I am Tailou

Better than The Dark Knight. Trust me.

Here's a brief synopsis:


Faced with the tragedy of having his parents eloping, Ah Keong (David Kuok) enters a state of severe depression. He one day meets Tai Kok (Kok Weng) and is astounded by his name which literally meant Big Cock.

Tai Kok introduces him to his triad gang, led by Tiny (Dong Quan) who uses his appearance to fool others and incapitate them when his opponents are off guard. This impresses Ah Keong and Ah Keong vows to join his triad, The Karaoke Gang.

As Ah Keong was patrolling down the Neway corridor, he is bemused by a loud, unimpressive singing voice coming out of room 34. Thinking it was his chance to stamp his authority on his new ground, he shouted with a grizzly voice: "NOOOOOOOOOB!"

Immediately, he was greeted by the door slamming open and hitting his face. Adjusting his spectacles, Ah Keong was met with nothing. Shocked, he scratched his head before something stomped his feet. He looked down as he yelped for pain, searching for the source. Ah Keong then sees the blazing eyes of Dai Ka Jie (Kar Mun), and is startled.

Dai Ka jie's friends, Yi Ka Jie (Shing Yi) and Edward Cullen (Jou Ee) then steps out of the room, wondering what caused the fuss before introducing themselves.

Ah Keong was laughing hysterically at Jou Ee's gang name and faints spontaneously.

A pair of superimbacrazywtf high pitched voices woke Ah Keong up and he found out that his spectacles broke. Experiencing a slight amnesia, he sometimes calls himself Tony.

The Ka Jies spots him and orders him to clean up the room. He enters Room 34 and sees two drunkards playing scissors-paper-stone non stop.

The manager Yeng Yeng [This means shadow shadow in cantonese] (Joel) sees the open-mouthed Ah Keong and introduces him to Lion (Li Qi) and Puppy (Jung Kiang). In typical triad fashion, this prompts Lion to wager Ah Keong's hair in their tiebreaking scissors-paper-stone game with Puppy.

Puppy retaliates by saying he'll wager Ah Keong's pubic hair. Lion laughs and shouts "THAT'S JUST LIKE YOU, GAY!"

Ah Keong gets afraid and his Tony persona takes over. He proclaims: "HI I'M IRONMAN!" before running out of the room.

He barges into CEO Ngan Zi [Silver kid/money in cantonese] (Zi Chuen) and his two girlfriends Soprano (Jun Yen) and Alto (Soonyi). Tony threatens to utilize his pewpewlaz0rz before fleeing Neway. Screaming "BATMAN YOU SUCK!" on the way out.

The rest were stunned.

To be continued...

2007: My favourite posts!

10) ONE WORLD, FOUR SOHAIS.

One world. Four sohais.

2007: My favourite posts!

9) PICTURE FIGHT IN SHANGHAI.

Picture fight.

2007: My favourite posts!

8)KOKS+JUNG=SHADOW.

Friends on crack! xD

DISCLAIMER: THE FOLLOWING MATERIAL MAY BE HARMFUL TO THE VERY YOUNG AS THEY MIGHT GET BURNT BY TEH HOTNESS.

DISCLAIMER II: THE FOLLOWING MATERIAL MAY BE HARMFUL OR INFLUENTIAL DEPENDING ON YOUR POINT OF VIEW.

DISCLAIMER III: THE FOLLOWING ARTICLE IS TOTALLY FICTION AND HAS NO PLACE IN REALITY. (THOUGH I HAVE SMALL DOUBTS ABOUT IT.)

DISCLAIMER IV: THIS DOESNT EXIST. I MADE THIS UP.

DISCLAIMER V: I MADE THIS UP TOO!

DISCLAIMER VI: PARENTAL GUIDANCE IS ADVISED FOR THE WEAK MINDED.

DISCLAIMER VII: DON'T ASK ME WHY THERE'S A DISCLAIMER VI WHEN THERE IS NO DISCLAIMER IV AND V.

DISCLAIMER VIII: LASTLY, ENJOY THE FOLLOWING ARTICLE. AND PLEASE DON'T GET OFFENDED.

DISCLAIMER IX: NOPE, I DIDN'T RIP THIS OFF WWW.XANGA.COM/YY92 OR WWW.XANGA.COM/SECRETS_N_CIGARETTES.

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Hmm, i'm not sure if they're gay.

hi. my best friends love each other. do your best friends love each other too?

btw. they're Koks, and Jungs

baaaaccckkk off. they're together!

Meet Chong Kok Weng. he/she's sexay and hot! plus he/she gets a BIGGGG merit for being my neighbour. (*cough*) oh and he/she's really really funny! so funny that you'll probably cry from laughing too hard!

he/she's....... errr i duno if he/she's straight. so guys and girls, good luck. but i wouldn't take the risk.

how did i meet chong kok weng? hmm. lets just say i bumped into him when he was peeing into the drain. (we were only 4 btw) [Fiction, but we did meet each other around then.]

what an unforgettable first meeting. oh yes. :D

i still remember how amused you were when u saw ur pee. shouting "I'M SHOOTING!!!! MOM, I'M SHOOTINGGGGG!!!" oh yes. Mr. Chong.



oh i have an example of him talking with jung. they're so cool.

