Friday, June 6, 2008

Talk Crap: Li Qi vs Ashley

Who has more crap to say? You decide.

Session Start: 02 June 2008

  • Yeager Tavares (jeffery_x@hotmail.com)
  • ashley (ashrin92@hotmail.com)
(20:56) Yeager Tavares: WHOOOOOOO WHERES MA VIDEOOOOO
(20:56) ashley: could it be the mythical yeager tavares??
(20:57) ashley: i dont knowww
(20:57) ashley: i cant fgind it!
(20:57) Yeager Tavares: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(20:57) Yeager Tavares: you traitor!
(20:57) Yeager Tavares: be prepared to walk the plank!
(20:57) Yeager Tavares: for I, the great yeager tavares
(20:57) ashley: goshhh itss...
(20:57) Yeager Tavares: shall cannonball you into the deep ocean, feeding you to the ugly kraken!
(20:58) ashley: *gasp*
(20:58) ashley: no sir, not the kraken, i beggeth of you!
(20:58) Yeager Tavares: alright then, you shall be hidden forever inside DAVEY JONES LOCKER[]!!!
(20:58) Yeager Tavares: NYAHAHAHHAHA
(20:59) ashley: i heard it's safe there...hmmm i'm okay with that x)
(20:59) Yeager Tavares: right
(20:59) Yeager Tavares: in there
(20:59) Yeager Tavares: the desert is as vast as the ocean in here
(20:59) Yeager Tavares: be prepared lass.
(21:00) Yeager Tavares: anyhow
(21:00) Yeager Tavares: please try to find
(21:00) Yeager Tavares: T_T
(21:00) Yeager Tavares: it's my blood and sweat
(21:00) Yeager Tavares: my hard work[]
(21:00) ashley: okay okay
(21:00) Yeager Tavares: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooo
(21:00) ashley: hahaha
(21:00) ashley: not to worry
(21:00) Yeager Tavares: *worries*
(21:00) ashley: someone like you
(21:00) Yeager Tavares: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo
(21:01) ashley: with the capacity of a great whale for lameness
(21:01) Yeager Tavares: FAR GREATER THAN THAT YOU INFIDEL!
(21:01) ashley: it shall be perfectly easy for you to replicate such work!
(21:01) ashley: aye, i has great faith in you
(21:01) Yeager Tavares: Replicate? I think not. I require assistance of the SHORTEST ONE!
(21:01) ashley: dear me...
(21:02) ashley: i've heard tons about that one, yes i have
(21:02) Yeager Tavares: Yes, she is special.
(21:02) Yeager Tavares: Her height... I can't comprehend
(21:02) ashley: looooool
(21:02) Yeager Tavares: It must have taken decades of training to compress her ability into that small frame!
(21:02) ashley: danger though..such things tend to explode from pressure in time
(21:03) Yeager Tavares: That is no obstacle
(21:03) Yeager Tavares: FOR I THE GREAT YEAGER TAVARES
(21:03) Yeager Tavares: HAVE CONQUERED THE SEVEN SEAS
(21:03) Yeager Tavares: AND NOW I SEEK THE EIGHTH!
(21:03) Yeager Tavares: a small fry like that is no problem
(21:03) ashley: THE GREAT EIGHTH???!
(21:03) Yeager Tavares: i can't see the problem anyway
(21:03) Yeager Tavares: it's short.
(21:03) ashley: hahahahha
(21:03) ashley: what's yeager tavares anyway
(21:04) Yeager Tavares: THAT'S MY NAME YOU INFIDEL!
(21:04) Yeager Tavares: WHAT BLASPHEMY HAVE YOU SPOKEN OF
(21:04) Yeager Tavares: NONE DOES NOT FEAR MY NAME
(21:04) Yeager Tavares: NONE DOES NOT KNOW MY NAME
(21:04) Yeager Tavares: or is there? ._.
(21:04) Yeager Tavares: REGARDLESS!
(21:04) ashley: are you the supposed You-Know-Who...?
(21:04) Yeager Tavares: THE GREAT YEAGER TAVARES IS A FORCE TO BE RECKONED WITH!
