonyi.: | eh staying back for painting tomorrow |
| (21:56) soonyi.: | right |
| (21:56) Qi.: | i'll pass. have school team prac for basketball |
| (21:57) soonyi.: | nooo =( |
| (21:57) soonyi.: | yer |
| (21:57) soonyi.: | spoil sport =( |
| (21:57) Qi.: | =.= |
| (21:57) | Qi. has changed his/her personal message to "SOONAYI IS GHEY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" |
| (21:57) soonyi.: | enough alreadyy |
| (21:58) soonyi.: | what time's bball |
| (21:58) soonyi.: | wtf is with your pm? |
| (21:58) Qi.: | 2-5 |
| (21:58) soonyi.: | i barely talked to you all day lah |
| (21:58) Qi.: | my pm speaks only truth. |
| (21:58) Qi.: | it must've been kenny then. |
| (21:59) soonyi.: | what was kenny? |
| (21:59) Qi.: | the gayasss |
| (22:00) soonyi.: | i don't get you. |
| (22:00) soonyi.: | lol |
| (22:01) Qi.: | nvm |
| (22:01) Qi.: | anyway |
| (22:01) Qi.: | i was talking about SOONAYI |
| (22:01) Qi.: | not soonyi |
| (22:01) Qi.: | you're safe. |
| (22:10) soonyi.: | whateverrr |
| (22:10) soonyi.: | lol |
| (22:10) soonyi.: | gaylord |
| (22:11) soonyi.: | should i paint class |
| (22:11) Qi.: | PAINT LA |
| (22:15) soonyi.: | o |
| (22:15) soonyi.: | kay |
| (22:15) soonyi.: | gosh. |
| (22:15) soonyi.: | sorry lah. |
| (22:18) Qi.: | HAHAHAHAHA |
| (22:18) Qi.: | SORRY |
| (22:18) Qi.: | I PLAYING CAPS LOCK GAME WITH JUNG KIANG |
| (22:18) soonyi.: | che |
| (22:18) soonyi.: | h |
| (22:18) soonyi.: | wtf |
| (22:18) soonyi.: | hahahaahahahaahaa |
| (22:18) soonyi.: | damn scary wei |
| (22:18) Qi.: | WHY |
| (22:19) soonyi.: | wouldn't you think i sound angry if i just said |
| (22:19) soonyi.: | PAINT LA |
| (22:19) Qi.: | NO |
| (22:19) Qi.: | CUZ THE PERSON YOU WERE TALKING TO |
| (22:19) Qi.: | IS LIQI |
| (22:19) Qi.: | HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
| (22:20) soonyi.: | WHO IS ACTUALLY DAMN TEMPERMENTAL |
| (22:21) Qi.: | RLY/ |
| (22:21) Qi.: | RLY? |
| (22:22) soonyi.: | QUITE LAH. |
| (22:22) soonyi.: | HAHAAHHA. |
| (22:24) Qi.: | HAHAAHAHHAHA |
Friday, June 6, 2008
Talk Crap: Li Qi vs Ashley
Who has more crap to say? You decide.