[ Jung: noooob~
Koks: I whaccck kao u la~! ><
Jung: Aiya? I whack u back 100 times!
Koks: lol.... i bkb and slap u!
Jung: doesn't matter i using normal atk! slap u 100 more times!
Koks: I guardian angel and spam "Attack of the Mighty Kok"!
Jung: I blink away with 3 hp remaining!
Koks: I stand on top of the mountain and say "I'M KING OF THE JUNGLE!!!!"
Jung: and roshan throws a stone at u! =3
Koks: I slap roshan and slap you too!
Jung: I choose you! Kokuciao! -Kokuciao used Hydro Pump!- ]

.............. it goes on.

"Da shi teng, ma shi ai." for all u bananas, it means. "We hit(punish) because we adore you, we scold because we love you." (literally.)

such good friends we are aren't we. 10 years of friendship jor.

oh here's a pic of him =)



such a beauty, ain't he/she? ; )

next is my friend jungs.

u can call him junk at your own risk of beng bashed up. =x while i'm absolutely sure he's a guy, at the same time i'm absolutely sure he's either gay or bisexual. nonetheless, proceed with caution. and i mean EXTREME caution. he's mentally and physically unstable and has the pontential to unleash a major catastrophe.

how did i meet chua jung kiang? well, i met him on the first day at secondary. though i didn't befriend him until much later. as he was a foul-mouthed bastard (waakakakakaka *echos* ) that rendered chiun wei and the then-innocent me speechless. he sat beside huajie a.k.a flower. one day i saw the name "hui ling" on his book. and i was like. WTF SOME ROUGH GUY LIKE HIM HAS A FEMININE NAME. WAKAKAKKAKAKA.

*cough*

and he replied. "fuck you la, that's my sister's name."

.............T_T kena pawn. T_T................

i must say. i didnt expect more then it anyway.

i guess that sums up my friend's profile.

(background)[WTF SO SHORT, KOKS ONE SO LONG!]

.....or not.

jung is a nice guy when he's normal. and a nicer guy when the meter goes above normal, but...... nvm just look. while normal people's temper goes from.....

MOTHEROFALLTULANS! -> babytulan -> normal -> happiness -> papaofallhappiness! ^^

his one goes from....

GRANDDADDYOFALLTULANS! -> SIBEITULAN! -> KNNCCBWTF -> abit tulan. -> SEIFEICHAITULAN. -> normal -> YUNWEIFARTEDTULAN -> abit happy. -> laugh kok. -> happiness of yay!^^ . -> SUDDEN TULAN OF GG!!!!! >=(



hmmmmmmmmmmm might be wrong. as the source is very unreliable.

want a pic of him? wash urself 1st. and brace yourself for hotness!

..........

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......

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TADAAA!!!!




absolutely no way "christine donalducko" or whatever his name can compare with him.

they have been together for a while. and they've managed to spawn an offspring.....




guess who it is? .__.



not gonna guess? .___.



last chance at guessing now... .___.



he is........






OMG WTF BBQ!

p/s: i copied the bulk of the format from yanyun.
p/s2: there never was a p/s, remember that. Remember.
please/see3: as i said before. It's total fiction. so.... don't take offense ya! =D

2007: My favourite posts!

7)

LIFE: POST-ADVENTURE.

Yep, i'm going to blog about Life. But first of all, let me clarify a few things.

• I'm not being emo, i'm just writing down some thoughts that happened to barge into me lately.

• It's all personal opinion, nothing to do with facts.

Alright, here i go. Scream my lungs out. Trying to....

err. nevermind.

Alright. Let's see...

Have you ever thought about this?

"Life is just a game..."

hey hey, don't mistake this with "Love is just a game"!! It might be, but right now we're talking bout life!

For people who've played role playing games... It's kinda like that. It's like... The Sims you know?

and if this theory is right. (which i very super duper highly doubt)

we're just sims manipulated by "God", who is the player.

then again, if you have a religion, you'd say... God created us for blablabla....

I myself am a Christian. Just not long ago.

Before that, I never believed in Jesus, heck, i didn't give a damn whether such a being as "God" existed.

I had many theories about it too, lol. though it'd take some time to write. so i'll skip that.

Then when i became a Christian, my roommate during camp, Jonathan told me some of his own theories.

We're created by god, and god wants us to love him in return. [1] But he can't just make us with love towards god, cuz it isn't realistic, it's all programmed into us. Hence, he gave us freedom to love him or not, which is, our freedom to choose our religions. In christianity, humans are sinners, and Jesus had cleansed our sins, thus he is our saviour. But who is he? Well, according to christians, he's the son of god, not god himself like often confused with. He is the bridge to god. God understands us through him, and vice versa.

