Talk Crap: Li Qi vs Ashley

Who has more crap to say? You decide.

Session Start: 02 June 2008

• Yeager Tavares (jeffery_x@hotmail.com)
• ashley (ashrin92@hotmail.com)

(20:56) Yeager Tavares:	WHOOOOOOO WHERES MA VIDEOOOOO
(20:56) ashley:	could it be the mythical yeager tavares??
(20:57) ashley:	i dont knowww
(20:57) ashley:	i cant fgind it!
(20:57) Yeager Tavares:	!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(20:57) Yeager Tavares:	you traitor!
(20:57) Yeager Tavares:	be prepared to walk the plank!
(20:57) Yeager Tavares:	for I, the great yeager tavares
(20:57) ashley:	goshhh itss...
(20:57) Yeager Tavares:	shall cannonball you into the deep ocean, feeding you to the ugly kraken!
(20:58) ashley:	*gasp*
(20:58) ashley:	no sir, not the kraken, i beggeth of you!
(20:58) Yeager Tavares:	alright then, you shall be hidden forever inside DAVEY JONES LOCKER[]!!!
(20:58) Yeager Tavares:	NYAHAHAHHAHA
(20:59) ashley:	i heard it's safe there...hmmm i'm okay with that x)
(20:59) Yeager Tavares:	right
(20:59) Yeager Tavares:	in there
(20:59) Yeager Tavares:	the desert is as vast as the ocean in here
(20:59) Yeager Tavares:	be prepared lass.
(21:00) Yeager Tavares:	anyhow
(21:00) Yeager Tavares:	please try to find
(21:00) Yeager Tavares:	T_T
(21:00) Yeager Tavares:	it's my blood and sweat
(21:00) Yeager Tavares:	my hard work[]
(21:00) ashley:	okay okay
(21:00) Yeager Tavares:	NOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooo
(21:00) ashley:	hahaha
(21:00) ashley:	not to worry
(21:00) Yeager Tavares:	*worries*
(21:00) ashley:	someone like you
(21:00) Yeager Tavares:	NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo
(21:01) ashley:	with the capacity of a great whale for lameness
(21:01) Yeager Tavares:	FAR GREATER THAN THAT YOU INFIDEL!
(21:01) ashley:	it shall be perfectly easy for you to replicate such work!
(21:01) ashley:	aye, i has great faith in you
(21:01) Yeager Tavares:	Replicate? I think not. I require assistance of the SHORTEST ONE!
(21:01) ashley:	dear me...
(21:02) ashley:	i've heard tons about that one, yes i have
(21:02) Yeager Tavares:	Yes, she is special.
(21:02) Yeager Tavares:	Her height... I can't comprehend
(21:02) ashley:	looooool
(21:02) Yeager Tavares:	It must have taken decades of training to compress her ability into that small frame!
(21:02) ashley:	danger though..such things tend to explode from pressure in time
(21:03) Yeager Tavares:	That is no obstacle
(21:03) Yeager Tavares:	FOR I THE GREAT YEAGER TAVARES
(21:03) Yeager Tavares:	HAVE CONQUERED THE SEVEN SEAS
(21:03) Yeager Tavares:	AND NOW I SEEK THE EIGHTH!
(21:03) Yeager Tavares:	a small fry like that is no problem
(21:03) ashley:	THE GREAT EIGHTH???!
(21:03) Yeager Tavares:	i can't see the problem anyway
(21:03) Yeager Tavares:	it's short.
(21:03) ashley:	hahahahha
(21:03) ashley:	what's yeager tavares anyway
(21:04) Yeager Tavares:	THAT'S MY NAME YOU INFIDEL!
(21:04) Yeager Tavares:	WHAT BLASPHEMY HAVE YOU SPOKEN OF
(21:04) Yeager Tavares:	NONE DOES NOT FEAR MY NAME
(21:04) Yeager Tavares:	NONE DOES NOT KNOW MY NAME
(21:04) Yeager Tavares:	or is there? ._.
(21:04) Yeager Tavares:	REGARDLESS!
(21:04) ashley:	are you the supposed You-Know-Who...?
(21:04) Yeager Tavares:	THE GREAT YEAGER TAVARES IS A FORCE TO BE RECKONED WITH!
(21:05) ashley:	He Shall Not Be Named, indeedyy
(21:05) Yeager Tavares:	I know who?
(21:05) Yeager Tavares:	HE SHALL NOT BE NAMED?
(21:05) Yeager Tavares:	WHAT NONSENSE
(21:05) ashley:	i believe you do know who
(21:05) ashley:	oh
(21:05) Yeager Tavares:	THERE ARE NO UNKNOWNS IN THE FACE OF YEAGER TAVARES
(21:05) ashley:	He Who Shall Not Be Named
(21:05) ashley:	there's always a first
(21:05) Yeager Tavares:	THAT DUMBASS WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED MUST BE SOME USELESS CHAP!
(21:05) Yeager Tavares:	I BET HE HAS NO NOSE!
(21:06) ashley:	or hair, for that matter
(21:06) ashley:	sighh
(21:06) Yeager Tavares:	So I was right.
(21:06) ashley:	such uncreative parents the poor thing must've had
(21:06) Yeager Tavares:	It seems I've gained another mighty weapon in my arsenal.
(21:06) Yeager Tavares:	CLAIRVORYANCE!
(21:06) Yeager Tavares:	I can now see through the lies...
(21:06) Yeager Tavares:	see through the truth too...
(21:06) Yeager Tavares:	see through anything....
(21:07) Yeager Tavares:	hmmmm
(21:07) Yeager Tavares:	EH!?!?! KOKWENG DIDN'T WEAR HIS UNDERWEAR!
(21:07) ashley:	that sounds a tad wrong...
(21:07) Yeager Tavares:	AHHHHHHHHH
(21:07) ashley:	hahahhaha
(21:07) ashley:	sighh
(21:07) Yeager Tavares:	THIS IS BAD
(21:07) Yeager Tavares:	I WITHDRAW MY CLAIM
(21:07) ashley:	sucha shallow brain you have
(21:07) Yeager Tavares:	I can't see through anything!
(21:08) Yeager Tavares:	I AM dhJKLDHAJLHDjahjkhjkhe
