Thursday, December 13, 2007

3 Children's ticket please.

Me: Hello, can I get 3 children's ticket please?
Receptionist: You don't look anything like a child.
Me: But I am a child! *smiles*
Receptionist: Yeah right, if you can beat me in arm wrestling I'll let you.
Me: Alright.

*Arm wrestling*

Me: There, I won.
Receptionist: HAHA YOU FELL FOR IT, no child would be this strong, nor have muscles!
Me: Err, I struck puberty early.


Went out to ou with Eunice, Melis and Shing yesterday.

Sort of a minor gathering of former classmates. (We were in the same class during primary.)

Melis and Eunice just came back from Australia. Hahaa. The Land Down Under.

Of course it's weird to be the only guy around when your 3 other acquaintances are all female.

Met up with them at the newly opened BIG Apple. The doughnut was really not bad at all.

We bought tickets for Enchanted. Just 3 tickets though. Melis had to rush to the airport soon to menjemput her father.

Anddddd, no. The above incident, the very first scene I blogged did not happen. Just my random imagination.

Instead, we met Huajie! And hisher friends! The 3 girls just watched Golden Compass.
Seems like a nice show. Apparently, he saw Joel and half of the youth committee inside as well.

We ate at Waffle World!

Strange. I've never ate waffles in the Waffle World. How ironic.

At first we went to A&W. I was like, "My money is going down the drain...." Shing and Melis was about to order waffles... And then...

"Sorry, our waffles are out."

Shing: Oh, let's go waffle world then, sure got.
Me: Can't imagine Waffle World no waffle.

Crap my money is really going down the drain now. A&W -> Waffle World is the same as 50% price increment.

In a mathematical equation...

RM(A&W) +50% = RM(Waffle World)

...... Not good.

Ate chicken chop instead. Hahahaa. Still haven't break the duck of waffles in Waffle World.

Then Eunice brought up the possibility of her Putting An Aeroplane, AKA FFK.

She wanted to go for Prayer meeting and leave me and Shing. Not good. We bought tickets already.

In the end, she found out she had no transport to get there anyway and watched the movie with us instead.

Soon, we bade Melis farewell, and entered the cinema.


Movie was good.

Worthy of an A class Romance/Comedy Hybrid I suppose.

Prince Edward's cluelessness made me laugh one too many times. Heh...

Definitely a good movie for couples to watch. Ha ha ha. Go Koks.


After that. Shing wanted to eat AGAIN. Tsk tsk tsk.

So, we ate Kebab King and we left for home. Whees?


Lingering affection.

Friday, December 7, 2007


Because I'm such a fool for you, you and you.

After watching and witnessing plenty of dramas,

I hereby promise myself I will not get myself involved in any form of relationship until I can say "I love you and only you." without lying.

How long can this hold on for, I do not know.

And so as I pray, Unlimited Blade Works. I hope it will last long enough.

Question/Quote of the Day:

Can you truly say you'll reach for your goals without ever looking back?

To those who actually still read my blog, I thank you. I'll be away for 4 days. Church Camp.

Think again.... A year has gone by. My "New Life" had already lasted a year.

Truth be told, I don't really feel too much difference.

The only major change now, is that I can always challenge myself to do what I intend to do.

"This is God's test for me." I keep telling myself, whenever i lack inspiration and encouragement.

It is enough to get me through most of my troubles. For that alone, I thank God.

Canon Rock.

This shizz is awesome. 6th most viewed video on YouTube btw. Don't play play.

Monday, December 3, 2007


I'm not talking about a person.

It's nails.

Yeah nails. Kuku. Zhi Jia.

I find them extremely annoying when they're long. Makes you prone to injury and doesn't make you look better one bit. So, why?

Never freaking understood why some guys (like my brother) like to keep long nails.



Thursday, November 22, 2007

For Death Note Fans....

This is Light Yagami. Click it if it doesn't move.

An attempt at revival: Genting Part I.

I suppose it's about time I returned to blogging, or people will boycott my blog.

Wait, they already did. *sigh*

Just returned from Genting yesterday.

Wow, I've never been to Genting for 3 years or so. It's definitely fresh for me.
In fact, this is my first time at the Outdoor Theme Park.
Second time actually.
On my first I was still young and too afraid, I even made my sister unable to join my cousins taking the rides because I cried.

Geez, why do I ever only remember shameful things.

Theft, scams, sly tricks.


It's tooo lateeee to apologizeee.
It's too lateee.....


So the theme park..... was definitely fun. Perhaps it's because this is my first time, and I haven't tried 95% of the rides.

The first ride.

Pirate Train.

One word.

WTF!? It's supposed to be scary. But, when you enter.......

Wow I'm so scaredddddddddd.....


No way in hell.

Second ride.

Pirate Ship.

This is 10000000 notches up from Pirate Train.

Koks: This is the ride that makes you want to pee!


Tham: Nola koks, it's make you want to vomit!

Jervis: Yala, kokweng got problem one, the organs wrong position is it?

Third ride.


Sat this thrice.

It's quite fun, give you a good dose of fresh air.

Might give you headaches as well though.

Fourth ride.


The holy shit of the holy shits.

This is the King of all Rides. (Is it even a ride!? It's more like a flight!)

This. Scared. The. Daylights. Out. Of. Me.

However, having endured it. I felt better.

As Jinwai would put it: (Highlight to see, vulgar though)

"Makes your balls bigger."


Nothing compares to the space shot in terms of fright, I suppose.

It's exhilarating to see the whole of Genting from atop. But when it goes down.... Your ass leaves the seat, and your legs fly.

I've never felt so helpless all my life.

Let me try to put this experience into words...

You fasten the "barrier" (don't know what it's called) and then the machine slowly propels you to top.

At the top, a loud noise sounds. That marks the 20 second countdown until you drop.


Nothing feels like knowing that you're gonna fall REALLLLLYYY QUICKLY in a few moments.

I had Cheryl and Koks sitting beside me, bet they were half laughing. Heck, even I was laughing. How can they not?

But when it drops.......

