Went over to Jon's place to watch Chelsea vs Liverpool with Koks, the Ngais and the Nguis.
As only 2 of the 7 gathered were supporters of either team, it turned out more like a joke fest than competitive spectacle.
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Carragher looks like Jim Carey.
Benayoun is a skeleton.
Skrtel is an alien.
Skrtel is also a Pokemon.
Drogba looks like an Indonesian maid.
Malouda looks even more like an Indonesian maid.
Hilario is hilarious.
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"Carragher is constipating on the floor wei."
"Nola, he waiting for Gerrard to come touch him."
"Walao, this Drogba, a bit then fall to the floor liau."
"Nola, he waiting for Terry to come touch him. Terry says: 'Drogba, don't worry, I'll massage you intimately later."
"Nola, Terry says: 'Drogba, don't act la, nobody's watching!"
"What is Skrtel doing wei!?"
"Skrtel is evolving! Press B to cancel! Skrtel has evolved into, Wrteltel!"
"What is Skrtel doing again wei!?"
"Skrtel is evolving-"
"SKRTEL USES BUBBLEBEAM! Anelka's speed fell by one level."
*Free-kick/Corner-kick*
"Diaby's gonna appear and head in a goal."
*Someone headers*
"OMG DIABY!"
*Free-kick/Corner-kick*
"Later Diaby's gonna come out."
"You think what, Kanye West ah?"
"Diaby, Diaby, I like you and I'ma let you finish-"
"Nola, it's Terry, Terry, I like you and I'ma let you finish, but did you know? DIABY SCORED THE BEST OWN GOAL OF ALL TIME!!!"
*Drogba falls down and writhes in pain*
"I'M GONNA SUE YOU, MAID ABUSE! MAID ABUSE!"
*Drogba falls down and his head collides with a Liverpool player's behind*
"HALP HALP, HE PUT HIS ASS ON MY HEAD! But I like."
*Mimics interviewer and Drogba*
"So Drogba, what do you have to say about the match?"
"Benayoun, good!" (Benayoun missed a one-on-one.)
*Mimics interviewer and Drogba*
"So Drogba, what do you have to say about the match?"
"I'm very happy. They treat me very nice. I think I can get bonus today. And maybe no need do dishes tomorrow."
"Eh? Hilario stand beside Drogba but never say anything?!?!"
"What you expect him to say? 'Hilario, please tell us a joke!?'"
"Hi, my name is Hilario. Isn't that hilarious!?!? HOHOHOHO!"
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lolfest.
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On another note.
6-2 to the Gunners! :D
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Monday, October 5, 2009
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Barcelona Crowned.
Deservingly so. Well done Barcelona.
Hopefully Arsenal will improve their keep-ball to Barcelona level and finally have more end product.
Oh, and Iniesta > Messi & Ronaldo.
In that game anyway.
Cheers.
Hopefully Arsenal will improve their keep-ball to Barcelona level and finally have more end product.
Oh, and Iniesta > Messi & Ronaldo.
In that game anyway.
Cheers.
Sunday, January 11, 2009
Ole Ole Arsenal
We're going through turbulent times at the moment.
But irregardless of good or bad, right or wrong,
We believe there's only one club in this world and it's name is Arsenal.
Gooners Forever.
May we have a Happy 2009 indeed.
My favourite part: 2.35 -> 2.38
But irregardless of good or bad, right or wrong,
We believe there's only one club in this world and it's name is Arsenal.
Gooners Forever.
May we have a Happy 2009 indeed.
My favourite part: 2.35 -> 2.38
Friday, May 2, 2008
Premier League: Season Highlights
Click here to select your own team!
Team of the Year.
Goalkeeper
Petr Cech: Still the best in England. Might not have performed as well as last year, but still nonetheless the best. While some may argue that Van der Sar should be the better one because of the fewer goals conceded, think again. That happened because of...
Centre backs
Rio Ferdinand: One word: Solid. His pairing with Vidic is currently the most formidable defensive pair in the league right now.