Think of it like this... Say... you're now a god. (wow???) And you've created several thousands of beings... And now you're the father of these beings, just as God is to us. You can't communicate with them, they can't see you [2]. Sooner or later, these beings will start to think... "Hey, does (God) really exist? Why doesn't he care for us? Why doesn't he show himself?" And you'll be like... "Of course I exist! Look I care for you, i'll change your lives!" Yet, they wouldn't know. Thus, Jesus was sent. Down to earth. As a human. So that, God can talk through him, and understand through him. [3] That's how the theory went.

[1]: Lol, I sometimes think, "If God had created us solely for us to love him back, he's just a selfish bastard. But meh... how'd I know what's he thinking."
[2]: You can't see God, otherwise you'd automatically believe and love him, which in theory, isn't what he wants.
[3]: Heck, you can't understand how ants live do you? You have to be an ant to understand. Same goes for Jesus. He lives as a human to understand us.

Time to add another disclaimer.

• I'm not trying to spread christianity lol...

Lalala. Again, these are just theories, and to non-Christians, don't take any offense or anything. It's just a point of view lol. You can easily change the name "Jesus" to suit your religion. I guess. Well. Theories should remain theories. And reality still prevails... yay.

Back to the main topic: Life.

Life is weird. Everyone agrees, no? Oh you don't, go smack your head on the wall, that should do the trick.

Sometimes, my friends wonder... "Why live?" when they're feeling emo. (And sometimes they'll get a heavy lecture from me lol...) There's also many theories to this... God wants us to learn through life before finally ascending eternity? Hmm maybe... or just because... "God is bored and just wants to play games." Not so possible. But when you're emo, you'd feel that the whole world hates you, including God. Then I'll tell you this.

Anyone that's emo. And thinks the whole world hates him/her, is the one that Really Hates Him/Herself. - LYcH the genius.

In life, there's happy times and sad times... When we're happy... we just... feel happy. Yet when we're sad, we question if God is playing a trick on us... That's just how humans are eh....

Back to the very main topic: Life - God.

kay. So we put less depth into God now. And just concentrate on Life.

"Lifeeee is boring...."

this phrase. is freaking. popular. amongst teenagers. and when i say popular. i mean pop-u-lar. heck even i say that sometimes. indeed, life is boring. I have nothing to say here. Amen.







Just kidding. The only reason life is boring or not, is whether we find things to do or not. Don't give me that " I don't have anything to do " shit. cuz if you find, you'll get one...

Matthew 7:7 : Seek and you will find, Ask and you will receive, Knock and the gates to heaven shall be opened to you.

Amen.

Sorry. lol. don't mind me.

Goodbye for now. =)

2007: My favourite posts!

6) SHING'S BIRTHDAY: FRIENDS.

(lol almost one year liau.)

So much for friends.

Before I get into the main topic for today...

Happy birthday Shing!

actually i ate her cake and yet i owe her 2 presents, i don't feel good.

okay... right, and I finally got to see Eunice in person after the last time we met, which is 2+ years ago. O_o

right, back on topic.


Friends.and.Life.-again.

as i've said before.... "Friends are far and few between."

today i'll say...

"We live our lives for others, and they live theirs for us."

that's "friends". yet again, everything is opinion based. feel free to post comments.

as you can see from my header, our lives are not ours alone.

think about it.

if there was such a situation, where... you're in a pinch, very depressed, or just extremely emo, and you're thinking of suicide as the best option. (like hell that would be!?!?)

have you ever thought... what will you leave behind?

you're suiciding to end your problems, just your problems, you're selfish. you're not worthy of being a "friend".

and does it even solve any problems?

no. people stop living as they are/move along after that, that's all that happens.

have you ever thought what effects will your actions bring?

your loved ones, family, and friends, all that care for you. have you thought of their feelings?

suiciding doesn't solve any problems, it only adds more. and together with it comes "Sorrow, Pain, and Regret."

We live for others, our lives are not ours alone.

if one only lives for oneself. he might as well seclude himself from public and hide in his corner and emo all he want. all the way to dusty death. alone. what's the point? we all need friends, face the fact.

can you even imagine yourself living in your own world? all alone?
no way, if it was me, i'd die of depression pretty soon. there's just no purpose if you're living alone in a lonely world.

so to the people who are under depression. suicide is not an option. i'm saying this because my cousin's friend suicided because of depression. if you're still alive, then you still have a purpose in life. who knows, maybe you're just a lousy student in school right now, but maybe you might become the most successful person in history in the future? anything is possible.

don't give me that "i don't have any purpose in life anymore..." shit. the fact that you were born and still are alive is enough of a purpose to continue living. if you think like that and proceed to suicide, you might even start a chain reaction of suicides.

girl dies in accident, boyfriend emos and suicides, crush of bf emos and suicides, etc...

that's stupid.

it's time to rise and shine, and live out your life, to the fullest.

i used to question the purpose of life myself. and so did my friends. heck, i don't wanna explain it anymore.

i just feel that, there's many things that i haven't done and i wanna do something with my life. so i'll continue living.