You can't laugh, you can't shout, you can't scream.

You can't feel air in your stomach for some 3 seconds.

But only the first fall is scary. The rest don't compare. This is because the first fall is form top to bottom, whereas the next few are from the roughly the half point, and lower with every fall.

Fifth ride.

CockCorkscrew (Thanks to The Budak Kecil Academy of Blogging and Rice-Eating Superiority
for teaching me how to do strike outs! Especially the headmistress, Su Mei!)

It screws Koks. It screws Cocks.

The best ride in terms of fun.

For me at least.

There's nothing in the park as fun as Corkscrew.

Me: Screw Koks!

Kenny: Nola, kokweng's cock not there liau, he left it up there at the space shot.


Sixth Ride.

Sungai Rejang Flume Ride.

Despite the rather funny name. This ride is not funny.

It's splashy. And doesn't smell good. I wonder how long has it been since they cleaned the water.

Seventh Ride.

Flying Dragon.

Probably the second fastest or fastest ride in the park. The other being Corkscrew. While it is hardly as fun as Corkscrew. It's alright I suppose. Plus we got the whole dragon for ourselves. Since we had 19 people.


After that we went for lunch. After eating lunch at a rather secluded mamak store. (In fact, it's a mamak in a carpark. It rhymes.)

We went back.

Was drizzling. Wanted to go for Cyclone, the little brother of Corkscrew. But the rain didn't like us. So we went for the teacup ride instead.

Eighth Ride.



We spun and spun and spun, until my vision was diagonal. Zzzz... And I did that twice.

Didn't feel good for the next few hours.

Fortunately we returned to the hotel.

I regretted not going for the Rolling Thunder Mine Train. Sounded exciting.

Slept for a while. Like 3 hours.

And we went to the park again.

Sat Corkscrew for two more times.

Then we tried the Go-Kart.

Ninth Ride:


Despite it's name. It's not that fun. Perhaps it was fun to a few, but not to many.

Most of the karts, are old and worn out, and can't perform well.

The rest of the karts just dominate the old ones.

I swear some are so slow I could run faster than it.

Tenth Ride.


The little brother of Corkscrew.

It sucks. Compared to corkscrew, at least.

That concludes our journey at the Theme Park.

Shall update bout the rest some time later.

Wednesday, November 7, 2007


It's all about...


Hope you'll have a good time at DJ.

Don't you dare forget us...

Tuesday, November 6, 2007

To poke, or not to poke?

I'm amazed after walking in One Utama for hours, I couldn't find a clock.

Sitting around, waiting for time to pass... I finally left for home at 7 15.

This is the worst Last Day of School ever.


After that chaotic confrontation, I left that dreaded area and wandered around the mall for 100 minutes or so. I dare say this was the first time ever in my teenage life I felt like crying not watching a tv show.

How silly of me.... I sat down in front of the shop she used to work at for half an hour or so, hoping her lovely face would just pop out from time to time and notice me. But, of course, she wasn't there, since I certainly knew she already stopped.

What was I hoping for anyway? That she'll sit down and talk with me? I wonder if I even had the guts to do that.

What I was hoping was like hoping for a star to fall down. (Sorry, I just watched Stardust.)


What happened...?

Some calamity struck, I suppose.

Friendships that have been built up for many years... Is it going to shatter just like this?

Tell me what the fuck is this bullshit.


I wonder if it's even right for me to feel this way. I'm not even involved. So why the heck do I care?

I asked myself.

But, I managed to answer myself.

"I'm not involved." ... This statement is FALSE.


I am your friend. I am his friend. I am her friend. I am their friend.

As a friend, I can't bear myself to see this happening.

Whichever side is at fault, does it matter?

I don't know about you. I'm not going to just let this bond we've forged get destroyed just like that.

It's wrong.

It's wrong in EVERY SINGLE WAY.

Rethink about this please.

It's not worth losing friends for trivial matters like this.


Even so, I'll be kidding you if I could say I wasn't the slightest bit annoyed.

I know I can't force anyone to tell anything to me at any given time.

But aren't we friends? The best of friends?

Don't I deserve some trust?

I see now that I don't really deserve any of yours....

I'm not angry. I'm upset. And regretful.

I didn't spend enough time to earn your trust. I didn't work hard enough for it. I didn't care as much as I could have.

So. You can put part of the blame on me.

No, that's not right... I'll put part of the blame on myself.


I know this is not something anybody wished for...

But it's not the end....

It can still be saved.

We are teenagers.... this is the time of our lives.....

You need not listen to my random grunts in my blog... It is your life... and It's totally up to you to decide how to live your own life.... I am nobody in a life where you decide what you do. However, I'll be upset and rather disappointed if you chose to walk away...

In a nutshell...

Live life to the fullest.

Live life without regret.

Live life without needing to look back and say "I wish I had."

When there is no path, make one of your own.

When there is an obstacle, kick away that obstacle and move forward...

You don't need a reason...

Just... Live life.

If anyone brightened up the day after this incident... It's yongying. You have my thanks.

Oh, and

I hate being in the middle.

Saturday, October 27, 2007




This is my friend Jin Wai. He's a little gay on the outside.

But don't worry.

He's a whole lot gayer on the inside.

This picture is so classic I'm gonna photocopy it.

There's really something wrong about this picture.

Ah. I don't know.

Perhaps the shading.

Ah, I fail.

Don't ask me why I'm smiling so gay-ly.

One of my favourites.


Emits light that has 1/1000 the power of the Sun.

Mind you, that's a lot of power.

This was... last year I think. I don't remember how I did the hair anymore.

This is Shing.

One of the few, if not the only decent picture we have together.




Fear not though. I'm so pro I can fix it. xD

How do you like that, now? ;)

An edited version....

We should go out like that more often. =)

Friday, October 26, 2007

Battle scars.

My leg.

My hand. (back view)

My arm.

Walao. Play basketball 2 days like that d. I don't want to be scarred all over please.



