Aaron Ramsey,

Get well soon.

Victoria Concordia Crescit.

HAPPY PICTURES!

And this is sempena the tiger year lol.

For all the ambitious cats:

Down, down in an earlier round.

Dear Autumn: For the best part of my life, all the girls I've liked have never liked me. Maybe you'll be the first!

Here's an 'I love you' in advance.

Lo and Behold.

'My life sucks wei.'

'LiQi, Why?'

'What?

'Why you emo?'

'I'm talking about the game la!'

'OHHH!'

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'Seriously wei, my life sucks.'

'Huh?'

'See, I'm dying liau.'

'OH CHEH I THOUGHT WHY YOU EMO!'

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Brilliant friends! So caring!

Yet, they let me sleep on a chair. -.-

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Heh I think I jinxed myself.

English Lesson 101.

When I was younger, I had two really close friends. They were Ken and Kent.

I owe those two a huge favour. If it weren't for them, I wouldn't have learnt two really important words. Two words that would be used daily, almost in every other sentence we speak or write.

When I was younger, my English was terrible and I could hardly speak a whole sentence without going wrong. However, they saved me.

Ken was a really helpful boy. He would volunteer to help whenever a situation arises. He would do it, not matter what!

Kent, on the other hand, was not really helpful. He would be reluctant, if ever willing to help, no matter the circumstances.

After years of mingling with them. I have learnt to match those two important words to their personalities, and it helped. And now my English is relatively fluent.

Those two words...

Were 'Can' and 'Can't'!

HEY CAN YOU HELP ME GET THAT BOOK ON THE SHELF?

(Remembers Ken.)

KEN!

HEY CAN YOU HELP ME GO TO THE OTHER END OF THE STREET TO FIND MY UNCLE'S GRANDDAUGHTER'S BOYFRIENDS' MOTHER?

(Remembers Kent.)
KENT!

Yeahp.

Ken = Can

Kent = Can't

Hahaha, I will not lie.

Being mischievous and playful is a trait that I really like.

FIGHT FOR YOUR JUSTICE.

Has anyone ever told you, 'You looked nice for the 2 seconds.' before?

Well, it seems like...

I have the uncanny ability to look good for two seconds!

Yes, you read that right. I do have that ability. 

Yep, look good. Yes, for two(2) seconds.

.............

-.-

According to some of the testaments sent in by my so called friends. That's because I cannot-

a) last 2 seconds without pulling a stupid face.

b) last 2 seconds without saying something stupid.

c) last 2 seconds without doing something dumb. (e.g. jump around and poking other people.)

THAT'S A LIE ISN'T IT? 

I MEAN, HOW CAN JUMPING AROUND BE A DUMB THING? POKING PEOPLE MIGHT POSSIBLY BE WRONG, BUT IT CANNOT BE DUMB!

AND I AM NOT DUMB! I DON'T HAVE A STUPID FACE EITHER (because I'm always cool, duh.) AND DOES SOMEONE AS INTELLIGENT AND WISE AS ME LOOK LIKE I WILL SAY SOMETHING STUPID?

IT'S ALL LIES! ZERO TRUTH IN IT! IF IT WAS A PHYSICS EXPERIMENT, THE TRUTH VALUE OF THIS IS PROBABLY 100±100. THAT'S RIGHT. THE UNCERTAINTY PERCENTAGE IS 100%!

RISEEE MY TRUE FRIENDS!!!! FIGHT THIS SACRILEGIOUS BLASPHEMY WITH ME!

WE WILL UNITE AND BATTLE AGAINST THOSE EVIL LIARS!

Right, my friends? :D

....

Right.......?

.....

._.

The Price of Freedom.

I like this picture.

You know why?

I HAD VERY LITTLE PIMPLES BACK THEN! :(

I Didn't.

Ashlet: Hey, tomorrow afternoon want go dinner? :D

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We watched about 20 minutes of Twilight in class yesterday.

My class is full of Twilight fans. We especially adore Edward Cullen. (less than three)

Miss Jess: Okay, so Bella meets this guy, Edward who is actually a vampire, in lab period. 

Me: Yes teacher, I remember his face oh so vividly. Although he supposedly was nauseous, he was constipating!

Edward: ... Need... To... Poop....

*laughter*

Someone: YA NOT ENOUGH FIBRE INTAKE!

*laughter*

Miss Jess: *laughs* Yes I agree with you! He looks like he is constipating!

... Well some don't. But we think he's really hot. Like seriously. Hot like fire.

(The first scene where Edward appears, walking in after the rest of the Cullens and Hales.)

Huajie: AHHHHHHHHH!!! I MIGHT DIEEEE!

(The scene where Edward stops the truck with his bare hands.)

Me: MY HEROOOOOO!

Miss Jess hates Bella, probably.

(First scene of the show, camera faces Bella.)

Ye Young: Wah, so hot!

...

Miss Jess: Oh... My... God...

Class: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHA!

And here's our mini-interview with Miss Jess regarding Twilight.

Huajie: Teacher, are you a fan?

Miss Jess: Mmmm, Yes I am!

Huajie: Who introduced the book to you?

Miss Jess: Erm... My 8 year old niece!

Me: Wah so young. Teacher even your niece more canggih.

Miss Jess: Yes, she was asking me to buy it for her as a birthday present. So I bought it, and I read it!

Huajie: Wah teacher, that's not good. You gave a second hand present!

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Me: Teacher, do you prefer Edward or Jacob?

Miss Jess: Mmmm, for the character, Edward. For the actor, Jacob.

Huajie: Oooooh, so teacher you like the book or the movie more.

Miss Jess: The book. The movie sucks.

!

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Huajie: So teacher, what made you hate the movie?

Miss Jess: I guess it's the imperfection of Edward. When I saw the movie I was like, 'No, that's not Edward. Edward's not like that.' Edward is supposed to be like this.. Perfect, perfect guy!

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Yes my teacher is a Twilight fan girl! xD

That.

'No, I'm feeding mangoes to my guitar. -.-'

'Omgosh, King Neptune visited today, then I met Britney Spears in the toilet!'

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Today when I came out from my room after taking a bath, I was wearing my Arsenal jersey.

As I stepped out, one of my mother's students stared intensely at me, and I returned the favour. We stared down for about 10 seconds during which lightning hit and thunder sounded. It was going to rain. The ultimate showdown was about to begin... But that was before I decided I should take my leave and I just made a stupid face and headed off.

He was donning a United jersey.

I ownz.

... and the other 10 students were staring at me weirdly. 

I knew. From the beginning.

A man who would not get angry, mad or saddened when he loses.

A man who would not boast, gloat or tease when he triumphs.

A companion that is never for a moment dull and always full of fun.

A human being that is compassionate and caring.

A person who is forgiving and unjudgemental.

A lifeform that is thankful in every circumstance.

That's the person I want to be.

Seems like I have a long way to go.

The person I want to be and the person I want.

They'd make a pretty good couple. Heh.

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You make me smile!

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Trivia:

Did you know, that if you add 'when I'm compared to you.' behind any compliment that starts with 'You make me', it becomes an insult?