(fek why am i talking about suicides??? that's so dark. ><>

back to the brightside.

friends are great!

=D

lol. that was lame.

alright. actually....

a friend said i act too gay.

what a friend lol? so much for friends. =\

okay, i'm not a very good friend myself, i owe someone 2 presents. ><

but actually, while i feel kinda insulted. (since she meant it.)

i'm kinda happy. at least i know how i should change now.

i've always wanted a friend that can say it right at my face. whatever my flaws. (though i didnt expect it to be her.)

right....

anyways.

3/4 of my friends rated me.

Not serious.

what the heck? O_o

tell me wei. lol.

the end for now. amazing race! O_o

p/s: actually i have trouble phrasing myself today. so sorry if today's blog had low quality.

2007: My favourite posts!

5) SLIDESHOW @ PAWS

Camwhore? O_o

WARNING: ALOT OF PICS AHEAD.

DISCLAIMER: FICTION AHEAD!

Let's start with...



! PAWS !

me jou jin jung yanyun

"Are you sure this is the right one? I expected something more. O_o"

"It is la...."

"Let's go register..."


"LiQi i sit on you!" *horny face*

"Don't try anything funny or I'll shoot you! O_o"



"Damn he's so hot, I love him!"

[Photo removed cuz jung says he look stoo sohai to be seen in public.]

"WHAT? YOU LOVE ME!?!?!?!"



"Ya right... like in your dreams..."



*Angry* "I MORE GENG THAN YOU!"



"Paiseh.... Don't think so, proof it by doing this...."



"Errrr, that's too hard! I'll proof to you by smiling!!!"



"Right.... try again..."



"Oh boy..."



"Even I smile better than you...!"

"What're you doing down there anyway?"

"AHH I DUNO!!! TAKE PIC WITH ME!"

"Okay."



"Nice teeth."



"Of course, mine is nicer."



*both sandwich me in anger.*



"Hmmm, what should I do..."



"I EAT U!!!"



"And i go jail..." =[


-THE END-


Must be gayest post I've written. O_o

Quote of the day:

Me and jin walking to secret recipe.

Unknowingly, both look at the blood and chocolate cardboard at the same time.

"STUPID SHOW!"
"STUPID SHOW!"

Same time. lol.

"High Five wei!"

[Usually girls will go jinx all over. guys go like... high 5 man...] Lol.

2007: My favourite posts!

4) JOY: A FOR SEJARAH.

A FOR SEJARAH? WTF?

halfway through a random conversation with yongying. not something that happens everyday lol. thank you for being friendly. =|


[20:11:03] '<3<3:>
[20:11:09] liQi.: fhasljkhflashf to you too =D
[20:11:21] '<3<3:>
[20:12:29] liQi.: hmmm interesting.
[20:12:42] liQi.:
ishallstudyhardertofindoutmoreaboutthisyongyinglanguage.
[20:12:53] '<3<3:>
[20:13:43] liQi.:
yesmaster.meshallimprovelanguageeventhoughmeenglandthebeste
stintheofearthplanet
[20:14:43] '<3<3:
youenglandmightbepromisingbutnotasoutstandingasmyengland
[20:16:33] liQi.:
englandoncewontheworldcupin1966.veryoutstandingindeed.butth
ecurrentgenerationsurelookspromising.likeacatinajumpsuit.
[20:16:50] '<3<3:>
[20:16:56] '<3<3:>
[20:16:58] liQi.: neitherhavei
[20:17:02] liQi.: sexyindeed
[20:17:24] liQi.: assexyasnorbit'swife.
[20:17:33] liQi.: if you have watched norbit u'll know what this
means.
[20:17:39] liQi.: if you haven't
[20:17:53] liQi.: asgayasyanyuntryingtolookinnocent
[20:19:14] '<3<3:>
[20:19:22] '<3<3:>
[20:19:24] '<3<3:>
[20:19:34] '<3<3:>
[20:19:39] liQi.: that's why it's gay when she tries.
[20:19:53] liQi.: lol norbit is just funny, but not sure if it's worth
10 bucks.
[20:21:38] '<3<3:>
[20:21:46] '<3<3:>
[20:24:41] liQi.: manwoman
[20:24:41] liQi.: lol
[20:24:47] liQi.: it's played by the guy
[20:24:48] liQi.: =|
[20:24:56] '<3<3:>
[20:25:06] liQi.: kinda disgusting
[20:25:08] liQi.: the fats.
[20:25:09] liQi.: -.-
[20:25:17] liQi.: worst than yunwei 513x
[20:26:00] '<3<3:>
[20:26:16] '<3<3:>
[20:26:25] liQi.: i mean as in the fats.
[20:26:38] liQi.: if you count who eats more then yun wei gets the
cake.
[20:26:59] liQi.: "erm kak, nasi lemak tambah tiga telur.... yang
cantik sikit ya? dan juga satu ayam."
[20:27:11] liQi.: "dik, itu mahal tahu tak."
[20:27:16] '<3<3:>
[20:27:17] liQi.: "tak apa. asalkan ada ayam."
[20:27:42] '<3<3:>
[20:27:58] '<3<3:>
[20:28:10] liQi.: nope
[20:28:10] liQi.: lol
[20:28:14] liQi.: u same school?
[20:28:16] liQi.: cool man.
[20:28:22] liQi.: yong ying and yun wei! bff
[20:28:30] liQi.: [bff=bestfriendsforever]
[20:30:39] '<3<3:>
[20:30:54] '<3<3:>
retards
[20:30:56] liQi.: i salute.
[20:31:06] '<3<3:>
[20:31:07] liQi.: *krs-style salute*
[20:31:29] '<3<3:>
ruler..u know. like eraser dust
[20:31:35] liQi.: in honour of my uncle yunwei. i thank you for all
the care and love you've given him.
[20:31:36] liQi.: LOL
[20:31:37] liQi.: WTF
[20:31:41] '<3<3:>
[20:31:45] '<3<3:>
[20:31:52] liQi.: HE'S SO DAMN COOL IT'S NOT FUNNY