Teratai 28-22 Kekwa

Teratai 28-22 Anggerik

Proud that we won. Even more proud that we did not use players from other classes. We were thought as black horses mostly. I wonder if we can win.


Teratai 5-3 Anggerik

Err we won. Actually no. All the goals for our team were scored by "Imported Players"

Brian Hat Trick and Huajie Brace.

So... Technically... we lost 3-0. Oh well.

I feel so....


Geez, really. I'm not taking this shit anymore.

I've tried numerous times to get on your good side. offering to help, and helping when you actually accept.

Yet, the results are directly opposite of what I expected. Heck, I was foolish to expect anything to begin with.

I've given up, I'm not tolerating anymore.

You're not worth my time.

Don't even bother asking. I'm not gonna answer any questions relating to this person.

Friday, October 19, 2007

Skating @ Pyramid.

Upholding my promise...

Yep, so I went skating.

First time after three years plus loolz.

Not a good feeling. Tumbled multiple times and fell a few times.

Jatuh terjelopok.

It means fall on your ass btw.

It sucks. xD

But it was fun I suppose. Kinda get the hang of it after a few minutes.

HOWEVER, getting a hang of it does not mean you are immune to falling down...

Despite that, you should take falling down as a lesson and not an embarrassment.

Sure, it's rather embarrassing to fall flat on your ass on the ice-cold ring. But it is only through this kind of mistakes, that we learn how to overcome it and not repeat it.

Kinda reminds me of how I used to learn how to walk.

Just kidding, my memory is no where as good as that. Haha, I bet yours isn't too.


I went with....

Jou, Joel, Shing, Jaz, Zichuen, Jinwai, Charlson and... his friend.

Did I forget someone? Eh, not really. That person is a calafare [pronounced care-lair-fair] anyway.

I think... his name was.... kungkiang or something. Oh wells. Like I said. Calafare. Not worth a few bytes (unit for memory) in my brain.

Overall a meaningful outing. It's not everyday that I get to skate. And the experience is invaluable.

Reminds me of Lin Yng. Ah. The days.


Quote: Jaz help me refill please. Later the fella say AIYA YOU LAGI.

(Inside joke. xD)

Quote of the Day, actually yesterday:

Sorry that I was rude before this. But... I find it hard to express myself... When I'm... On the verge... Of... Exploding... In my pants...

Thursday, October 18, 2007

The Future of My Blog.

Haha I think I'm gonna take blogging seriously from now on....

When I get more viewers I'll probably go Nuffnang for side income. O_o

So I made a rule for myself.

Blog at least once every three days... Unless I'm away. =|

Can I do it? I can!

Of and I'll bring back the good old quote of the day.

Quote of the day: Dare to dream, and keep the dream alive.

Saturday, October 13, 2007

How to be a Cheese

title by Yanyun.

Ah, this is easy. (not)

To be a cheese, you need to...

Eat the cheese, see the cheese.
Touch the cheese, break the cheese.

Easy? Perhaps.

Step One: Eat the cheese.

There. Eat it. Ok fine you can't eat a cheese out of a computer. But at least you tried!!

(I still don't get why cheese have holes in them.)

Warning: Calorie content is rather high, not suitable for Yunwei-sized people.

Cheddar and Parmesan are some of the best cheese. Excluding the very limited Liqi Cheese, otherwise known as Lycheese.

Step two. This is EASY! See the cheese.

See that cheese? Yeah, I know it's the same cheese. But I just wanna test if you have what it takes to be a cheese.

To be a cheese, you must see the cheese. If not.....

We will be very disappointed.

Step Three: Touch the cheese.

Okay, touch is the wrong word.

You know there is this chinese idiom.

"Jing zhu zhe che, jing mo zhe hei."

Which means.

When you're close to a good influence, you will be good natured. If you are close to an ill natured influence, you will be ill natured.

Likewise, when you're close to cheese, you will get to be a cheese!

Fourth step: Break the cheese.

I know this is weird.

Why do you want to break the cheese when you want to be a cheese?

This is because, you know. They always say.

"In the end, the greatest of men are men themselves."

Therefore, to be a true cheese you must break the limit of ordinary cheese and reach for the heaven of cheese, a.k.a. Cheesaven.

Not to worry, I've included ways to help you.


is your most powerful weapon. The RAT3X74 cheese hunter.

It will track down cheese, eliminate the cheese, and stomach the cheese.

In the liver, lipase will be released to help digest the fats in cheese.

And, they will totally eliminate the cheese from then on. Skinning layer after layer of the cheese until it is nothing but a shadow of it's former glory, a faecheese.

Bonus step.

If all else fails, use the internet!

This is one of the examples of how the internet can help you in research. Picture credits to Jung.

Intriguing indeed.

Besides that, watch movies.

The Seeker will help you, even though it's crap.

These lines must be memorised. It will be the most important phrase for the rest of your life!

I am Will Stanton, the seventh son of the seventh son!

I did not find the sixth sign. That is because it was not hidden from me. I am the sixth sign!

*Sticks butt out and puts hand in front as if to imitate the talk-to-the-hand pose.*

-Will Stanton the Level 25 Seventh Son of the Seventh Son has pawned Level 25 Darkness.

Oh my, the movie was bad. Everytime the darkness guy comes out. He updates you.

1st scene:

In 5 days, my power will reach it's peak! But the seeker has one sign already. Keep an eye on him.

2nd scene:

In 3 days, I will reach the peak of my power. However, the seeker has 3 signs already. I need you to carry out your task.

3rd scene:

In a day, my power will be at it's peak. When that happens, they will be no match for me, save the seeker, who now has 5 signs. Should he find the sixth sign, even I will not be a match.

(Or something like that.)

Conclusion: It sucks.

Friday, October 12, 2007

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Lots of pictures.

Lots of pictures, that caught my attention. These are pictures that were taken in the past year. Haha. Memories.

This is Beat standing still! With the rest of us bending our knees. EH? BEAT YOU'VE GROWN TALLER!

McD's Malam bakat. We love Ronald.

We likey oranges. The rest think we is dumb, but we no think so!

Me and koks, clowns @ Jou's bday!