Session Start: 02 June 2008
- Yeager Tavares (jeffery_x@hotmail.com)
- ashley (ashrin92@hotmail.com)
| (20:56) Yeager Tavares: | WHOOOOOOO WHERES MA VIDEOOOOO |
|---|---|
| (20:56) ashley: | could it be the mythical yeager tavares?? |
| (20:57) ashley: | i dont knowww |
| (20:57) ashley: | i cant fgind it! |
| (20:57) Yeager Tavares: | !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| (20:57) Yeager Tavares: | you traitor! |
| (20:57) Yeager Tavares: | be prepared to walk the plank! |
| (20:57) Yeager Tavares: | for I, the great yeager tavares |
| (20:57) ashley: | goshhh itss... |
| (20:57) Yeager Tavares: | shall cannonball you into the deep ocean, feeding you to the ugly kraken! |
| (20:58) ashley: | *gasp* |
| (20:58) ashley: | no sir, not the kraken, i beggeth of you! |
| (20:58) Yeager Tavares: | alright then, you shall be hidden forever inside DAVEY JONES LOCKER[]!!! |
| (20:58) Yeager Tavares: | NYAHAHAHHAHA |
| (20:59) ashley: | i heard it's safe there...hmmm i'm okay with that x) |
| (20:59) Yeager Tavares: | right |
| (20:59) Yeager Tavares: | in there |
| (20:59) Yeager Tavares: | the desert is as vast as the ocean in here |
| (20:59) Yeager Tavares: | be prepared lass. |
| (21:00) Yeager Tavares: | anyhow |
| (21:00) Yeager Tavares: | please try to find |
| (21:00) Yeager Tavares: | T_T |
| (21:00) Yeager Tavares: | it's my blood and sweat |
| (21:00) Yeager Tavares: | my hard work[] |
| (21:00) ashley: | okay okay |
| (21:00) Yeager Tavares: | NOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooo |
| (21:00) ashley: | hahaha |
| (21:00) ashley: | not to worry |
| (21:00) Yeager Tavares: | *worries* |
| (21:00) ashley: | someone like you |
| (21:00) Yeager Tavares: | NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo |
| (21:01) ashley: | with the capacity of a great whale for lameness |
| (21:01) Yeager Tavares: | FAR GREATER THAN THAT YOU INFIDEL! |
| (21:01) ashley: | it shall be perfectly easy for you to replicate such work! |
| (21:01) ashley: | aye, i has great faith in you |
| (21:01) Yeager Tavares: | Replicate? I think not. I require assistance of the SHORTEST ONE! |
| (21:01) ashley: | dear me... |
| (21:02) ashley: | i've heard tons about that one, yes i have |
| (21:02) Yeager Tavares: | Yes, she is special. |
| (21:02) Yeager Tavares: | Her height... I can't comprehend |
| (21:02) ashley: | looooool |
| (21:02) Yeager Tavares: | It must have taken decades of training to compress her ability into that small frame! |
| (21:02) ashley: | danger though..such things tend to explode from pressure in time |
| (21:03) Yeager Tavares: | That is no obstacle |
| (21:03) Yeager Tavares: | FOR I THE GREAT YEAGER TAVARES |
| (21:03) Yeager Tavares: | HAVE CONQUERED THE SEVEN SEAS |
| (21:03) Yeager Tavares: | AND NOW I SEEK THE EIGHTH! |
| (21:03) Yeager Tavares: | a small fry like that is no problem |
| (21:03) ashley: | THE GREAT EIGHTH???! |
| (21:03) Yeager Tavares: | i can't see the problem anyway |
| (21:03) Yeager Tavares: | it's short. |
| (21:03) ashley: | hahahahha |
| (21:03) ashley: | what's yeager tavares anyway |
| (21:04) Yeager Tavares: | THAT'S MY NAME YOU INFIDEL! |
| (21:04) Yeager Tavares: | WHAT BLASPHEMY HAVE YOU SPOKEN OF |
| (21:04) Yeager Tavares: | NONE DOES NOT FEAR MY NAME |
| (21:04) Yeager Tavares: | NONE DOES NOT KNOW MY NAME |
| (21:04) Yeager Tavares: | or is there? ._. |
| (21:04) Yeager Tavares: | REGARDLESS! |
| (21:04) ashley: | are you the supposed You-Know-Who...? |
| (21:04) Yeager Tavares: | THE GREAT YEAGER TAVARES IS A FORCE TO BE RECKONED WITH! |