sometimes i feel sad for yunwei. he keeps getting used as examples of.... horror. gluttony. idiot. by asshole bloggers like me and yy. as well as assholes like jung. he's really not that bad of a guy. =|

*salute*

being such an asshole. i might as well be a bigger asshole. bak kata pepatah "Alang-alang dakwat, biarlah hitam." according to jinwai's version. [if you wanna be a bad guy, be a realllllly bad one.]


Joke # 1: Based on a real story. Cameo appearance by Lim Yong Ying.

[20:02:31] liQi.: lemme tell u a joke.
[20:02:32] liQi.: xD
[20:02:49] liQi.: once upon a time
[20:02:54] liQi.: in a land not so far away.
[20:03:02] liQi.: was a class called 3 teratai
[20:03:04] liQi.: inside there
[20:03:11] liQi.: there was this particular boy who sucked in sejarah
[20:03:13] liQi.: that boy is me.
[20:03:15] liQi.: hmmm.
[20:03:16] liQi.: so.
[20:03:22] liQi.: one day after exam. [today]
[20:03:35] liQi.: his friend got 66 in sejarah
[20:03:43] liQi.: he looked at me and joked.
[20:04:07] liQi.: if u get 80, i'll go to the front and do a frontflip
and then kick teacher's face.
[20:04:15] liQi.: as teacher called my name
[20:04:25] liQi.: i crossed my fingers, made amends, and walked up
front
[20:04:30] liQi.: i took my paper and giggled.
[20:04:33] liQi.: walked back.
[20:04:35] '<3<3:>
[20:04:36] '<3<3:>
[20:04:46] liQi.: jinwai good luck.
[20:04:50] liQi.: frontflip + kick
[20:04:50] liQi.: gogogo
[20:04:51] liQi.: lol
[20:05:04] liQi.: i got 80 which was..... unexpected.
[20:05:18] '<3<3:>
[20:05:23] liQi.: imagine the pink form.
[20:05:26] liQi.: Kesalahan Murid
[20:05:29] liQi.: Goh Jin Wai
[20:05:42] liQi.: Kesalahan: Membuat "front flip" dan menendang cikgu
[20:06:41] liQi.: Hukuman: Dibuang sekolah, kecuali kalau guru it Pn
Norehan yang sangat dibenci, gemuk, garang seperti ayam
yang kurang satu kaki, pendek seperti karmun dan errr dan
dan sangat tuaaaa!!!
[20:06:54] liQi.: harus tui yao dan memberi peluang kepada generasi
yang akan datang!
[20:07:32] '<3<3:>
[20:07:36] '<3<3:>
[20:07:43] '<3<3:>
[20:08:08] liQi.: lol
[20:08:10] liQi.: maybe....
[20:08:56] liQi.: Hukuman: tidak akan dihukum, sebaliknya dipuji dan
dibawa masuk kepada Sekolah Wushu Kampung Utama kerana
berpontensi besar.
[20:09:09] '<3<3:>
[20:09:24] '<3<3:>
century. thatd be his life story
[20:10:10] liQi.: 31st century?
[20:10:22] liQi.: by that time he'll be hailed as god for living over
10 centuries. *nod*
[20:10:45] '<3<3:>
[20:10:54] liQi.: hmm.


I GOT A FOR SEJARAH! WTHECK!!!!!!! [sukacita! xD]

2007: My favourite posts!

