Showing posts with label Friends. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Friends. Show all posts

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Lo and Behold.

'My life sucks wei.'

'LiQi, Why?'

'What?

'Why you emo?'

'I'm talking about the game la!'

'OHHH!'

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'Seriously wei, my life sucks.'

'Huh?'

'See, I'm dying liau.'

'OH CHEH I THOUGHT WHY YOU EMO!'

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Brilliant friends! So caring!

Yet, they let me sleep on a chair. -.-

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Heh I think I jinxed myself.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Thanks For The Memories

I love school. 

Simply put, I thoroughly enjoyed my five year tenure here.

But it's gonna end soon. 

What a shame.

Thus... Without further ado...

Sentimental Picture Time!

KRS:









Greens:




Choir:





Basketball:




And pretty much all my friends:










Thanks for the memories.

Maybe, soon, there'll be nothing but empty chairs in those great halls. Remnants of what have happened in the past and a sign of what to expect from the future.



But I'll take heart, knowing how merry and gay this place used to be - and that I was part of it. :)




It's been an entertaining and exciting adventure from day one to the very end - It was one hell of a ride.


... Even so, all that remains are only memories embedded in pictures.

Just like faint footsteps fading into an ephemeral evanescence. 





It's time to turn the page soon.

Here's to the new chapter being even better! :D

(all your fault, shing.)

Monday, October 5, 2009

I <3 Cesc.

Went over to Jon's place to watch Chelsea vs Liverpool with Koks, the Ngais and the Nguis.

As only 2 of the 7 gathered were supporters of either team, it turned out more like a joke fest than competitive spectacle.

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Carragher looks like Jim Carey.

Benayoun is a skeleton.

Skrtel is an alien.

Skrtel is also a Pokemon.

Drogba looks like an Indonesian maid.

Malouda looks even more like an Indonesian maid.

Hilario is hilarious.

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"Carragher is constipating on the floor wei."
"Nola, he waiting for Gerrard to come touch him."

"Walao, this Drogba, a bit then fall to the floor liau."
"Nola, he waiting for Terry to come touch him. Terry says: 'Drogba, don't worry, I'll massage you intimately later."
"Nola, Terry says: 'Drogba, don't act la, nobody's watching!"

"What is Skrtel doing wei!?"
"Skrtel is evolving! Press B to cancel! Skrtel has evolved into, Wrteltel!"

"What is Skrtel doing again wei!?"
"Skrtel is evolving-"
"SKRTEL USES BUBBLEBEAM! Anelka's speed fell by one level."

*Free-kick/Corner-kick*
"Diaby's gonna appear and head in a goal."
*Someone headers*
"OMG DIABY!"

*Free-kick/Corner-kick*
"Later Diaby's gonna come out."
"You think what, Kanye West ah?"
"Diaby, Diaby, I like you and I'ma let you finish-"
"Nola, it's Terry, Terry, I like you and I'ma let you finish, but did you know? DIABY SCORED THE BEST OWN GOAL OF ALL TIME!!!"

*Drogba falls down and writhes in pain*
"I'M GONNA SUE YOU, MAID ABUSE! MAID ABUSE!"

*Drogba falls down and his head collides with a Liverpool player's behind*
"HALP HALP, HE PUT HIS ASS ON MY HEAD! But I like."

*Mimics interviewer and Drogba*
"So Drogba, what do you have to say about the match?"
"Benayoun, good!" (Benayoun missed a one-on-one.)

*Mimics interviewer and Drogba*
"So Drogba, what do you have to say about the match?"
"I'm very happy. They treat me very nice. I think I can get bonus today. And maybe no need do dishes tomorrow."

"Eh? Hilario stand beside Drogba but never say anything?!?!"
"What you expect him to say? 'Hilario, please tell us a joke!?'"
"Hi, my name is Hilario. Isn't that hilarious!?!? HOHOHOHO!"

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lolfest.

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On another note.

6-2 to the Gunners! :D

Friday, August 28, 2009

The Life Beyond You.

*snap*

Huh?

...

Delete my photo!

Uhh.. Why?

Cuz I don't look pretty!

Hahaha, your normal face kan!

Nooo... People think I'm very pretty one.

Oh my God, who? I need to talk to them.