Nemanja Vidic: [I might've went John Terry actually...] Nic's boy certainly has presence when the opponent's team are engaging the goalmouth... And often he comes out on top with his robust play.
Full backs
Bacary Sagna: Ya I know his hair is ugly. But to his credit, he is the best right back in the league. At his debut season, he has shown solid defending. Add pace, stamina, a decent eye for a cross (and ugly hair) then you'll get Bacary Sagna.
Gael Clichy: It was either Ashley Cole or Clichy for me. I didn't see LeScott play much, so I'm not sure about him. Clichy beats out his mentor for me. Cole hasn't got as much pace as Clichy. Put the infamous mistake Clichy made against Birmingham aside, and he's played a solid season.
Central Midfield
Francesc Fabregas: At just 20 years old. He is the best centre midfielder in the league, albeit a little inconsistent. Assists, dribbling, crosses, long shots, composure, ability to read the game - He has it all.
Steven Gerrard: Captain Marvel has been the driving force behind Liverpool this season. He supplies most, if not all the assists that set up goals for Torres. He would captain the team.
Wings
Cristiano Ronaldo: No-brainer, really. Nearly 40 goals for a winger? Phenomenal. And he doesn't only score, he assists too. He'd be the free kick taker in this line up. Defenses will be shaking, knowing they have to keep goalscoring menaces Adebayor and Torres at bay as well.
Joe Cole: [Actually I wanted Aleksandr Hleb here (I've seen him play on the left many times), but skysports.com listed him under right wing, which Ronaldo occupies without doubt.] One of the more consistent Chelsea players. He bamboozled defenses when he was on form.
Strikers
Fernando Torres: He silenced critics with 30 goals this season, a debut season mind you. Rafa Benitez was criticized for splashing 21 Million pounds on him. But it seems the debt has more than been paid back.
Emmanuel Adebayor: Nobody thought he would score this much this season. He was neck and neck with Ronaldo until the Birmingham game which started a streak of bad results. He has hit back in the last few games, and has been on the scoresheet in the last 3/4 games if I'm not mistaken, including a second half hat-trick at Derby.
Team on whole...
With Petr Cech consistent at goal, and backed by rock-solid Ferdinand and Vidic, the opposition would have a hard time scoring.
The Arsenal duo of Clichy and Sagna covers well at left and right back respectively, and is known to make offensive runs pretty often which results in inswinging crosses for Ade and El Nino.
At central midfield we have the young maestro Fabregas and the unmistakable figure of Gerrard at the helm. The pair will certainly top the assist charts, while firing a few from afar as well.
The wings... Ronaldo will terrorize opposition defenses as usual. Cole can cross and dribbles well too.
Adebayor would probably be the target man given his height and physical stature. Torres is the clinical finisher.
Player of the Year.
Cristiano Ronaldo. Debates are pointless.
Rising Star.
Fabregas? lol. Him (if he counts) or Walcott. Walcott is the fastest man on the football field. I'd bet RM10 on that. Heh.
Biggest Surprise
Portsmouth. O_o
Football fans, what say you?
p/s: I notice there's alot of red shirts, but whose fault is it that the best teams wear red at home?
Team of the Year.
Goalkeeper
Petr Cech: Still the best in England. Might not have performed as well as last year, but still nonetheless the best. While some may argue that Van der Sar should be the better one because of the fewer goals conceded, think again. That happened because of...
Centre backs
Rio Ferdinand: One word: Solid. His pairing with Vidic is currently the most formidable defensive pair in the league right now.
Nemanja Vidic: [I might've went John Terry actually...] Nic's boy certainly has presence when the opponent's team are engaging the goalmouth... And often he comes out on top with his robust play.
Full backs
Bacary Sagna: Ya I know his hair is ugly. But to his credit, he is the best right back in the league. At his debut season, he has shown solid defending. Add pace, stamina, a decent eye for a cross (and ugly hair) then you'll get Bacary Sagna.