3) BIRTHDAY POST: LEARNING SOMETHING.

Happy Birthday...

TO MEEEEEE! XD XD XD

Boy oh boy, I'm Fifteen. Getting old....

haha. today is cuch a meaningful day.
the night could've been better. but oh well. =)
shan't complain. for i have a much better life than most. =D


Was happy in the morning because you called. =)



CG was owning with the holy spirit today >< style="color: rgb(112, 159, 207);">Daryll's testimony was darn funny. hahaha.

yanyun i have prayed for you. I hope you will get better soon. =)

Even though I was late for CG. I learnt something, from being late. Weird, ain't it? Maybe God himself tested me. To see if I would still go to church even though I'm in a very sleepy condition having fallen asleep and missing my transport. =|

I went. haha. on the way. I suddenly had flashbacks in my mind about different parts of my life where my family so mattered. my mum was talking bout how my grandma was getting old... we need to take better care and treat her better. i wondered if she was signaling to me that something was happening. I started to see that my mum was getting older too. I should love her as much as I can, or I'd never be able to again.... I don't want to regret.

I shivered a little. and prayed for my whole family. I recalled kennysia's post on his relationship with his mother and reflected it upon myself. I was the same, as rebellious as he was when I was young. and maybe I still am. I realised the importance of family ties. the bonds that hold us together. one as a family. during your hardest times. they're there with you. sharing your burden, fears, and negativity. just so you would feel better. because you're family. =)

I made a promise to myself that I would kiss her when I got off the car. but. damn i forgot. lol.
But i still did it at night. when she sent me to centrepoint to celebrate my supposedly birthday. =.=

Treasure and love your family. Perhaps this was Jesus' message to me today. Thank you, Lord.

[Haha yeah i'm starting to get attached to God now. Hard to believe that I was a guy who thought religions were a bunch of bullshit weaved by liars just few months ago.]


Church Celebration was fun. We had a last supper imitation. xD

"Jesus broke the bread and gave it to his disciples. He said.

This is my body, take it. and remember me for what i've done. [something like, that can't really remember]

Jesus poured the wine and gave it to his disciples. He said.

This is my blood. take it. and with it, your sins shall be cleansed. [same] "

(It's always the same every first week of the month.)

Baskin Robbins at night. Didn't bring enough money. Lawl. karMuns was there too. nobody turned up anyway. so it was like. me and kokweng laughing ourselves cuz we duno how to buy icecream. with some guidance from jenn the baskin robbins pro through handphone. we did it. xD stupid karmun led us down the wrong path. so we wasted like ten minutes lawl.

Midnight. Now.... HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MYSELFFF MUAHAHAHAHAHA.

*cough*

Fifteen years ago, on this very day. A man destined for greatness was born!

*grin*

joking. xD

but i hope it'd be true. Life would be meaningless without dreams. =)

In a way.... Life is just like a dream...

Once upon a time, we are born.

We live through our lives, and we die. That's when we wake up.

Our bodies left behind. Our spirits remain. =)

And then we live in heaven, happily ever after.

Hmmm. complicated matters. Haha, but kind of makes sense to me. In a way.


Thanks to all who wished me. =)

Especially you, you and you. =D

2007: My favourite posts!

2) KENNYSIA'S BLOG GENERATOR.

WARNING: HEAVY LANGUAGE VULGARITY AHEAD.

Kennysia's random blog generator.

#1:

I was in my room this morning, partying, when a UGLY FAT PEOPLE come by and BLOCK MY WAY!!!!!!!!!

I got so angry I shouted at him! But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO BLOCK MY WAY!!!! SO ANGRY! For a split second I contemplated putting the UGLY FAT PEOPLE into the microwave just so it will die in the most horrible way possible.

I am so fucking irritated with that UGLY FAT PEOPLE! So what if he is a UGLY FAT PEOPLE? Doesn't mean he can just BLOCK MY WAY like that. If every single UGLY FAT PEOPLE come and BLOCK MY WAY, I still need to live meh?!!

LOL

#2:

I was at the taxi stand this morning, waiting fot a taxi to come, when a CHAO AH PEK come by and GRAB MY ASS!!!!!!!!!

I was so shocked I immediately took off my slipper and SMACKED HIM OVER THE HEAD. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO GRAB MY ASS!!!! I was going to confront the CHAO AH PEK further, but I was scared he might punch my fragile new fake nose, deforming it permanently and leaving me ugly forever. :( So I walked away quietly.SO ANGRY! Hope some tree branches topple onto the CHAO AH PEK, followed by a monkey! He really deserve it!

I am so fucking irritated with that CHAO AH PEK! So what if he is a CHAO AH PEK? Doesn't mean he can just GRAB MY ASS like that. If every single CHAO AH PEK come and GRAB MY ASS, I still need to live meh?!!

OMG OWNED.

#3:

I was in my room this morning, doing some cleaning up, when a RUDE ANG MOH come by and JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD!!!!!!!!!