(21:08) ashley:	to not know one of the great things of the universe
(21:08) Yeager Tavares:	Oh crapasfa
(21:08) Yeager Tavares:	I forgot ashdkasjdha
(21:08) Yeager Tavares:	how to spellaDSwas
(21:08) ashley:	omgoshness
(21:08) Yeager Tavares:	i can't see,..fasas.
(21:08) Yeager Tavares:	the keydas.das.d
(21:08) Yeager Tavares:	boarda.d.a
(21:08) Yeager Tavares:	propersdkly....
(21:08) Yeager Tavares:	this,.fc,a
(21:08) Yeager Tavares:	ismtlejm
(21:08) Yeager Tavares:	bad.sf..hnrs
(21:08) Yeager Tavares:	I CAN SEE!
(21:08) Yeager Tavares:	I HAVE EYES OF AN EAGLE!
(21:08) ashley:	i feel your torture
(21:08) Yeager Tavares:	OF AN YEAGER!
(21:09) Yeager Tavares:	no you don't
(21:09) Yeager Tavares:	this sorrow...
(21:09) ashley:	a great yeager..
(21:09) Yeager Tavares:	nobody will ever understand me
(21:09) Yeager Tavares:	VERY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo
(21:09) Yeager Tavares:	TWIN WATERFALLS OF TEARS
(21:09) ashley:	risen from teh ashes of what used to be the once majestic Dodobird
(21:09) Yeager Tavares:	THIS DESPAIR.....
(21:09) ashley:	hahahhahaha
(21:09) Yeager Tavares:	THIS SORROW!!!!
(21:09) ashley:	that picture
(21:09) ashley:	so gay
(21:09) Yeager Tavares:	I HAVE PLUMMETED INTO THE DEEPEST OF ABYSSES
(21:09) Yeager Tavares:	NEVER SEEING LIGHT......
(21:09) Yeager Tavares:	.....
(21:10) Yeager Tavares:	a tear can't help
(21:10) Yeager Tavares:	but drip down my not-so-smooth face...
(21:10) Yeager Tavares:	time to use my moisturiser and toner once more.
(21:10) ashley:	it in fact, dehydrating to cry.
(21:10) ashley:	expecially in such a place where you claim to not see light
(21:10) ashley:	you've got time to tone and moisturise but not to find a way to the LIGHT??!
(21:11) Yeager Tavares:	sadly.
(21:11) Yeager Tavares:	you speak the truth.
(21:11) Yeager Tavares:	but...
(21:11) Yeager Tavares:	i will not stay quiet for long.
(21:11) Yeager Tavares:	i have decidedl
(21:11) Yeager Tavares:	made up my mind.
(21:11) Yeager Tavares:	despair is not in my dictionary
(21:11) Yeager Tavares:	sorrow is though.
(21:11) Yeager Tavares:	*tear*
(21:11) Yeager Tavares:	BUT NO!
(21:11) Yeager Tavares:	A MAN HAS NO FEARS
(21:12) Yeager Tavares:	I WILL VENTURE OUT OF THIS DARKNESS!
(21:12) Yeager Tavares:	deprived of light? I'LL CARVE OUT LIGHT!
(21:12) Yeager Tavares:	deprived of water? I'LL PEE TO MAKE WATER!
(21:12) Yeager Tavares:	deprived of food? I'll.......
(21:12) ashley:	start eating your mighty toenails?
(21:12) ashley:	i is brilliant, i is
(21:13) Yeager Tavares:	not quite
(21:13) Yeager Tavares:	you don't reply fast enough
(21:13) Yeager Tavares:	!
(21:13) Yeager Tavares:	IMPROVEMENT, YOU MUST MAKE, YOUNG ONE!
(21:14) ashley:	goshh.. so brilliancy lies in the speed of which one replies to online instant messages?
(21:14) ashley:	such tortuee my fingers go through
(21:14) ashley:	torture
(21:14) ashley:	cramps
(21:15) Yeager Tavares:	persevere, young one.
(21:15) Yeager Tavares:	the path to success is long, and tiring....
(21:15) Yeager Tavares:	you must withstand many hardships, many gruesome tasks.
(21:15) ashley:	winding too, i bet
(21:15) Yeager Tavares:	if you want to make your way to the top.
(21:15) Yeager Tavares:	winding?
(21:15) ashley:	wise words you utter
(21:16) Yeager Tavares:	it's more like a spiral staircase!
(21:16) Yeager Tavares:	you'll get dizzy if you go too fast.
(21:16) ashley:	wow it must be a very pretty staricase then
(21:16) Yeager Tavares:	move at your own pace...
(21:16) ashley:	breathing deeply
(21:16) Yeager Tavares:	drink lots of water
(21:18) Yeager Tavares:	=.=
(21:18) Yeager Tavares:	ran out of steam?
(21:18) Yeager Tavares:	oh well
(21:18) Yeager Tavares:	i'll publish this in ma blog
(21:18) ashley:	forgive me if i'm wrong
(21:18) ashley:	but you do seem to have plenty free time, mate!
(21:18) ashley:	hahaha
(21:18) Yeager Tavares:	it's too late
(21:18) Yeager Tavares:	what's done is done!
(21:18) ashley:	sighh
(21:19) Yeager Tavares:	geez
(21:19) Yeager Tavares:	stupid google not working
(21:19) ashley:	a lesson learned in life
(21:19) ashley:	haha
(21:19) ashley:	karma, old one
(21:19) ashley:	wait.. karma for what
(21:19) Yeager Tavares:	a question for yourself.
(21:19) ashley:	you should know better than anyone else then
(21:19) ashley:	hahaha
(21:19) Yeager Tavares:	A FATTY IS FAT BECAUSE HE EATS!
(21:20) ashley:	lindsay lohan is skinny because she throws up her food!
(21:20) Yeager Tavares:	no
(21:20) Yeager Tavares:	she's skinny
(21:20) Yeager Tavares:	BECAUSE SHE'S FAT
(21:20) ashley:	goshh we shall seek the truth from the great Kokinna himself
(21:21) ashley:	aka lohan
(21:21) Yeager Tavares:	n e way i am gonna play games ==" see u...
(21:21) ashley:	aka heluuu
(21:21) ashley:	haha okay
(21:21) ashley:	taa
(21:21) Yeager Tavares:	taaa