| (21:05) ashley: | He Shall Not Be Named, indeedyy |
| (21:05) Yeager Tavares: | I know who? |
| (21:05) Yeager Tavares: | HE SHALL NOT BE NAMED? |
| (21:05) Yeager Tavares: | WHAT NONSENSE |
| (21:05) ashley: | i believe you do know who |
| (21:05) ashley: | oh |
| (21:05) Yeager Tavares: | THERE ARE NO UNKNOWNS IN THE FACE OF YEAGER TAVARES |
| (21:05) ashley: | He Who Shall Not Be Named |
| (21:05) ashley: | there's always a first |
| (21:05) Yeager Tavares: | THAT DUMBASS WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED MUST BE SOME USELESS CHAP! |
| (21:05) Yeager Tavares: | I BET HE HAS NO NOSE! |
| (21:06) ashley: | or hair, for that matter |
| (21:06) ashley: | sighh |
| (21:06) Yeager Tavares: | So I was right. |
| (21:06) ashley: | such uncreative parents the poor thing must've had |
| (21:06) Yeager Tavares: | It seems I've gained another mighty weapon in my arsenal. |
| (21:06) Yeager Tavares: | CLAIRVORYANCE! |
| (21:06) Yeager Tavares: | I can now see through the lies... |
| (21:06) Yeager Tavares: | see through the truth too... |
| (21:06) Yeager Tavares: | see through anything.... |
| (21:07) Yeager Tavares: | hmmmm |
| (21:07) Yeager Tavares: | EH!?!?! KOKWENG DIDN'T WEAR HIS UNDERWEAR! |
| (21:07) ashley: | that sounds a tad wrong... |
| (21:07) Yeager Tavares: | AHHHHHHHHH |
| (21:07) ashley: | hahahhaha |
| (21:07) ashley: | sighh |
| (21:07) Yeager Tavares: | THIS IS BAD |
| (21:07) Yeager Tavares: | I WITHDRAW MY CLAIM |
| (21:07) ashley: | sucha shallow brain you have |
| (21:07) Yeager Tavares: | I can't see through anything! |
| (21:08) Yeager Tavares: | I AM dhJKLDHAJLHDjahjkhjkhe |
| (21:08) ashley: | to not know one of the great things of the universe |
| (21:08) Yeager Tavares: | Oh crapasfa |
| (21:08) Yeager Tavares: | I forgot ashdkasjdha |
| (21:08) Yeager Tavares: | how to spellaDSwas |
| (21:08) ashley: | omgoshness |
| (21:08) Yeager Tavares: | i can't see,..fasas. |
| (21:08) Yeager Tavares: | the keydas.das.d |
| (21:08) Yeager Tavares: | boarda.d.a |
| (21:08) Yeager Tavares: | propersdkly.... |
| (21:08) Yeager Tavares: | this,.fc,a |
| (21:08) Yeager Tavares: | ismtlejm |
| (21:08) Yeager Tavares: | bad.sf..hnrs |
| (21:08) Yeager Tavares: | I CAN SEE! |
| (21:08) Yeager Tavares: | I HAVE EYES OF AN EAGLE! |
| (21:08) ashley: | i feel your torture |
| (21:08) Yeager Tavares: | OF AN YEAGER! |
| (21:09) Yeager Tavares: | no you don't |
| (21:09) Yeager Tavares: | this sorrow... |
| (21:09) ashley: | a great yeager.. |
| (21:09) Yeager Tavares: | nobody will ever understand me |
| (21:09) Yeager Tavares: | VERY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo |
| (21:09) Yeager Tavares: | TWIN WATERFALLS OF TEARS |
| (21:09) ashley: | risen from teh ashes of what used to be the once majestic Dodobird |
| (21:09) Yeager Tavares: | THIS DESPAIR..... |
| (21:09) ashley: | hahahhahaha |
| (21:09) Yeager Tavares: | THIS SORROW!!!! |
| (21:09) ashley: | that picture |
| (21:09) ashley: | so gay |
| (21:09) Yeager Tavares: | I HAVE PLUMMETED INTO THE DEEPEST OF ABYSSES |
| (21:09) Yeager Tavares: | NEVER SEEING LIGHT...... |
| (21:09) Yeager Tavares: | ..... |
| (21:10) Yeager Tavares: | a tear can't help |
| (21:10) Yeager Tavares: | but drip down my not-so-smooth face... |
| (21:10) Yeager Tavares: | time to use my moisturiser and toner once more. |
| (21:10) ashley: | it in fact, dehydrating to cry. |
| (21:10) ashley: | expecially in such a place where you claim to not see light |
| (21:10) ashley: | you've got time to tone and moisturise but not to find a way to the LIGHT??! |