Me and Jin sleeping on our hard home made sofa.


Only on U!

(You know, channel E! ? Ours is U!)

This is why Zhenchi is cool.

Loong is trying to conceal the fact that he has no cock by blocking!

Hari Koko, aftermath. The Monday after the sixth victory in six years. Nyahahaha.

My friends. My life.

This is Jinwai.

This is Jou.

That is Liesa!

That's us.

The effects of hearing Yanyun's lame jokes.

That is Bahrain, the one without a face!

Actually he has a face, but it's too frog-like to be seen.

Clockwise: Me, Jin, Yy, Jenn.

Ah I so sepet when I smile.

Bimbos. Yy and Jou.



Have a nice day. O-o

How to make Yun Wei fit.


Ah, but I know you won't be satisfied with just one word. So I'll try my best. Yun Wei, if you're looking at this, you should take down some notes!

1) Must eat less chicken. And curry.

Right now, Yun Wei's signature phrase:

"Kak, Nasi Lemak tambah tiga telur dan satu ayam. Cantik sikit ya!"

Has become known throughout the world. It took the world by shock. Such elegance. This phrase.... is the best.

One small meal for Yun Wei, a giant leap for obesity patients.

Sorry, but Malaysia's first astronaut, Sheikh Muszaphar copied Neil Armstrong's words, so I must copy him too!

Anyway. Yun Wei, cheer up, it's not impossible for you to lose weight! Eat less chicken! Chicken contains high amounts of calorie. And if you do not exercise often enough, it will make you fatter and fatter and fatter and fatter and fatter.

That's good for you ain't it?

Ah ya, and don't put curry on your armpit please, it's not nice to look at. People might think you secrete oil!

Wait, you do? Oh wow.

Second! (This is not proven to work.)

Sit properly. Right now. You sit like..... a hunchback. Ah I can't find the right word, so hunchback will do.

It's like, you're trying to act cool but it's not cool, so why bother to act cool when the outcome is not cool at all? That's so uncool, Yun Wei.

When you hunch like this, your stomach will be pressured, and thus will grow outwards!

When that happens, you will grow fatter and fatter and fatter and fatter and fatter. You do not want that, do you?

You do? That's good for you!

Oh ya, and please don't open your mouth when you sit under the fan please, it makes you look like a crossbreed of a dog and a pig.

You know? Dogs like to stick their tongue out? To help perspiration? I know you need the extra help in that department, but don't over do it, alright? ;)

Third! Exercise pl0x.

If you do not exercise you will never ever be fit. I don't want to discourage you but inilah hakikat! Kamu mesti tabah menerima hakikat, seperti Nazar!

You must not be like Sahar, who bakars Nazar's Zakar!

That is an example of immorality. Thou must not be like him.

So, Yun Wei, hustle up! Join Tan Juan whenever he jogs around school during PJ.

By doing that, you not only become fitter, so the chicks will dig you, but you also get to enjoy the morning scenery!

Who knows, you might even become so fit you have six packs, the chicks will love you. Perhaps your dream of becoming a underwear model ain't too far off!

While jogging, you can study as well, thanks to Tan Juan, just ask him, how much calories will be burnt in one round of jogging, I'm sure he'll gladly tell you, but at the same time you will be rather disappointed, because the calorie you take in > the calorie you burn.

Sad ain't it? In the end you will get depressed and grow fatter and fatter and fatter and fatter and fatter.

Good for you.

I have given you my advice, young one. It is up to you to take up the path of fit-dom, or not.

Monday, September 24, 2007

A girl.

Today, just as I reached home.

A Proton Waja passed by.

So I thought it was my brother, and looked at it.

( I am short sighted in case you forgotten. =| )

Then, it turns out it isn't my brother. Nevertheless, I still looked at it.

Or specifically, the girl sitting in the backseat.

From my short sighted pair of eyes, I thought she looked quite attractive, so I continued to look for a few more seconds.

And then.

She waved at me. O-o

I was pondering. Who was that? Seems like I know her and she knows me.

I thought it was my eyes playing tricks on me, but my mum confirmed she saw the girl waving to me. =\

So, if you read my blog, please kindly identify yourself. =D

(Although I get the feeling I wouldn't get the answer for a very long time, if ever.)

Anyways, today Chern Yao asked the most retarded question ever.

I was (not so) happily doing my (not quite) endless pile of sejarah workbooks when suddenly his high pitched voice disrupted my (not so) peaceful mood.

"Why do guys need to wear underwear."

Holy shit, are you retarded or something.

The whole class was laughing at this.
Anyways, being the friendly classmate that I am, I gladly enlightened him.

"Why do I need to wear underwear!?"

"Chern Yao, you're asking ME why YOU need to wear underwear? I don't know why you wear it but I wear it for protection and hygiene."

"Really?" *laughters in the background*

And Bahrain cut in.

"Of course la, but I don't think you need to wear, you got nothing to protect!"

Of course, Chern Yao did the right thing --- Ignoring him.

"Actually you made a good point."

"Of course."

"Not you!"

"Eh, you ever tried wearing school pants without underwear?"

"Oh ya! It's gonna hurt right?"

"Yes, a whole lot of pain."

And he finally went off, bringing back peace to me and my new girlfriend, Book(s).

BUT, just minutes later.

"Doesn't it hurt to run when two things are dangling in front of you?"

I turned around. Chern Yao was asking others (notably, juan, yun wei, natalie and mel) questions again. I could only think.

"You mean this two things *points at lower body* or that two things *points at upper body*?"

Retard? I think not.
Over-curious? Definitely.

Ah. Seven days. Time to hustle up.

Saturday, September 22, 2007

Give thanks.

We have to give thanks! For all that we have. =D

Anyways. I feel amat the happy right now.

I just did a good deed!

Perhaps it's just as the Chinese idiom says.

"Zhu Ren Wei Kuai Le Zi Ben."

It means, helping others is the basis of happiness.

Okay. So when I got home from church. I took off my shoes, and left my bag on my couch.