Pangkor

Just came back from Caspian. Quite a good movie.



Tomorrow, camp starts.

Not exactly thrilled.

Let's hope I'm wrong.





Oh and exam's over. Yay.

More.

Here I lay, dejected.


Hahaha. I'm not quite sure what I'm doing here.


It's just a rant probably. All these "inner turmoil" surrounding me.

I shouldn't really be thinking of such things, especially when I have better things to do.... *exams.*



It just seems that.... All my life I've been playing second fiddle in everything, or more like, things I bear interest in.


Never good enough.

Never outstanding.

Just average in everything.


And it doesn't help that I'm as lazy as a student can get.



Mmmmh, liqi this is a bad time for your self esteem to drop here. Brush those thoughts away!


Yeah, I'll try.


Regrettably, some nasty thoughts have been building up in my mind. I am getting too cautious and sensitive for my own good sometimes. This is badddddd..... *slaps wrist*

I guess it's not good to be thinking this much, since I usually tell my friends not to be too paranoid about things like this when they're down.

Hmmmm.

Shall reflect a little in my dreams.

Live life.

Two all-beef sauce....

"Two all beef sauce, special seed. *laugh laugh* lettuce cheeblablablabla! *laugh laugh*"


Lee Shing Yi the Great.




















I think you took 10 seconds. =="

Pangkor Camp: Prelude

Hmmm, briefing today.

Not fun.

I didn't get to group together with people I'd like to.

I'm not the least bit excited by my group.

Not happy about how I'm sort of "islanded" from my other friends.

Just jealous/envious I supposed.


But I guess I'll have to face it.

I can't always have it my way.

There are bound to be times where I'll have to part with my loved ones/things.

There'll be times where I won't get to be together with people I want to be with.

Be it past, present, future. It has/is/will happen/ed.


Might as well get used to it.

Business is business, I was made leader, and I will try to lead the team well... Huahuahua.

Looking forward to work together with new people, despite not really enjoying their company.