No! You see ah... People actually think I'm very pretty one, so you must delete that picture nowww! NOWWW!

No, I'm going to prove to the world they were right all along before you deceived them!

NOOO, at least let me see la! If pretty then I won't delete.

Err then you'll surely delete, so cannot.

EH!

*snaps another picture*

WAHHHHH!

DELETEEE!

Yes, this one I sure will delete, even I also scared!

DELEETTEEEEEE!!!!

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Flour.

You know, there was once a very wise saying....


"The amount of flour you have on your body at the end of a surprise ambush to commemorate your last appearance in a weekly meet is directly proportional to how much people love you."


-Some very wise guy.

*Ahem.*

Based on that theory...






Wow, I'm so loved. Hahahahhaha!



Anyway, here's some other pictures from our last meet of the year.



Coming back from barbecuing marshmallows.


Promptly blindfolded and abducted by the juniors, to form some weird strange line. Of course, prior to that, we were led into a non-existent maze filled with 'CAREFUL GOT DRAIN!'s and 'WATCH OUT FOR THE FLOWER POT!'s. Before finally settling down in some weird strange line, forcing us to hold hands with another person (nooo!).


And then, perhaps predictably, splashing us with flour! And some water too iirc.



He doesn't look like he minds though. I didn't too!



Them girls taking their happy picture. Ah, girls and camera.... Symbiosis-like.




Then, each junior AJK handed a souvenir that consisted of (strangely) a lollipop and a toothbrush to a senior AJK! (And I thought I had white enough teeth already!)



Lajreena baked cupcakes for us! Wheee, food! Damn, you all shouldn't have wasted so much flour on us la, could have had more cupcake!





And finally, just to remind them who's boss until the end of this year.... /gg


We had them pull their ears. WAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!



Thanks juniors, really enjoyed the day. Sorry I didn't prepare a speech though. Heh. :D

Friday, July 24, 2009

Generations.

It seemed like just yesterday, I would be the one eagerly anticipating the shout of the commander and line up steadfastly in our lines.

It seemed like just yesterday, I would be the one who was on the ground, laying prone on the ground, accepting punishment, until the commander shouted 'UP!'

It seemed like just yesterday, I would be the one standing in front of the stage, singing to the song loudly, and proudly.

It seemed like just yesterday, I would be happily clutching my badge, basking in the success of promotion.

It seemed like just yesterday, I would be listening quietly to the instructions of my seniors, awaiting their orders.




But that was 'yesterday'. Today, is a different day.

A different reign comes with a different leader.

Different ideas rise up to replace obsolete ones.

That, is 'Generations.'




Today, I'm a different person.

Today, I am the one who signals for them to queue up.

Today, I am the one who punishes and the one that shouts 'UP!'

Today, I stand atop the stage, leading them in the song.

Today, I am the proud senior giving out the badges to the up and coming youngsters.

Today, I am the planner, distributor and executor.




Growth is an amazing thing.

I'm not here to boast or anything.

But for those who doubt yourself.

Stop. You'll never know where you'll be in a few days, let alone a few years.

Have faith in yourself and press on.

One day, you'll climb to the top.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Age.

Sometimes I have to wonder if one year really makes all the difference.


From my observation, people holding the same position, at a different age (one is one year younger), receives different amounts of respect.


This, for me, is a little bit ridiculous.


If he's given a particular position to hold, then it's likely that the higher-ups place good faith in him. People shouldn't doubt him because of his age, nor should they doubt his ability. Because, in the end, it was the consensus that he was the most suitable.

If you doubt him, do you think you can do better?

Sorry, but the answer is very likely to be 'No.'



And thus, listen to him. Respect him. He is the leader. You are the follower.

When first appointed, you all had no qualms. And that's the way it should remain.

It does not mean you are given privilege to slack around because you are his friend, or classmate, or someone who's older/same age as him.

By rank, he is above you.


It's not about acceptance, it's obedience.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

My Emotions.

Lately, I've been approached by a few people.

"Eh Li Qi, why you always look so grumply lately one?"

"Li Qi, smile!"

"Li Qi, why so emo?"

"Li Qi, why so angry!?"

"Li Qi, you always look pissed!"

