Saturday, Not The Usual One.

Moon was shining brightly tonight. Hmmmm.

Me, looking like God. Mhmmmm.

'Liqi, what are you doing?'

'Replying message.'

'WHAT THE HECK, YOU JUMP ON THAT THING JUST TO REPLY MESSAGE!?'

'Ya, it's the Reply Message Place. HEHEHEHHEE.'

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What is your dream?

(Gets struck by Martin Luther's 'I Have A Dream' speech. Thinks she's talking about ideals and hopes.) Hmmm, need some time to think this through. What's yours?

HMMM I WANNA LIVE IN SWITZERLAND AND EAT LOTS OF CHOCOLATE AND CHEESE!

.... What? That's shallow! I thought you meant like your dream world or ideals or something. (Still stunned because I thought she was talking about ideals.)

Huh, dream world? I KNOW I KNOW! MY DREAM WORLD IS ORANGE IN COLOUR AND THE FLOOR IS BOUNCY SO NOBODY NEEDS TO WALK, JUST SKIP AND SKIP AND SKIP!

(Plays along.) Oh, like this? (Skips, skips, skips.)

YA, EXACTLY! SO FUN RIGHT!?!?!

But then ah, like that people will very fast get tired and then later they will just get sien and emo. :(

-__- SEE? PEOPLE TELL YOU THEIR DREAMS THEN YOU SAY PEOPLE WILL JUST GET SIEN! TOO MUCH AH YOU! SO WHAT WILL YOU SAY IF PEOPLE TOLD YOU 'Ahhh, my dream world is gonna be full of colours, and there will be chocolates and lollipops wherever I go, pigs probably fly there too!'

Oh my God, damn lame wei your world!

Uhh, sounds like yy.

So, what's your dream then?

Nothing like yours.

AHAHAH IS IT FULL OF (=*$#@$) (=*$#@$) (=*$#@$) ?

WHAT THE HECK!?

Then what?

In my dream world.... People live (positively) precariously.


(5 second silence.)


What, they gonna bungee jump everyday?

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Hmmm thanks Ash for the enlightenment.

It seems I might have got some stuff really wrong.

Oh well, no matter. It's not unrepairable.


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TODAE, I WUK AP AT 10.25 AM!

GAS WUT!?

MAI TYUSION AT 10.30 AM!

GEE GEE GEE GEE GEE.

NO NO NO NO NO!


Yeah, rush rush rush. Good thing my tuition is just two doors away kan?

Played cards after tuition with Jung, Koks and Cong. THIS JUNG HACKED THE GAME, I SWEAR! HE WON MOST OF THE GAMES AND HAD MOST OF THE GOOD CARDS MOST OF THE TIME!

Oh wait, how do you hack a card game?



Then I moved on to the main event of the day: Church.

Went to the taxi stand in OU and had to wait for a Jouee to appear. So in the meantime, Koks and I went to the TV shop and I played the PS3.


.... I got beaten by the computer. (While a kid was killing them for fun. Ah, my reputation tarnished.)


Then we went on the taxi with an Indon driver who spoke very Indonized Bahasa Melayu.

Church was more enjoyable than usual. Mainly because my friends kept up with my energetic pace most of the time lol.

Ashley in particular was at her bimbo best to go through the motions with me. We did it all - headbangs, jumps, slow-mo jumps, lyrics-modification, jokes, random shouts of each others names, pretend we are newcomers, talked with headhunters (WHAT?) and speaking in China Accents + English Accents. She was my 'make-sure-we-both-won't-fall-asleep-during-sermon' partner today. AND WE SUCCEEDED! (Whereas Jouee was 'fallen' several times. Cough cough.)

OH THE HILARITY!

Yeah, then we watched Up!. Was not bad. But I thought it's a tad overrated. And certainly non-logical. But we, and any sane man/woman shouldn't expect it to be realistically plausible anyway. It's animation and fiction after all.


As a wise man used to say:


"Every time you apply real-life physics into the world of animation, God kills a kitten."



Please, save those kittens.