(21:05) ashley: He Shall Not Be Named, indeedyy
(21:05) Yeager Tavares: I know who?
(21:05) Yeager Tavares: HE SHALL NOT BE NAMED?
(21:05) Yeager Tavares: WHAT NONSENSE
(21:05) ashley: i believe you do know who
(21:05) ashley: oh
(21:05) Yeager Tavares: THERE ARE NO UNKNOWNS IN THE FACE OF YEAGER TAVARES
(21:05) ashley: He Who Shall Not Be Named
(21:05) ashley: there's always a first
(21:05) Yeager Tavares: THAT DUMBASS WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED MUST BE SOME USELESS CHAP!
(21:05) Yeager Tavares: I BET HE HAS NO NOSE!
(21:06) ashley: or hair, for that matter
(21:06) ashley: sighh
(21:06) Yeager Tavares: So I was right.
(21:06) ashley: such uncreative parents the poor thing must've had
(21:06) Yeager Tavares: It seems I've gained another mighty weapon in my arsenal.
(21:06) Yeager Tavares: CLAIRVORYANCE!
(21:06) Yeager Tavares: I can now see through the lies...
(21:06) Yeager Tavares: see through the truth too...
(21:06) Yeager Tavares: see through anything....
(21:07) Yeager Tavares: hmmmm
(21:07) Yeager Tavares: EH!?!?! KOKWENG DIDN'T WEAR HIS UNDERWEAR!
(21:07) ashley: that sounds a tad wrong...
(21:07) Yeager Tavares: AHHHHHHHHH
(21:07) ashley: hahahhaha
(21:07) ashley: sighh
(21:07) Yeager Tavares: THIS IS BAD
(21:07) Yeager Tavares: I WITHDRAW MY CLAIM
(21:07) ashley: sucha shallow brain you have
(21:07) Yeager Tavares: I can't see through anything!
(21:08) Yeager Tavares: I AM dhJKLDHAJLHDjahjkhjkhe
(21:08) ashley: to not know one of the great things of the universe
(21:08) Yeager Tavares: Oh crapasfa
(21:08) Yeager Tavares: I forgot ashdkasjdha
(21:08) Yeager Tavares: how to spellaDSwas
(21:08) ashley: omgoshness
(21:08) Yeager Tavares: i can't see,..fasas.
(21:08) Yeager Tavares: the keydas.das.d
(21:08) Yeager Tavares: boarda.d.a
(21:08) Yeager Tavares: propersdkly....
(21:08) Yeager Tavares: this,.fc,a
(21:08) Yeager Tavares: ismtlejm
(21:08) Yeager Tavares: bad.sf..hnrs
(21:08) Yeager Tavares: I CAN SEE!
(21:08) Yeager Tavares: I HAVE EYES OF AN EAGLE!
(21:08) ashley: i feel your torture
(21:08) Yeager Tavares: OF AN YEAGER!
(21:09) Yeager Tavares: no you don't
(21:09) Yeager Tavares: this sorrow...
(21:09) ashley: a great yeager..
(21:09) Yeager Tavares: nobody will ever understand me
(21:09) Yeager Tavares: VERY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo
(21:09) Yeager Tavares: TWIN WATERFALLS OF TEARS
(21:09) ashley: risen from teh ashes of what used to be the once majestic Dodobird
(21:09) Yeager Tavares: THIS DESPAIR.....
(21:09) ashley: hahahhahaha
(21:09) Yeager Tavares: THIS SORROW!!!!
(21:09) ashley: that picture
(21:09) ashley: so gay
(21:09) Yeager Tavares: I HAVE PLUMMETED INTO THE DEEPEST OF ABYSSES
(21:09) Yeager Tavares: NEVER SEEING LIGHT......
(21:09) Yeager Tavares: .....
(21:10) Yeager Tavares: a tear can't help
(21:10) Yeager Tavares: but drip down my not-so-smooth face...
(21:10) Yeager Tavares: time to use my moisturiser and toner once more.