"Li Qi, stop making that face!"



.........

Is my face that misleading?

I'm sorry people, but that's the only face I can make when I don't feel particularly expressive or don't feel any emotion. =="

Well, at least I've recieved "Li Qi, you always smile!" once.

And that's from a very smiley girl as well. Ahahahahha.



Many have attributed My Grumpiness to Green House and they might not be wrong.

It's kinda sickening when you have to approach this able athlete, only to find he's such an unable human being.

(very shortened version.)

Do You want to join-

No.

What?

No, I'm lazy.

Come on la, you're one of the best among them, just stay back one day la.

When ah?

2 30 - 4.

Wah, like that. I can go home and sleep until 4, come to school, and see you all lose!


...


You're beyond cure.

Sometime I wonder what goes through their minds.

Yet, I can never understand human beings like this no matter how much I try.

Friday, February 13, 2009

See no Talk.

There's two kinds of people you meet in school.

One is the "See and Talk" type. Which are usually friends of yours, or people you know substantially enough.

The second is the "See no Talk" type. You know who they are, you've seen them for some time now, but yet never really talked to them.

Lately I've got to know more of the latter type and made some friends. Mainly due to my commitments in Green House. And being a senior.

One of them said I always smile.

Another says I always look pissed.

I say... "O_o?"


The moral of the story is:

People are more than meets the eye.

Should have learnt that long time ago, no?



And here's me wishing you all a Happy Valentine's Day!

Friday, January 30, 2009

The Three Gays

Was looking through "My Pictures/LiQi's".

And I just felt I wanted to acknowledge these three as the biggest gays in my life.

















Koks, Jou, Waiwai, 6 AM in the morning.


Oh, don't be disheartened.

In Li Qi's world, the gayer you are, the better a friend you are.





Ya jung, so don't so marah we call you gay. lol.

Friday, January 9, 2009

Nostalgia... and some rants.

The (1)classmates mostly, the (2)jokes, the (3)childish nonsenses, the (4?)good ol' times, the (5)bad times we went through tog, the (6)puppy loves, the (7)piled up homeworks, the (8)big fat heavy bags we carried, the (9)great teachers, the (10)'i dont friend you' moments..etc.

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Ha, just read shing's post for the umpteenth time. (No much thanks to the fact that she, like me, has not been updating.) And boy, it really brings back alot of memories. Of the ten things she spoke, or typed of, I ticked all ten boxes.

First and foremost, I was always first in class. HAHAHHAHAHAHA. Nah kidding, though a fact, it was not the first thing on my mind. Did I just boast? Oh noes.

Heh, well, put that aside. I had plenty to remember in my hectic six years. Being a teacher's son is no easy task, much more when your mum is a well-reputed discipline teacher.

Had to live up to expectations, and thankfully, I passed for the most part.

Little rascal as I was, I still managed to coup the "Best Service Award" from the other prefects. I still think it's a fluke though. They just wanted to please my mum.

Regardless, I'm confident I've come a long way from the little boy who would get so angry over such a remeh-temeh thing to a more understanding and more laid-back person. (I still get angry/annoyed often, though I would not enter an outrage.)

And here I stand, five years after I left my primary school, at the end of the pilgrimage of (secondary) knowledge. Certain aspects I despise, certain aspects I admire. Talking about myself, I am. While the emotional side of me has cooled down, I encountered a far greater adversary: laziness.

Laziness has wrought my life for a while now. Just back then I could (sorry for boasting) effortlessly get good results. Noawadays, I struggle to even piece my mind together to study. Fortunately, I managed to pre-PMR. Now I have to seek that part of me once more, for a greater cause - and a longer term.

Teachers have been raving for a long while now about the importance of SPM.

Sadistic Papers of Malaysia.

Something is gravely wrong with our nation's educational system. My teachers agree with that view as well.

We study for exams, and not for knowledge. While other nations apply continuous assessment, our country focuses on one single exam that will decide the fate of students.

It's odd. Shouldn't a consistency over a period be a more accurate gauge of how a student acts, fares, and reacts?

In spite of that, a singular exam is chosen above a long-term assessment.

Some students will get lucky, others unlucky - and boy that'd hurt.