It is a normal habit of me to take off my shoes, but not socks, and step into my house.

So as I was going to take off my socks, I spotted a familiar looking dog outside on the street.

I pondered for a second. Ah, it's my neighbour's dog, Scissors! I memerhatikan from afar, wondering what is it doing outside.

And then, I decided to alarm my neighbour of his "stray dog".

I put on my slippers and walked out of my house, I lured him near me.

HOWEVER, he ran into my house. So I sprinted ahead of him and closed my door shut, preventing him form entering my house. Then, I closed the gate to sort of "trap" it, preventing it from going somewhere I can't find.

I pressed the doorbell, notifying my neighbour, and led his dog back to him.

Ah, I feel so good now.

How the dog got out in the first place is beyond me though.

That's all for today, I suppose.

And remember, give thanks!


Puan Hasni will be proud.

Friday, September 21, 2007



A picture speaks a thousand words.

This is Nakatsu Shuichi.

And this is how he introduces himself.



And this is Jane's favourite, Sano Izumi.

Told you he looks much better in the show than in the poster.

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Hana Kimi.

Hanazakari no Kimi Tachi e (HanaKimi) a.k.a. For You in Full Bloom, - or more well known in Malaysia as the japanese (original) counterpart of Hua Yang Shao Nan Shao Nu which starred Wu Chun, Ella and Jiro Wang - was plain lol.

Good show. Funny. Entertaining. And Ashiya is win.

For whatever reason, watching shows (stories) in their original language just feels ten times more enjoyable.

Spot the girl! xD


FINALLY A POSTER WITH NAKATSU. Fine it's not a poster, it's just a screen shot.

For those who care, their positions are..

(Nakatsu Shuichi) (Ashiya Mizuki [the girl] ) (Sano Izumi)

Just to clarify.

Oh and mel, the guy I was talking about is on the bottom right.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007


I cut my hair yesterday. =D

It is very short. =|

But it's okay, I personally prefer myself with short hair. Although my friends' opinions differ.

At first. I was kinda shock at how my hair turned out. Not only was it short, it was like a freaking coconut. -___-

So, I asked him to cut even shorter. Which brought about better results.

Though this is really slightly too short to my liking.

Sorry, no pictures. I don't own a camera you see.

During tuition, Rahul again with his sick ass ways, hogged the limelight for the most part.

"Rahul, what is make out?"
"Make out is being friends in bed."

Great. Shall not bother to elaborate.



"Hello Lychee! I
going school
tomorrow. :)"



Lol. For some reason I laughed.

Right, so today I went to school...

What's so special about it?

A lot of things actually.

1) Jinwai didn't come.
2) Jou didn't come.
3) Yanyun didn't come.
4) Liesa didn't come.
5) Jenn didn't come.

as if it wasn't enough.

6) Vi Kie didn't come.
7) Boon Lee didn't come.
8) A few more people that I don't remember.

Basically, there was one empty row.

Of course, this is no match for other classes' attendance, or so I've heard.

Oh well, so I attended school.

Jeremy cut his hair!

Nicola said:

"My brother also went to cut his hair. We went to Centrepoint there. The lady damn dumb la, she cut my brother's hair like one straight line. I scold her like mad. (Ganas.) And my brother almost cried. (wtf.) Then we ask her cut shorter."

Okay. Chill Jeremy, your hair is still quite nice. Serious. =D

And Nicola also asked/said.

"Why guys like to wear their pants so low? Bahrain I can see your underwear."
"Eh, this is cool lah kay?"
"No it's not. Even my brother also wear like that and it's so gay. Why you all don't wear just like liQi?"
"Come on lah Nicola, this is the new age."
"My brother said liQi is like the only cool guy that doesn't drop pants."
"And it's true!"

Wow thanks Jeremy, and Bahrain. Never knew I was cool. xD

(Self publicizing. =x)

That's all for now. Ta. (Learnt from Jou.)

The red apple looks more delicious than the green apple. -__-

Sunday, September 16, 2007

Apple! =D


My name is liQi, and I like to eat apples!

I want my apple! =(


Are cool and yet so cruel.

I had consecutive dreams about her, and how I can help my friend.

Sometimes these dreams just make you wonder... and question.

Dang. If only she liked him, and he liked her, just like in the dream, it'd be that much easier to help my friend, wouldn't it?

Haha, this is so cool.

Spring likes Summer, and ponders if Summer likes him as well.

I'm not sure what to say anymore. Can I live in a dream?

In the dream, Spring and Summer were walking to school. Summer nudged Spring with her head. Spring, ever the stoner, refuses to stone anymore. He took the chance to hold Summer's hands. After a long while, he asked. "Would you?"

I wonder. Probably no, ain't I right?

I have nothing but vague recollections past that. I was sure she walked away. But before that she said something.... something.

"... Not now."

Yeah..... But that gives me hope, at the very least.

I think I love you.

"Things aren't what they seem to be."

If you're any good with geography, have common sense, and know my character. You'll easily solve this riddle. But if you do. I sincerely hope you would not make my life harder. Use your judgements.


I got shinged by tag.

got tagged by Shing(:


1) Most Female Hottie;

2) Most Male Hottie;

(i duno she/he guy or girl.)

3) 2 of the Most Trustworthy
Mel & Boon

4) Best Listener

5) Most Needed Shoulders
Eh? I don't really need them.

6) Greatest Male Singer

7) Top 2 Whores (camwhores)
dafan & sarahh

Part2 [FACTS]

1) What are you currently thinking of?
what happened last night.

2) What kind of clothes are you putting on?
pajamas. -__-

3) Who is the last person you chat with via msn.
Pikyen. not really chat. i just left a msg saying happy birthday.

4) Did someone manage to influence you nowadays?
no, but huajie is trying.

.5) What have you done just now

6) What kind of theory you have just created ?
drink + call = lots of nonsense.

7) Which music score are you learning ?
Would love to.

8) Do you stay up late nowadays ?

9) 4tags go to ?

10) What's your definate abomination ?

