So I was flipping through the back pages of The Star, and found the EPL table.
With the Big Four gearing up for massive clashes today, I'll be hoping Liverpool does me a favour and beat Manchester United, while Arsenal triumph at Chelsea.
Damn MU are leading with 70 points. With 22 wins, 4 draws and 4 losses from 30 games.
Crap, Arsenal are behind with 67 points, 19 wins, 10 draws and 1 losses from 30 games.
Chelsea are third with 65 points, 109 wins, 8 draws and 3 losses from 30 games.
Liverpool are fourth with 59 poi- WAIT WTF?!?!?!?!
THIS IS MADNESS!