Some lucky students need not put in effort for some 4 and a half years, and get lucky that the questions set are all subjects they have studied.

Unlucky ones may have put in plenty of effort, but just somehow screws up in JUST that one particular exam.

Not that much of a "justice served" scenario.

Moreover, this system actually ENCOURAGES - albeit invisibly - students to slack majority of a time only to find out (most of the time) that it's too late too apologize for them to catch up.

Sadistic, isn't it?















Nobody wanted to sit in front with me and lynn.... :(

Was about time I posted some pictures worth smiling about. :)

Not that much has changed after all huh? The faces are the same despite growing up. Had no trouble recognizing them whatsoever. Is it because of the unbreakable bonds imprinted in us? Or is it just because "Hey your face is same, what a Noob!"? I'd rather think it's the former, and I am confident it is.


'Til then.

Lion.

p/s(1): Oh wow, I really revived my blog. Thanks for your undying support.

p/s(2): Joel/Jung/DotaKias, pls dun make lame jokes regarding p/s(1).

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Prettiest Girl in the Whole World.

I know the prettiest girl in the whole world. And she asked me to ACCEPT!


















I wonder what?

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Affr0boy.

Introducing Kenny Ng.

After reading through my newly registered facebook to check out the hype, I saw that kenny wrote something on my "wall".

I replied. 5 seconds later. He replied AGAIN. =="


















Below is our encounter via MSN.

There is some offensive material inside, read on your own accord. It's not meant to be offensive in any way, but some might find it so. My apologies in advance.