I am (rather) drunk/

it feelsd rather good!~ =)


On second thought, it doesn't. But that's because I'm not drunk anymore. lol.

Well. It doesn't really feel good.

Being drunk, or quite drunk. but not very drunk. makes you do lots of stupid things.


you drink more!
-it certainly feels addictive sometimes. but doesn't really taste good.


you laugh alot!
-yes you do. you just feel the need to laugh when something funny, or just even the slightest bit of funny is said. makes you feel better I guess.


you sway!
-like captain jack sparrow. everybody likes him, no?


your head's density seems to reduce!
-it feels light and the weight of the world seems to have evaporated. (science mind, you see.)


you make friends with people you don't really know!
-Ram made friends with bacardi uncle! ha ha ha. yeah sure.


you pose with a bottle!
-yep, we did.

you go home, and do not open the gate. instead, you climb the gate!
-I did it.

you get scolded by your mum!
-and she comments on how you look rather drunk, and smell like alcohol.

you talk nonsense.
-a whole lot of it. and wonder if your friend is your friend. hahaha.

you call your friend's girlfriend, who is incidentally your best friend!
-and she says that you and her were drinking in spirit. comments on how drunk you sound and laughs at you. records your voice, and plans to play it in school. asks you to sleep. and listens to you blabber nonsense. while boasting how she can drink better than me, without proof. nyahaha.

you make your friend wake up in the middle of the night!
-and she comments on how tired she feels and yet does not want to sleep, listen to you talk nonsense, tells you how her day was, gets confused by you as another friend, unable to tell her gender, and then she complains about what a friend you are after many long years.

you sleep.
-ain't that obvious.

my advice to friends.

you may drink, but do not drink so much.
jou thinks drinking too much will lead to you spilling secrets.

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Soh desu ka? (Is that so?)

I go tagged, by Shing and Beat. Ah.

1. The tag victim has to come up with 8 different points about his/her perfect lover.
2. Have to mention the gender of his/her perfect lover.
3. Tag eight other victims to join this game and leave a comment on their blog.
4. If you are tagged the second time, there is NO need to do this again.
5. Lastly, and most importantly, HAVE FUN DOING IT.

I'd rather be a fruit than be attracted to guys. O-o It's a girl of course.

First of all. You're talking about PERFECT right?

i) Super hot.
ii) Super sexy.
iii) Super pretty.
iv) Sweeeeeeeeeet.
v) Extremely lovable.
vi) Stuck on me. (lol)
vii) Have blue/green eyes. =p

But I know that's not realistic, so you better not dream liQi...

liQi: *Nod*

vii won't be possible unless I go overseas, I think. O-o

Here goes.

1) Strong willed. One who can get through the toughest of times with me. That'd be great.

2) Speaks the truth. Honest. Liars = 100% Fail.

3) Has her own opinions. Dares to speak out what is wrong and how things should be. Nod and follow = Fail fail fail.

4) Respects my decisions, but will not tolerate blindly.

5) Respects (and loves) my family. Do I need to elaborate?

6) Will let me know what is going on in her life, the problems that she is facing, and how I can help her.

7) Kind, gentle, loving. I don't care if you're hot as cili padi, (bad metaphor, i know.) if you're a bitch, you fail. =( [Though that gives me the "Aiya, wasted!" impression. xD]

8) Last but not least, love me as who she is and for who I am.

"Wasarena, Omae wo shinjirou. orega shinjirou omae de monai, omaega shinjiru ore de monai. Omae ga shinjiru, omae wo shinjirou!"

"Remember, believe in yourself. Not you who believes in me. Not me who believes in you. Believe in you, who believes in yourself!"


Followed by....

Keisatsu! (Certain Kill)


Annihilating the enemy in one hit.

And then, he passed away. =(

That was so GAR!


A term used towards male characters and individuals who are so overwhelmingly manly that your own masculinity is absolutely *buried*, leaving you naught but a whimpering, swooning girl-child before them.

Ex: Master Asia, Brolly, Archer, Kamina.


Sunday, August 26, 2007



A man is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little
Perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "Golly, I
wonder what happened to this parrot?"

The parrot says, "I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot."

"Holy crap," the guy replies. "You actually understood and answered

"I got every word," says the parrot. "I happen to be a highly
intelligent, thoroughly educated bird ..."

"Oh yeah?" the man asks, "Then answer this -- how do you hang onto your
perch without any feet?"

"Well," the parrot says, "this is very embarrassing but since you
I wrap my weenie around this wooden bar like a little hook. You can't
see it because of my feathers."

"Wow," says the guy. "You really can understand and speak English can't

"Actually, I speak both Spanish and English, and I can converse with
reasonable competence on almost any topic: politics, religion, sports,
physics, and philosophy. I'm especially good at ornithology. You really
ought to buy me. I'd be a great companion."

The man looks at the $200.00 price tag. "Sorry, but I just can't afford

"Pssssssst," says the parrot, "I'm defective, so the truth is, nobody
wants me 'cause I don't have any feet. You can probably get me for $20.
Just make the guy an offer!"

The man offers $20 and walks out with the parrot.

Weeks go by. The parrot is sensational. He has a great sense of humor,
he's interesting, he's a great pal, he understands everything, he
sympathizes, and he's insightful. The man is delighted.

One day the man comes home from work and the parrot goes,
"Psssssssssssst," and motions him over with one wing. "I don't know if
should tell you this or not, but it's about your wife and the postman."

"What are you talking about?" asks the man.

"When the postman delivered the mail today, your wife greeted him at
door in a sheer black nightie."

"WHAT???" the guy says incredulously. "THEN what happened?"

"Well, then the postman came into the house and lifted up her nightie
and began petting her all over," reported the parrot.

"NO!" he exclaims. "And she let him?"

"Yes. Then he continued taking off the nightie, got down on his knees
and began to kiss her all over...."

Then the frantic man screams, "THEN WHAT HAPPENED?"

"Damned if I know. I got an erection and fell off my perch!"


3 new immigrants are applying for a job at a mining company: A German, A French and a Chinese.

