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Thursday, March 13, 2008

Dumdeedum...

Me: Zzzzzz the weather damn hot today.
Koks: Yeah...
Me: All your fault.

-Incoming SMS : Jung-

"Why you lambat sangat....?!?"

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-Reply SMS: Jung-

"Yala, that Jung Kiang damn slow!"

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*pause*

Koks: Of course it's my fault!

*thinks*

Me: Actually.... Nola... Not your fault, it's probably my fault la, the reason why the weather so hot today, is me la....
Koks: Nola, it's me la, don't blame yourself...
Me: Really, it's me... I admit k? I'm to blame for the hot weather.... What to do? Too hot liau....

-Incoming SMS: Jung-

"My fault? ==""

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Me: Lool, look.
Koks: Aiseh...
Me: Anyway it's my fault la.
Koks: Paiseh la, it's my fault k? I stay away from you abit, since you feel so hot, my fault la, I move away then won't like that liau...
Me: Nola nola, see? You move liau still so hot... sure is my problem la, I too hot k? Don't blame yourself...
Koks: Oh man, move so far still so hot? Never mind, I move further, this is all my fault la... sorry....
Me: Don't blame yourself la Koks, it's okay la, you don't have to take the blame, it's my fault....
Koks: Really, it's my fault la, Li Qi, face the fact la, don't be like that. I feel bad.
Me: Really, this time it's my fault. Sorry. This time really my fault.....
Koks: Don't like that-
Me: Eeewww.....

*spots a whole dump of MAGGOTS on the floor.*

No joke, a whole dump of maggots were crawling. Needless to say. The stench was unbearable. I could never imagine what caused this.

Wait, where do even these maggots come from? They just pop out from the ground?

I.T S.T.I.N.K.S.

To the point I felt a little nauseas.

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Me: Look...
Kokss: Yuck wei.
Me: Disgusting like faeces.

And then we continued our march to One Utama while our battle to be the martyr of the cause of the heat restarted.