(21:10) ashley: it in fact, dehydrating to cry.
(21:10) ashley: expecially in such a place where you claim to not see light
(21:10) ashley: you've got time to tone and moisturise but not to find a way to the LIGHT??!
(21:11) Yeager Tavares: sadly.
(21:11) Yeager Tavares: you speak the truth.
(21:11) Yeager Tavares: but...
(21:11) Yeager Tavares: i will not stay quiet for long.
(21:11) Yeager Tavares: i have decidedl
(21:11) Yeager Tavares: made up my mind.
(21:11) Yeager Tavares: despair is not in my dictionary
(21:11) Yeager Tavares: sorrow is though.
(21:11) Yeager Tavares: *tear*
(21:11) Yeager Tavares: BUT NO!
(21:11) Yeager Tavares: A MAN HAS NO FEARS
(21:12) Yeager Tavares: I WILL VENTURE OUT OF THIS DARKNESS!
(21:12) Yeager Tavares: deprived of light? I'LL CARVE OUT LIGHT!
(21:12) Yeager Tavares: deprived of water? I'LL PEE TO MAKE WATER!
(21:12) Yeager Tavares: deprived of food? I'll.......
(21:12) ashley: start eating your mighty toenails?
(21:12) ashley: i is brilliant, i is
(21:13) Yeager Tavares: not quite
(21:13) Yeager Tavares: you don't reply fast enough
(21:13) Yeager Tavares: !
(21:13) Yeager Tavares: IMPROVEMENT, YOU MUST MAKE, YOUNG ONE!
(21:14) ashley: goshh.. so brilliancy lies in the speed of which one replies to online instant messages?
(21:14) ashley: such tortuee my fingers go through
(21:14) ashley: torture
(21:14) ashley: cramps
(21:15) Yeager Tavares: persevere, young one.
(21:15) Yeager Tavares: the path to success is long, and tiring....
(21:15) Yeager Tavares: you must withstand many hardships, many gruesome tasks.
(21:15) ashley: winding too, i bet
(21:15) Yeager Tavares: if you want to make your way to the top.
(21:15) Yeager Tavares: winding?
(21:15) ashley: wise words you utter
(21:16) Yeager Tavares: it's more like a spiral staircase!
(21:16) Yeager Tavares: you'll get dizzy if you go too fast.
(21:16) ashley: wow it must be a very pretty staricase then
(21:16) Yeager Tavares: move at your own pace...
(21:16) ashley: breathing deeply
(21:16) Yeager Tavares: drink lots of water
(21:18) Yeager Tavares: =.=
(21:18) Yeager Tavares: ran out of steam?
(21:18) Yeager Tavares: oh well
(21:18) Yeager Tavares: i'll publish this in ma blog
(21:18) ashley: forgive me if i'm wrong
(21:18) ashley: but you do seem to have plenty free time, mate!
(21:18) ashley: hahaha
(21:18) Yeager Tavares: it's too late
(21:18) Yeager Tavares: what's done is done!
(21:18) ashley: sighh
(21:19) Yeager Tavares: geez
(21:19) Yeager Tavares: stupid google not working
(21:19) ashley: a lesson learned in life
(21:19) ashley: haha
(21:19) ashley: karma, old one
(21:19) ashley: wait.. karma for what
(21:19) Yeager Tavares: a question for yourself.
(21:19) ashley: you should know better than anyone else then
(21:19) ashley: hahaha
(21:19) Yeager Tavares: A FATTY IS FAT BECAUSE HE EATS!
(21:20) ashley: lindsay lohan is skinny because she throws up her food!
(21:20) Yeager Tavares: no
(21:20) Yeager Tavares: she's skinny
(21:20) Yeager Tavares: BECAUSE SHE'S FAT
(21:20) ashley: goshh we shall seek the truth from the great Kokinna himself
(21:21) ashley: aka lohan
(21:21) Yeager Tavares: n e way i am gonna play games ==" see u...
(21:21) ashley: aka heluuu
(21:21) ashley: haha okay
(21:21) ashley: taa
(21:21) Yeager Tavares: taaa