The boss looks at them and decides to employ them all, since there are lots to be done at the mine.

He looks at the German who looks strong and tall, and says: "You will be responsible for transporting the ores."
Then he looks at the French who looks smart. "You will be responsible for designing the mine tunnels."
And lastly the Chinese who is short and nimble. "You will be responsible for supplies."

After one week of working, the boss decides to inspect the site, he sees the German working very hard, and he sees the French taking some measurements for the new mineshaft, but the Chinese was no where to be seen.

Just when he was about the go back to his office, the Chinese pops up behind him, almost scaring him to death and screams: "SUPPLIES!"

*try saying that in a chinese accent if you dun get it.*




A blonde goes into the dry cleaners to have her sweater cleaned. She asks the clerk, “How much?”

He doesn’t hear her correctly and says “Come again?”

She giggles and says “No…it’s just mustard this time.”

Get it?

Come sounds like something else.



The day after Jack was dumped by his girlfriend, he saw her coming out of a motel with another man, apparently her new boyfriend. He was so angry at the sight of this and wanted revenge, so he walked up to them and said to the new boyfriend.

"Hey, you know thats my old girlfriend? Shes already *used* and you still treasure her like that, what a fool."

Before the guy could say anything, the girlfriend said:

"Dont listen to him bullshit, only the first inch is used, everything deeper is brand new."


A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices sign out of the corner of his eye. It reads: Sisters of St. Francis House of Prostitution, 10 Miles.

He thinks it's a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought. Soon he sees another sign, which says: Sisters of St. Francis House of Prostitution, Next Right.

His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading: Sisters of St. Francis.

He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you, my son?".

He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing business."

"Very well, my son. Please follow me."

He does as he is told and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup, instructs, "Please place $100 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway".

He gets $100 out of his wallet and places it in the second nuns cup. He trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the door, pulling it shut behind him.

As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the parking lot, facing another small sign: Go in Peace. You Have Just Been Screwed By The Sisters of St. Francis. Serves You Right, You Sinner!


There was a Caption on a war ship, and the lookout came up to him one day and said "enemy on the Horizon!"

The Caption said "Bring me my red shirt."

The lookout did not question this and brought the Caption his red shirt. During the whole battle the Caption did not lose a single man. So later on the lookout came to the Caption and asked "Why did you want me to bing you a red shirt?"

The Caption said "Well, if I happened to get shot, my men would not see me bleeding and keep on with the battle."

Well the next day, the lookout came running up and said "20 enemy ships on the Horizon"

The Caption replied "Bring me my brown pants!"


The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making Love to a very attractive young woman. And was somewhat upset.

"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me -- faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce!

And the husband replied "Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened."

"Fine, go ahead," she sobbed, "but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!"

And the husband began -- "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean up I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't use because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't use because someone at work has a pair the same."

The husband took a quick breath and continued - "She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, Please ... do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?"

This husband and Jack are real sad.

Saturday, August 25, 2007

When I was younger.

Foreword: This will be an original tag (I think) created by me! =D Exciting ain't it? x)


  1. Simple, just list a few things you've done in your past, be it sinister or childish, or even downright dumb. You may use my post as a sample.
  2. Minimum ten things please. =)
  3. You can choose whether to tag another person or not.
  4. This is just for fun, but if possible, post a picture of a younger you, and the current you.
  5. Please put aside feelings of embarrassment. And write what you want to. =)
  6. To readers: If the author did not write names, and you know who is it. Keep it to yourself. Thanks.

Disclaimer: My "younger" is when I was 12 and prior, you may alter it according to your likes and dislikes.

Let's start.

One word to describe the younger you?
Notgood. =(

When I was younger:
  • I got angry extremely quickly and could be rather destructive. Much like Jung. =D Victims of my short temper includes and is not restricted to Melanie and Cheryl. (Cheryl is dangerous.)

  • I stole my brother's money and got caught. HAHAhaha. =.= (This was when I was 6 or so.) My mother pleaded with my brother (who for some reason has a temper as hot as mine.) to not scold me brutally. Ever since then, I've never attempted to steal anything.

    For I know... "To gain something, another thing of equal value will have to be sacrificed."

  • I tricked some guy in the neighbourhood into trading his rare pokemon card with my rather common pokemon card, and often ran at the sight of him. lawl. (I was 9 I think.)

    and there was once he came to my house, seeking tuition, thank God he didn't enter. I was hiding behind the curtains when he was there.

  • I got first place for every year, except the first. Nyahahahahaha! (Damn Emelyn and Zi Chian, too smart. -.-)

  • I was a sore loser. (I still hate to lose though, but I accept defeat if the opponent is undeniably better.) I will make a big fuss and make up stuff as to how unfair it was.

  • I was involved in prefect duty every year except the first. Was KP for third year, and assistant for sixth year. (Tham Kar Mun is the infamous KP. xD)

  • When I was nine, I pinched Melanie until she cried. Sorry. Very sorry. >.<
    (To be Honest, Third year was my most hated, among the six years. But surprisingly I got best results from this year. First in the form.)

  • When I was ten, I wore shades to Shing's party. -.-

    Reason: When I was in the car, I was playing with my sister's shades, and she jokingly said I look cool, but I took her seriously and asked if I could wear it. HAHahahaha ha ha ha..... =="

    We got teased real bad.

  • When I was ten, I constantly menyampuk and argue with my teacher's teachings, though sometimes I was right. (For some reason, several teachers never like me until they stop teaching me. Perhaps this is the reason.)

  • When I was in primary, I think I made two teachers cry. -.- (Not proud of it.)

  • I was in a clique some people call The Five Prefects. (sounds gay. -__-) This is due to the fact that the five of us were the only male prefects in our class.

  • My (favourite) teacher always teased me about another girl. =x
  • Called her every alternate day. =O
  • I used to whisper "Colourful." to her. HAHAHAHAhahahahha. (of course she didn't know. =|) [You may ask me in msn if you duno what colourful is.]