Gael Clichy: It was either Ashley Cole or Clichy for me. I didn't see LeScott play much, so I'm not sure about him. Clichy beats out his mentor for me. Cole hasn't got as much pace as Clichy. Put the infamous mistake Clichy made against Birmingham aside, and he's played a solid season.
Central Midfield
Francesc Fabregas: At just 20 years old. He is the best centre midfielder in the league, albeit a little inconsistent. Assists, dribbling, crosses, long shots, composure, ability to read the game - He has it all.
Steven Gerrard: Captain Marvel has been the driving force behind Liverpool this season. He supplies most, if not all the assists that set up goals for Torres. He would captain the team.
Wings
Cristiano Ronaldo: No-brainer, really. Nearly 40 goals for a winger? Phenomenal. And he doesn't only score, he assists too. He'd be the free kick taker in this line up. Defenses will be shaking, knowing they have to keep goalscoring menaces Adebayor and Torres at bay as well.
Joe Cole: [Actually I wanted Aleksandr Hleb here (I've seen him play on the left many times), but skysports.com listed him under right wing, which Ronaldo occupies without doubt.] One of the more consistent Chelsea players. He bamboozled defenses when he was on form.
Strikers
Fernando Torres: He silenced critics with 30 goals this season, a debut season mind you. Rafa Benitez was criticized for splashing 21 Million pounds on him. But it seems the debt has more than been paid back.
Emmanuel Adebayor: Nobody thought he would score this much this season. He was neck and neck with Ronaldo until the Birmingham game which started a streak of bad results. He has hit back in the last few games, and has been on the scoresheet in the last 3/4 games if I'm not mistaken, including a second half hat-trick at Derby.
Team on whole...
With Petr Cech consistent at goal, and backed by rock-solid Ferdinand and Vidic, the opposition would have a hard time scoring.
The Arsenal duo of Clichy and Sagna covers well at left and right back respectively, and is known to make offensive runs pretty often which results in inswinging crosses for Ade and El Nino.
At central midfield we have the young maestro Fabregas and the unmistakable figure of Gerrard at the helm. The pair will certainly top the assist charts, while firing a few from afar as well.
The wings... Ronaldo will terrorize opposition defenses as usual. Cole can cross and dribbles well too.
Adebayor would probably be the target man given his height and physical stature. Torres is the clinical finisher.
Player of the Year.
Cristiano Ronaldo. Debates are pointless.
Rising Star.
Fabregas? lol. Him (if he counts) or Walcott. Walcott is the fastest man on the football field. I'd bet RM10 on that. Heh.
Biggest Surprise
Portsmouth. O_o
Football fans, what say you?
p/s: I notice there's alot of red shirts, but whose fault is it that the best teams wear red at home?
Sunday, March 23, 2008
Football Crazy.
So I was flipping through the back pages of The Star, and found the EPL table.
With the Big Four gearing up for massive clashes today, I'll be hoping Liverpool does me a favour and beat Manchester United, while Arsenal triumph at Chelsea.
Damn MU are leading with 70 points. With 22 wins, 4 draws and 4 losses from 30 games.
Crap, Arsenal are behind with 67 points, 19 wins, 10 draws and 1 losses from 30 games.
Chelsea are third with 65 points, 109 wins, 8 draws and 3 losses from 30 games.
Liverpool are fourth with 59 poi- WAIT WTF?!?!?!?!
THIS IS MADNESS!
With the Big Four gearing up for massive clashes today, I'll be hoping Liverpool does me a favour and beat Manchester United, while Arsenal triumph at Chelsea.
Damn MU are leading with 70 points. With 22 wins, 4 draws and 4 losses from 30 games.
Crap, Arsenal are behind with 67 points, 19 wins, 10 draws and 1 losses from 30 games.
Chelsea are third with 65 points, 109 wins, 8 draws and 3 losses from 30 games.
Liverpool are fourth with 59 poi- WAIT WTF?!?!?!?!
THIS IS MADNESS!
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