Friday, January 30, 2009

The Three Gays

Was looking through "My Pictures/LiQi's".

And I just felt I wanted to acknowledge these three as the biggest gays in my life.

Koks, Jou, Waiwai, 6 AM in the morning.

Oh, don't be disheartened.

In Li Qi's world, the gayer you are, the better a friend you are.

Ya jung, so don't so marah we call you gay. lol.

Saturday, January 24, 2009



Friday, January 23, 2009

Green spirit.

Felt the need to get in tune with the green spirit as soon as possible. Hence the change in template. Hmm maybe I should change my blog name to GREENHQ next.

Oh wait I should say something...

Urm... Please support green?

Need to sound more commanding... Hmm..

You must support green! Please.

Seriously though, come on.

If you have the ability, you might as well use it and help the house.

What's the use of your ability if you do not use it?

Like Uncle Ben said:

"With great power comes great responsibility!"

We could use help in all areas: Marching, Deco, Sports, and the lot.

I encourage you to at least participate in one of these categories. Deco, in particular, has no limit for members, and the more the better.

We've been stagnating down there for long enough. It's high time we head to the top. We improved last year, we can improve again this year.

The only way is up.

Come on you Greens.

It scaresss meee....

Haha it really does.

Kids these days "grow up" so fast and get such bad influence.

Words like "fuck", "screw you", "bitch", and all kinds of insults get thrown around so freely.

Could it be that the "pengaruh hedonisme" that we so often write about in karangans taking its toll? It could well be.

Things have definitely changed. Amazing what five years can change.

When I was standard six, saying the "f" word was such a taboo for the entire school, and nobody would say it.

Nowadays, it's as if it's the most natural thing.

Drastic, it really is.

Manners, is a virtue none should ever forget and all should incorporate it into their lives.

Where is the love?

Sunday, January 11, 2009

The life or Arsenal F.C.

If you're an Arsenal fan, you'll love this. Even if you're not, it's football at its best.


Part 1: ... 9461_sport

Part 2 - 1946-1971 ... 9461_sport

Part 3-1971-1993 ... 9711_sport

Part4- 1993-1996 ... 9931_sport

Part5 1996-1998 ... 9961_sport

Part6-1998-2002 ... 9982_sport

Part7 2002-2003 ... 0022_sport

Part 8 2003-2004 :!: ... 0032_sport

Part9 2005-206 :!: ... 0042_sport

Makes me proud supporting such great club.

Part 6/7 especially is a must-watch.

Ole Ole Arsenal

We're going through turbulent times at the moment.

But irregardless of good or bad, right or wrong,

We believe there's only one club in this world and it's name is Arsenal.

Gooners Forever.

May we have a Happy 2009 indeed.

My favourite part: 2.35 -> 2.38

Friday, January 9, 2009

I'll join the monastery!?!?

Tagged by Shing.

*Blue coloured = Shing's version.

The following are choices to fill in the blanks below.

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Gray - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Purple -The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - Your dog went humping
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - A Pine tree
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot -Kissing
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The Crazy Bastard

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scared
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - Santa Doesn't Exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Memories From The Military Service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The Oil Stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get Sick When I Think Of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our Friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In Pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family


Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal).

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it when ___2______3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ your ___11___. ___12___

-Your name-


Dear John,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but
I'll join the monastery. I think i realised it when I tripped on sesame seeds outside of chicago. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that there is no solution to this. I'm returning the your ring to you but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I was interviewed by the Times about your Oprah Winfrey imitations.

Go and drown yourself,



Anyway, I tag anyone wants to do this!


yings did this. red = her text. blue = mine. unchanged statements = agreed.

The most pointless word ever created has got to be 'but'. (Disagreed, language is beautiful.)

Venting your fears is one thing, but you've GOT to swallow things as they are as soon as possible.

I hate: (I try not to hate, but some things are just an eyesore.)

When people refuse to accept the way things are.
Insects, slimy ones. .______.
False humility.
Ill-mannered people.

I love:
Love. (family/friends included.)
Knowing some people will be right where I need them to be.
Arsenal Football Club
The world.
Brave, spirited people.
Being outdoors.
Those moments. (wut?)
Great arrrtt!
I love too many things.

Anyway enough complaining. Negativity does not bide well for me:)

I will make this a tag and tag
Anyone who fancies it.

List any number of things that that you love

Nostalgia... and some rants.

The (1)classmates mostly, the (2)jokes, the (3)childish nonsenses, the (4?)good ol' times, the (5)bad times we went through tog, the (6)puppy loves, the (7)piled up homeworks, the (8)big fat heavy bags we carried, the (9)great teachers, the (10)'i dont friend you' moments..etc.


Ha, just read shing's post for the umpteenth time. (No much thanks to the fact that she, like me, has not been updating.) And boy, it really brings back alot of memories. Of the ten things she spoke, or typed of, I ticked all ten boxes.

First and foremost, I was always first in class. HAHAHHAHAHAHA. Nah kidding, though a fact, it was not the first thing on my mind. Did I just boast? Oh noes.

Heh, well, put that aside. I had plenty to remember in my hectic six years. Being a teacher's son is no easy task, much more when your mum is a well-reputed discipline teacher.

Had to live up to expectations, and thankfully, I passed for the most part.

Little rascal as I was, I still managed to coup the "Best Service Award" from the other prefects. I still think it's a fluke though. They just wanted to please my mum.

Regardless, I'm confident I've come a long way from the little boy who would get so angry over such a remeh-temeh thing to a more understanding and more laid-back person. (I still get angry/annoyed often, though I would not enter an outrage.)

And here I stand, five years after I left my primary school, at the end of the pilgrimage of (secondary) knowledge. Certain aspects I despise, certain aspects I admire. Talking about myself, I am. While the emotional side of me has cooled down, I encountered a far greater adversary: laziness.

Laziness has wrought my life for a while now. Just back then I could (sorry for boasting) effortlessly get good results. Noawadays, I struggle to even piece my mind together to study. Fortunately, I managed to pre-PMR. Now I have to seek that part of me once more, for a greater cause - and a longer term.

Teachers have been raving for a long while now about the importance of SPM.

Sadistic Papers of Malaysia.

Something is gravely wrong with our nation's educational system. My teachers agree with that view as well.

We study for exams, and not for knowledge. While other nations apply continuous assessment, our country focuses on one single exam that will decide the fate of students.

It's odd. Shouldn't a consistency over a period be a more accurate gauge of how a student acts, fares, and reacts?

In spite of that, a singular exam is chosen above a long-term assessment.

Some students will get lucky, others unlucky - and boy that'd hurt.

Some lucky students need not put in effort for some 4 and a half years, and get lucky that the questions set are all subjects they have studied.

Unlucky ones may have put in plenty of effort, but just somehow screws up in JUST that one particular exam.

Not that much of a "justice served" scenario.

Moreover, this system actually ENCOURAGES - albeit invisibly - students to slack majority of a time only to find out (most of the time) that it's too late too apologize for them to catch up.

Sadistic, isn't it?

Nobody wanted to sit in front with me and lynn.... :(

Was about time I posted some pictures worth smiling about. :)

Not that much has changed after all huh? The faces are the same despite growing up. Had no trouble recognizing them whatsoever. Is it because of the unbreakable bonds imprinted in us? Or is it just because "Hey your face is same, what a Noob!"? I'd rather think it's the former, and I am confident it is.

'Til then.


p/s(1): Oh wow, I really revived my blog. Thanks for your undying support.

p/s(2): Joel/Jung/DotaKias, pls dun make lame jokes regarding p/s(1).