  • I tripped Emelyn from the shadows because I was tricked by her. (Ah. Such Asshole I Am. And. Stupid. As. Well.) [We eventually got along though.]

  • I frequently do "The Donald Entrance" during my mum's tuition. Which is, imitate Donald Trump's entrance in the reality show The Apprentice. Which is to, enter last. And I thought it's cool lol.

  • I used to hold my neighbour's hand when crossing the road. =.= (kindergarten age.)
  • I used to hold my cousin's hand when crossing the road. =.= (very young age.)

  • I knew kokweng was gay. /gg (I chose pink because it's the colour closest to gay. xD)

This is the oldest picture I have of myself.

This is a more recent one.

This is me emo-ing. =D

Okay fine, this is me. I don't emo. =)

I Tag:

Shing. Because I know she would want to talk about her birthday. xD
Whoever else that wants to do.

I hope:

Mel would do.
Yanyun would do.
Beatrice would do.
Yongying would do.

KENNYSIA! xD [ impossible. =( ]

Sunday, August 12, 2007

Saturday, August 11, 2007

Lots Of Lols. (LOL)

First and foremost, if anyone fails to find this funny. I shall go to a corner and cry.... =(

Maybe not, everyone has their own opinions anyway.

I'm just trying to put a smile back on whoever that is having hard times. =)

Right. It's going to contain a lot of photos, so be prepared!!! =|

First, let's start off with....

Shing posing!!!!

Such a pro, even the sister is growing up to be like her. As the chinese proverb goes...

"Jing Zhu Zhe Ce, Jing Mo Zhe Hei."

Literally means you will be influenced by those around you. I have several photos of her sister posing, but for technical reasons I may not post it.

So.... how is it so far?

Audience: Good...


Audience: Good...

Alright! Now let's move on to the second picture!

We have.....

Loong: Ain't I pretty? ; )

Loong posing... Gosh, I think I'll head to the toilet...

*minutes later*

Ah... You people are still here I see, tough indeed! Shouldn't have any problems for the next few photos then!

Hmmm, next up... I present you...


Choong Heru's braces... =="

As they always say: Do not underestimate those who wear braces. They might unleash the power of eating chewing gums suddenly and will cause dramatic ear damages.

Right, so there was a Hari KoKo celebration for us KRSians.

Basically.... there was chaos, and turmoil, and we sure left a hell of a mess for 1 Teratai. That was the plan, until Pn. Loh passed by.

And... some people went... "Lol, we're getting pwnd."

Okay, fine, that was me.

So, we were tasked to clean up after we're done with the party. Of course, this was the original plan, isn't it? ; )

Haha, and so.... I shall let pictures do the talking, they're worth a thousand words each!!!

Su Wee: Faster open.... Can't wait.....

Oh yeah, and there were 2 bottles of sparkling juice only... We had, roughly 50 people.

So, we imposed a (fake) rule where students below the age of 15 will be ineligible to drink it. xD

Birthday boy gets to drink first! (that's Zichuen if you duno.)

Basically, all eyes were on the two bottles. T_T

All: *Stare...*

And really, with all those chaos, things were bound to go wrong.

...... It's just that... I did not expect it to be so soon....

Loong rapes Seba.... Wait, isn't it the other way around?? But there's no way Seba would rape someone! T_T

Loong/Seba: This is fun......

karMun: No Wai Ad All! >=(

Even heru cannot resist me. haihz.

Who would've expected that even heru would do such things!!!

See... even that guy's (sorry forgot your name ><) expression also tells that he mou ngan tai liau. tsk tsk tsk. Among this turmoil....

A twisties was caught.

We charged it for manipulating students into sinning. (Gluttony, to be precise.)

Ah, peace at last...

Sarah and Pik relishing their last moments on the tapak as a kadet...

Seeing them this sad makes me weep. =( (right...)

kay, after all that celebration, me, jou, jane, heru, yean, sarah and jess went to curve's The Apartment. I swear they bought their furniture from Ikea (which is opposite) !!!! O_o

It was boring.


I was just helping them take photos because the food there were just too expensive for me.

Yes, that's a world map behind me. The flash is darn powerful.

After laeving The Apartment, everybody became passionate about camwhoring suddenly.


All specs...

Anything reflective will do for us. Even if it's just glass.

Or even.....



As if this wasn't enough, me, jou and jane went to ou.

Me: Jane... How? It's for teksi only leh!!! We cannot go in!!! What is taxi anyway!!! Can eat or not one!?!?!
Jane: Ahhh!!!!

Jane: Wait, let me think.......
Me: How!!!!!!!!

Oh yezzah, make me immortal right?

You mean like this?

....... Don't want.

I'll prefer it if I get nice skin la. (fake.)

If you fail....

Jane will kiss you.
Jou will eat you.
I will wanna whack you.



We went.... to McDs as you can see, and I got scammed. Look at the picture carefully.

It's a Fillet O Fish, no doubt.

But look at the cheese.


Went complain, and the fella say:

"Oh, is like that one la, the new Fillet O Fish now all one quarter cheese only."

I tell you, it's damn fishy, fishier than that Fillet O Fish. Definitely cheesier than that quarter of a cheese.

Ingredients and composition

The Filet-O-Fish contains a breaded fish patty made from pollock and/or hoki (originally the sandwich was made with cod), half a slice of processed cheese and tartar sauce, on a steamed bun. The fish patty size was increased 50% in 1996 during the Arch Deluxe marketing. However in 2000, in an effort to increase profitability, the fish patty was reduced in size by approximately 10%. A Double Filet-O-Fish sandwich is available in some markets, either in an extra value meal or by itself. It contains two fish patties stacked in the same bun.

Source: Wikipedia.


Anyways, I've never known it was supposed to be half a slice until i looked it up.

I still don't remember ever seeing Fillet O Fish with half a slice of cheese though, do you?

"I smoke fries," Anyone?

"Hi, I am a box, please don't eat me, just eat the Fillet O Fish in me! >.<"

I swear I was transformed into Shia LeBeouf for a second or so. Jou I'm not sure.

Alas.... Harry is short.