I tried to be reasonable so I asked politely why he did that. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD!!!! SO ANGRY! To that RUDE ANG MOH, I HOPE YOUR TESTICLES DROP OFF!

I am so fucking irritated with that RUDE ANG MOH! So what if he is a RUDE ANG MOH? Doesn't mean he can just JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD like that. If every single RUDE ANG MOH come and JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD, I still need to live meh?!!

OMGWTFBBQ!

#4:

I was at Orchard Road this morning, queuing up to use the ATM, when a CHEEBYE BANGLA come by and CUT MY QUEUE BLATANTLY!!!!!!!!!

I tried to be reasonable so I asked politely why he did that. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO CUT MY QUEUE BLATANTLY!!!! I was going to confront the CHEEBYE BANGLA further, but I was scared he might punch my fragile new fake nose, deforming it permanently and leaving me ugly forever. :( So I walked away quietly.SO ANGRY! I HOPE HE DROPS DEAD AND TWITCHES IN AGONY BEFORE HE DIES, THAT LOUSY, MUTHAFUCKING CHEEBYE BANGLA!

I am so fucking irritated with that CHEEBYE BANGLA! So what if he is a CHEEBYE BANGLA? Doesn't mean he can just CUT MY QUEUE BLATANTLY like that. If every single CHEEBYE BANGLA come and CUT MY QUEUE BLATANTLY, I still need to live meh?!!

#5:

I was at the taxi stand this morning, waiting fot a taxi to come, when a FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD come by and STEAL MY TAXI!!!!!!!!!

I got so angry I shouted at him! But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO STEAL MY TAXI!!!! SO ANGRY! For a split second I contemplated putting the FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD into the microwave just so it will die in the most horrible way possible.

I am so fucking irritated with that FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD! So what if he is a FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD? Doesn't mean he can just STEAL MY TAXI like that. If every single FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD come and STEAL MY TAXI, I still need to live meh?!!


QUOTE OF THE DAY:

Sorry, if you want to become a famous celebrity blogger, you have to learn how to bash people kao kao. No choice one.

- Kennysia

2007: My favourite posts!

1)LIQI WRITES ABOUT WINSTON!

A tribute to Winston. =D

tribute to hakimi =) winston =D i'm writing this post for hakimi winston. my friend for 5 years 2 years i think.

i've known hakimi winston for 5 2 years. he's a tall short chap. soft duno what hair. big small eyes. actually big yellowish small narrrow eyes. he has some sort of gilbert unknown syndrome. thats why his eyes are yellow always sleepy-looking. he always boasts about it. he told me once whenever he gets angry. his eyes will turn from yellow to red small to even smaller! and then he becomes ultraman jay chou. don't deny that hakimi winston. you can't check my previous post for proof. anyway. hakimi winston always thinks im a 5 years old boy chick magnet. i always think that hakimi winston's a 3 years old gay boy. hrmmm.

liQi's comments: lol.

when i first saw hakimi winston. that was form 1. he had a malay boyish chinese girlish face. like a kampung pretty boy. i had the impression that he was a poor popular boy. i took pity interest in him. i even wanted to be friends with him. raise a charity fund for. buy him new clothes [no money ><]. stand up for him whenever his being bullied(usually by kenny). he always wore crumpled uniforms to school thats why i always thought he was poor. one day. to my amazement. i found out that hakimi is a bloody rich boy living in bu3 with a big big big house and a playstation and 3 computers in his house . playstation dol. i seldom get to touch one thats why i was so shocked he has a playstation that he can touch anytime he likes =/ i mean play. me and hakimi winston weren't really close [actually i don't even know him aside from his name] when i was in form 1. he was often left sitting alone sliding through corridors. emo-ing. although we were not close didn't know each other at all. i knew hakimi winston had a girly voice. somehow everytime amanda or lydia or kai ying some random girl talks to him and he replies with a girly voice. all of them would be like wtf. are you a guy or a girl?? as in like...



okays. that was crap. they never went wtf. but hakimi winston with a girly voice part was true =) i swear to anyone who sees this man boy. i remember clearly. hakimi winston was often cast away. when we were playing football. we always made him play as a keeper. which is a boring position. and you often get the scolding if you concede a goal. so yeah. we always scolded him. hakimi winston was very close to khairy. wei kang. ainin kristine, boonming and hakimi. it was sort of his group. there was once. wei kang asked me if i wanted to join the 'melancak' group. just so you know. 'melancak' in english translation means masturbation =/ in favour or my curiosity. i joined the group. only for one day. after i found out how lame it is. anyway. the head group was wei kang. and hakimi was a very active member of the group. mind you. the group just keeps talking bout 'melancak' everyday =/ so yeah. i never asked hakimi why he joined the group. maybe he was lonely. but im sure he wasn't. masturbate ain't a good thing if you ever want to know what it is. ask hakimi what it means if you ignore what i say.