| (21:11) Yeager Tavares: | sadly. |
| (21:11) Yeager Tavares: | you speak the truth. |
| (21:11) Yeager Tavares: | but... |
| (21:11) Yeager Tavares: | i will not stay quiet for long. |
| (21:11) Yeager Tavares: | i have decidedl |
| (21:11) Yeager Tavares: | made up my mind. |
| (21:11) Yeager Tavares: | despair is not in my dictionary |
| (21:11) Yeager Tavares: | sorrow is though. |
| (21:11) Yeager Tavares: | *tear* |
| (21:11) Yeager Tavares: | BUT NO! |
| (21:11) Yeager Tavares: | A MAN HAS NO FEARS |
| (21:12) Yeager Tavares: | I WILL VENTURE OUT OF THIS DARKNESS! |
| (21:12) Yeager Tavares: | deprived of light? I'LL CARVE OUT LIGHT! |
| (21:12) Yeager Tavares: | deprived of water? I'LL PEE TO MAKE WATER! |
| (21:12) Yeager Tavares: | deprived of food? I'll....... |
| (21:12) ashley: | start eating your mighty toenails? |
| (21:12) ashley: | i is brilliant, i is |
| (21:13) Yeager Tavares: | not quite |
| (21:13) Yeager Tavares: | you don't reply fast enough |
| (21:13) Yeager Tavares: | ! |
| (21:13) Yeager Tavares: | IMPROVEMENT, YOU MUST MAKE, YOUNG ONE! |
| (21:14) ashley: | goshh.. so brilliancy lies in the speed of which one replies to online instant messages? |
| (21:14) ashley: | such tortuee my fingers go through |
| (21:14) ashley: | torture |
| (21:14) ashley: | cramps |
| (21:15) Yeager Tavares: | persevere, young one. |
| (21:15) Yeager Tavares: | the path to success is long, and tiring.... |
| (21:15) Yeager Tavares: | you must withstand many hardships, many gruesome tasks. |
| (21:15) ashley: | winding too, i bet |
| (21:15) Yeager Tavares: | if you want to make your way to the top. |
| (21:15) Yeager Tavares: | winding? |
| (21:15) ashley: | wise words you utter |
| (21:16) Yeager Tavares: | it's more like a spiral staircase! |
| (21:16) Yeager Tavares: | you'll get dizzy if you go too fast. |
| (21:16) ashley: | wow it must be a very pretty staricase then |
| (21:16) Yeager Tavares: | move at your own pace... |
| (21:16) ashley: | breathing deeply |
| (21:16) Yeager Tavares: | drink lots of water |
| (21:18) Yeager Tavares: | =.= |
| (21:18) Yeager Tavares: | ran out of steam? |
| (21:18) Yeager Tavares: | oh well |
| (21:18) Yeager Tavares: | i'll publish this in ma blog |
| (21:18) ashley: | forgive me if i'm wrong |
| (21:18) ashley: | but you do seem to have plenty free time, mate! |
| (21:18) ashley: | hahaha |
| (21:18) Yeager Tavares: | it's too late |
| (21:18) Yeager Tavares: | what's done is done! |
| (21:18) ashley: | sighh |
| (21:19) Yeager Tavares: | geez |
| (21:19) Yeager Tavares: | stupid google not working |
| (21:19) ashley: | a lesson learned in life |
| (21:19) ashley: | haha |
| (21:19) ashley: | karma, old one |
| (21:19) ashley: | wait.. karma for what |
| (21:19) Yeager Tavares: | a question for yourself. |
| (21:19) ashley: | you should know better than anyone else then |
| (21:19) ashley: | hahaha |
| (21:19) Yeager Tavares: | A FATTY IS FAT BECAUSE HE EATS! |
| (21:20) ashley: | lindsay lohan is skinny because she throws up her food! |
| (21:20) Yeager Tavares: | no |
| (21:20) Yeager Tavares: | she's skinny |
| (21:20) Yeager Tavares: | BECAUSE SHE'S FAT |
| (21:20) ashley: | goshh we shall seek the truth from the great Kokinna himself |
| (21:21) ashley: | aka lohan |
| (21:21) Yeager Tavares: | n e way i am gonna play games ==" see u... |
| (21:21) ashley: | aka heluuu |
| (21:21) ashley: | haha okay |
| (21:21) ashley: | taa |
| (21:21) Yeager Tavares: | taaa |
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