Messenger Plus! Chat Log

Session Start: 18 September 2008

  • Q (jeffery_x@hotmail.com)
  • kennyyyy. (k3n1990@hotmail.com)
(00:16) Q: U DAMN GAYYYYYYYYYYY
(00:16) kennyyyy.: less QQ!
(00:16) kennyyyy.: hahahaha
(00:16) kennyyyy.: wassup
(00:17) Q: gay chuck noris carddd
(00:17) kennyyyy.: maaf boss
(00:17) Q: terima kasih employee
(00:19) kennyyyy.: jikalau seseorang mempunyai dua bola, berapa bola yang seseorang itu ada
(00:19) Q: dua
(00:19) Q: kecuali kalau orang itu kenny
(00:19) Q: itu mungkin kosong
(00:20) kennyyyy.: tetapi sudah dinyatakan
(00:20) kennyyyy.: bahawa seseorang itu
(00:20) kennyyyy.: mempunyai dua
(00:20) kennyyyy.: biji
(00:20) kennyyyy.: bola
(00:20) Q: kenny bukan seseorang biasa
(00:20) Q: makhluk berbola tiada!
(00:21) kennyyyy.: ada sesetengah yang mengatakan saya adalah dewa
(00:21) Q: BOHONGGG
(00:21) kennyyyy.: tidak
(00:21) Q: tentu
(00:21) kennyyyy.: saya tidak pernah berbohong
(00:21) Q: kamu nabi muhammad? =="
(00:21) kennyyyy.: ada kebarangkalian.
(00:21) Q: !!!
(00:22) Q: saya baca tentang kamu dalam buku teks sejarah tingkatan empat karya somerandomguy!!!
(00:22) kennyyyy.: a.samad said
(00:22) Q: said what
(00:22) kennyyyy.: nama dia said lah bodoh
(00:22) kennyyyy.: sa-ed
(00:22) kennyyyy.: said
(00:22) Q: saya tahu la
(00:22) Q: pura pura sikit x boleh
(00:22) Q: xD
(00:22) kennyyyy.: jangan bohong
(00:22) Q: x bohong
(00:22) kennyyyy.: cubaan yang baik
(00:22) Q: saya al-amin
(00:23) kennyyyy.: tetapi
(00:23) kennyyyy.: saya lebih bijak
(00:23) Q: bohong!
(00:23) Q: kamu macam anwar!
(00:23) Q: bohong!
(00:23) kennyyyy.: tidak
(00:23) kennyyyy.: kamu macam anwar
(00:23) kennyyyy.: kamu main buntut
(00:23) Q: x
(00:23) kennyyyy.: kata dusta
(00:23) Q: x
(00:23) kennyyyy.: jangan memfitnah saya
(00:24) Q: kamu macam badawi sekarang
(00:24) Q: fitnah tanpa bukti!
(00:24) kennyyyy.: saya boleh dibanding dengan george clooney
(00:24) Q: clooney the pooh?
(00:24) Q: lebih baik main bola sepaks
(00:24) kennyyyy.: george clooney
(00:24) kennyyyy.: lelak paling hensem di dunia
(00:24) kennyyyy.: ada yang kata beliau main tipu untuk menang
(00:24) Q: tapi kamu ialah kenny ng
(00:24) kennyyyy.: sayalah juara sebenar
(00:24) Q: SEDARLAH SI KENNY!!!
(00:25) Q: DUNIA INI BESARR!!
(00:25) Q: DUNIA INI BOLA!!!!
(00:25) kennyyyy.: dunia ini bola?
(00:25) kennyyyy.: saya ada dua bola
(00:25) kennyyyy.: maka
(00:25) Q: x
(00:25) kennyyyy.: saya ada dua dunia?
(00:25) Q: tadi sudah kata
(00:25) Q: kenny x ada bola
(00:26) kennyyyy.: kenny kacak ..... persamaan 1
(00:26) kennyyyy.: kenny sexy .... persamaan 2
(00:26) Q: kajian sains telah membuktikan bahawa perkataan kacak tiada berkaitan dengan perkataan kenny
(00:26) kennyyyy.: persamaan 1 tambah dua
(00:26) kennyyyy.: kenny kacak dan sexy
(00:26) kennyyyy.: maka
(00:26) Q: jadi bandingan kamu tidak boleh digunakan
(00:26) kennyyyy.: kenny hensem
(00:26) kennyyyy.: kthxbai
(00:26) Q: kthxbai!?!?!?!
(00:26) Q: apa tu
(00:26) Q: MARAH!!!
(00:26) kennyyyy.: dalam takrifan bahasam melayu
(00:26) Q: *cast level 3 lightning bolt on kenny*
(00:26) kennyyyy.: yea terima kasih semoga jumpa lagi
(00:27) Q: hmm
(00:27) Q: sangat menarik
(00:27) kennyyyy.: bukan semoga jumpa lagi
(00:27) kennyyyy.: maaf
(00:27) Q: menarik sehingga teh tarik menari
(00:27) kennyyyy.: selamat tinggal
(00:27) kennyyyy.: selama-lamanya
(00:27) kennyyyy.: amin
(00:27) Q: tinggal di mana
(00:27) Q: rumah pasung?
(00:27) kennyyyy.: rumah pasung telah diserang oleh komunis
(00:27) Q: ya
(00:27) kennyyyy.: kita lima orang lawan 20000 ribu orang
(00:27) Q: mana ada
(00:27) kennyyyy.: kerana kita melayu , kerajaan bantu
(00:27) kennyyyy.: kita menang
(00:27) Q: 2000000000000000000000000000 orang
(00:28) kennyyyy.: kalau bukan melayu, sudah lama kalah.
(00:28) Q: kami kalis peluru
(00:28) Q: kebal!
