A guy got lost in forest and is unable to locate the exit leading to his home. Feeling very tired and hungry, he said to him self he will not survive in the forest,but alas he found a house in the forest that could be his last hope to survive & so he went directlly in the front of the door and begged that he be given some food & drinks. Then an old man went out and help him. They went inside old man`s house and gave him an excellent meal. During the dinner, they conversed.
Guy: Thank you for your kindness. even though we are not familiar to each other you still showed compassion to me.
Old Guy: Tis nothing my friend. I can also set you up for the evening and tomorrow you can continue with whatever you were doing here in the 1st place.
Guy: Thank you kind sir!
Old Guy: HOWEVER! IF YOU DARE SO MUCH AS TOUCH MY DAUGHTER, I WILL GIVE YOU THE 3 WORST TORTURE EVER!!!!
The guy just said ok and continued eating, thinking that the daughter would be as old as his host but ALAS! the daughter came down from her room and is very beautiful, innocent in look and yet voluptuous in form (yummy!) The guy cannot stop glancing at her and from his "manly instinct" he could say that the girl likes him as well. Remembering the old man's advice, he proceeded to his room and tried to sleep.
Then at midnight, he still could not resist teh temptation, so he sneaked out of his room and went to the daughter's room for a night of passion. He was very careful in keeping everything quiet and he went back to his room to avoid suspicion.
The next morning, he woke up to find a huge rock on top of his chest with a note, " TORTURE #1, HUGE ROCK ON TOP OF PERVERT'S CHEST"
The guy laughed and said, " This is pretty lame! If this is his so-called torture, then I have nothing to worry about then!". HE lifted the heavy rock with both hands and threw it out of the window. Then he noticed that there was another note attached to the rock, " TORTURE #2, BIG ROCK OVER tHE PER VERTS CHEST IS TIED TO PERVERT'S RIGHT TESTICLE". He panicked and looked down to check on the rock falling down at an alarming speed. Thinking that a few broken bones is way better that castration, he jumped out of the window to follow the rock. Then to his surprise, he saw a huge note wriiten on the ground.
" TORTURE #3, LEFT TESTICLE OF PERVERT TIED TO BEDPOST"