liqi's comments: wtf?

when i was in form 2. i got to know hakimi winston better. although hakimi winston still possesed the qualities of a malay kampung pretty boy kid. he was a really nice guy. he listened to me whenever i tell my problems. and kept it a secret too =) thanks hakimi. damn i sound gay. i got to know him because i was being hyperactive, and him and nicholas and terrence would often laugh at me hohoho. hakimi winston was more outgoing eccentric in form 5. he talked more. he played more. he ran around more. i guess it was because his girly voice had then evolved to guys voice after the holidays. though there was still a bit of girly voice. if you listen closely now. you'll still notice =) hakimi winston had this thing for a girl in form 2. her name was [fekithinkishouldn'ttell] shingyi. everyone always teased him bout it. everyone includes kenny(the most) nicholas. kay aun. hemaraj, boonming, and duh me hohoho. we were all friends and friends like to tease and joke around a lot. but i swear to anyone who reeds this again. hakimi winston had a thing for shingyi. i still think he does. anyway. hakimi winston was a really nice guy. polite. helpful. caring. gay [zenzen agree]. i still have a class photo of form 2. hakimi was smiling widely. its kind of a weird smile. but i guess he was really happy. i looked good. =D

liqi's comments: coolness.

i've always thought hakimi winston was a nice guy. he was more than nice when we were in form 3 he graduated. haha. form 3 post form 5 was really great. not bad. hakimi winston wasn't at all the shy malay kampung pretty boy that i thought he was when I were in form 1. in fact. he was full of guts. [testified by the recent act of calling a certain someone just because we said so] hakimi winston had his first girlfriend when he was in form 3 i was still studying chinese valiantly. her name was mahira. mahira dol. hakimi did really loved her a lot at that time. did lots of things for her. he always talked bout her to me. hakimi took good care of her. [mehasnoidea] so any girls who likes a good man. take hakimi winston man. he's a loyal person. nope. he's not with mahira that girl anymore. they broke up for reasons unknown to me. or maybe i forgot. cause it didn't really matter to me at that time [nope, not at all] =/ hakimi did a lot of crazy things when he was in form 5. everyone did crazy things. damn. i just can't think of what hakimi did now. for example, he danced like a monkey in front of a crown of 300 KRSians. yes this is not real, but kid's, as a reminder, don't try this at home, as it looks extremely gay. but i do remember what crazy things i did. me and kay aun were sliding on the coridor. and we got caught by doctor gomez(he left for the good of the school. one of the happiest daysof my life) i.... i.... don't remember..... i slept in class a lot. despite teachers complaining about my behaviour. [nobody complains, cuz i do it with such skill that nobody knows, except classmates] even my mum. but yeah. can't help it. anyway. most of hakimi winston's form 5 life that i can relate to is about mahira shingyi. thats the only thing i remember right now. wait. i remember he was super close to kristine hakimi. and i often called him winnie the pooh [no i didn't.]. kristine hakimi was so in love with kimi raikonen at that time. and lee hom. and david tao DotA at that time [it's a game btw]. so yeah. kristine hakimi called him kimi raikonen Crystal Maiden. [just kidding]

liqi's comments: wow.

he'ss not serious anymore right now, in fact he's telling me lame jokes all the time. which i either scold him or stare at him or fake laugh. i guess justin was a little jealous of hakimi when hakimi was crowned head prefect. when he found out winston was pn lee's son. actually not a little. a lot. justin wanted to be her son a lot. which he got it now. so i wasn't really close to hakimi winston when I were in form 1. he was the head prefect of the school lah. son of THE PUAN LEE lah.

5 2 years dol. thats how long me and hakimi winston have been friends. at times hakimi winston does gay things to me. or say gay things to me. at that moment. its quite unbelievable that hakimi winston is my friend. people would be like. why are they so gay and give wtf looks at us. and i would give the wtf look at hakimi winston =D hahhaa. hakimi winston liked a lof of girls during these 2 years. i could list them all down for you if you want but hakimi winston would list down all of mine. [actually no, he only knows one, whereas... i know at least 3. nyahahahaha.] which im not sure whose list is longer but i don't wanna risk that. [his list is definitely longer] hakimi winston has a big passion for football. he and kenny are the coach for this years softball team. he would prefer football than to most things out of the opposite sex boundary. if you put me and hakimi winston on the 100m race track. i would win =D no lah. it would be tight. but i would win =D no lah. it would be tight. so 60-40 chance. just so you know. me and hakimi winston are one of the fastest runners in school. pai seh =D sorry lah. lan si a bit only. though we always beat boon ming =D haha. me and hakimi winston always argue a lot. both of us see things in a different point of view. for example. i see a malay girl who is not at all hot to me. hakimi sees that malay girl and says shes so steaming hot. get it? well. thats bout hakimi winston my hand can afford to write type. thanks for visiting =)

liqi's comments: Coolnesseseses.