(00:28) kennyyyy.: sudah dibuktikan bahawa, hang tuah hang jebat semua adalah dari negara cina
(00:28) kennyyyy.: bukti yang terbesar
(00:28) kennyyyy.: puteri hang li po
(00:28) Q: ya maka hilang dari buku sejarah
(00:28) kennyyyy.: namanya ada hang juga
(00:28) kennyyyy.: maka
(00:28) kennyyyy.: cina adalah penjejak pertama di malaysia
(00:28) kennyyyy.: bukan melayu
(00:28) kennyyyy.: kita menang
(00:29) Q: menang!
(00:29) Q: tinggi lima!
(00:29) kennyyyy.: tinggi lima?
(00:29) kennyyyy.: kenapa lima
(00:30) kennyyyy.: boleh lebih atau kurang dari lima?
(00:30) kennyyyy.: beritahu saya sekarang
(00:30) Q: boleh
(00:30) Q: saya amat flexible
(00:30) kennyyyy.: adakah lima sesuatu nombor ajaib
(00:30) kennyyyy.: dipercayai nombor 5 membawa tuah kepada orang yang mempunyai 8 jari
(00:30) Q: saya ada sepuluh!
(00:30) kennyyyy.: maka nombor bertuah anda ialah
(00:31) kennyyyy.: warna hijau!
(00:31) Q: !!!
(00:31) Q: hebatnya nabi kenny
(00:31) Q: nombor bertuah saya ialah warna hijau!!!!
(00:31) kennyyyy.: you pergi tanya semua orang lain
(00:31) kennyyyy.: mana ada orang nombor bertuah warna hijau
(00:31) kennyyyy.: hanya kamu
(00:31) kennyyyy.: dalam kata lain ,
(00:31) kennyyyy.: you are the chosen one
(00:32) Q: !!!
(00:32) Q: TERPILIH!!!!!!!!
(00:32) kennyyyy.: saya terpaksa pergi sekarang
(00:32) kennyyyy.: tidur kecantikan
(00:33) kennyyyy.: jikalau tidak ,esok pagi bangun nampak macam kamu :(
(00:33) kennyyyy.: tidak!
(00:33) kennyyyy.: tidakkkkk!
(00:33) kennyyyy.: saya tidak rela
(00:33) Q: !!!!
(00:33) Q: tidak mahu jadi clooney lagi?
(00:33) Q: aiseh
(00:33) kennyyyy.: omg this is damn gay
(00:33) Q: bazirnya
(00:33) kennyyyy.: dude
(00:33) kennyyyy.: hahahaahah
(00:33) Q: kenny cakap inggeris!!
(00:33) Q: APA NI
(00:33) Q: RACIST SEKARANG YA???
(00:33) kennyyyy.: hEhHehhezz~~~*
(00:33) Q: BULI SAYA
(00:33) kennyyyy.: wHy nOt oRhzzzz~~~~* (^_^)
(00:34) Q: OH TUHANKU LALA TERBESAR TELAH MUNCUL
(00:34) Q: SAYA PILIH KAMU PIKACHU
(00:34) kennyyyy.: mE eNgriSh iS n0t pOwer~~~~*
(00:34) Q: PIKACHU GUNA GURUH TERBESAR
(00:34) Q: SANGAT EFEKTIF
(00:34) kennyyyy.: maaf
(00:34) kennyyyy.: rumah saya ada
(00:34) kennyyyy.: penyerap kilat
(00:34) kennyyyy.: no dmg absorbed this round
(00:34) Q: that's why saya guna guruh /gg
(00:34) Q: sudah plan /gg
(00:34) kennyyyy.: .....
(00:35) kennyyyy.: guruh adalah thunder
(00:35) Q: no
(00:35) kennyyyy.: omg saya tersilap
(00:35) Q: itu kilat
(00:35) Q: /gg
(00:35) kennyyyy.: thunder adalah bunyi
(00:35) kennyyyy.: gtg lah dickhead
(00:35) Q: ya muahahaha
(00:35) kennyyyy.: bye
(00:35) kennyyyy.: bye
(00:35) Q: lol
(00:35) Q: byebye
(00:35) Q: this is funny shit
(00:35) Q: xD
(00:35) kennyyyy.: ...
(00:35) kennyyyy.: it wasnt me
(00:35) kennyyyy.: i swear
(00:35) Q: lollll
(00:35) kennyyyy.: hahahahaha
(00:35) Q: wasn't me too
(00:35) Q: sounds like me
(00:35) Q: farts like me
(00:35) Q: but 100A% not me
(00:35) kennyyyy.: oh
(00:35) kennyyyy.: must be jungkiang
(00:35) kennyyyy.: ciao
(00:35) Q: yeah
(00:35) Q: ciao
(00:35) kennyyyy. is now Offline
GAY.

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Kawanku.















This is Huajie constipating by the roadside.















This is Jung Kiang drinking 3 (big) glasses of root beer float.
















This is Koks showing his disgust at racism.




















This is.... Erm.... Some random hot guy.















This is ME EATING BIG MAC LALALALA!

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Together, they is kawan-ultima-ku.

Probably because they live in close proximity with me.

We go out together much and talk around much.

Common interests had us blending together easy.

Gaming... Football... Swimming... Girls....

Well maybe except girls. ChuaGayTeow is gay.



Felt kinda bored so I am glorifying them. lalala.