Sunday, February 28, 2010
Monday, February 22, 2010
Down, down in an earlier round.
Dear Autumn: For the best part of my life, all the girls I've liked have never liked me. Maybe you'll be the first!
Here's an 'I love you' in advance.
Sunday, February 21, 2010
Lo and Behold.
'My life sucks wei.'
'LiQi, Why?'
'What?
'Why you emo?'
'I'm talking about the game la!'
'OHHH!'
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'Seriously wei, my life sucks.'
'Huh?'
'See, I'm dying liau.'
'OH CHEH I THOUGHT WHY YOU EMO!'
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Brilliant friends! So caring!
Yet, they let me sleep on a chair. -.-
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Heh I think I jinxed myself.
Saturday, February 20, 2010
English Lesson 101.
When I was younger, I had two really close friends. They were Ken and Kent.
I owe those two a huge favour. If it weren't for them, I wouldn't have learnt two really important words. Two words that would be used daily, almost in every other sentence we speak or write.
When I was younger, my English was terrible and I could hardly speak a whole sentence without going wrong. However, they saved me.
Ken was a really helpful boy. He would volunteer to help whenever a situation arises. He would do it, not matter what!
Kent, on the other hand, was not really helpful. He would be reluctant, if ever willing to help, no matter the circumstances.
After years of mingling with them. I have learnt to match those two important words to their personalities, and it helped. And now my English is relatively fluent.
Those two words...
Were 'Can' and 'Can't'!
HEY CAN YOU HELP ME GET THAT BOOK ON THE SHELF?
(Remembers Ken.)
KEN!
HEY CAN YOU HELP ME GO TO THE OTHER END OF THE STREET TO FIND MY UNCLE'S GRANDDAUGHTER'S BOYFRIENDS' MOTHER?
(Remembers Kent.)
KENT!
KENT!
Yeahp.
Ken = Can
Kent = Can't
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