Thursday, February 14, 2008

Random Musings.

[05:28:56 PM] ßøôn MinG x -: im winston
[05:28:58 PM] ßøôn MinG x -: trust nme
[05:28:59 PM] ßøôn MinG x -: me*
[05:29:04 PM] `s h i n g. !: okay i dont liau
[05:29:05 PM] `s h i n g. !: lol
[05:29:14 PM] .iQiL : wtheck?: i'm boon ming
[05:29:16 PM] .iQiL : wtheck?: trust me
[05:29:36 PM] `s h i n g. !: oh u shutup
[05:29:39 PM] `s h i n g. !: i osocan lah
[05:29:45 PM] `s h i n g. !: i liqi. trust me ^.^


Classic loolll.


Shing Yi used to be my teacherrrr~

[05:57:33 PM] `s h i n g. !: learn to talk more
[05:57:37 PM] `s h i n g. !: lesson 1 :
[05:57:50 PM] `s h i n g. !: say hi to km whenever yu see her!!
[05:57:53 PM] .iQiL : wtheck?: hi
[05:57:53 PM] `s h i n g. !: ^^
[05:57:53 PM] .iQiL : wtheck?: hi
[05:57:54 PM] .iQiL : wtheck?: hi
[05:57:54 PM] .iQiL : wtheck?: hi
[05:57:55 PM] .iQiL : wtheck?: hi
[05:57:55 PM] .iQiL : wtheck?: hi
[05:57:56 PM] .iQiL : wtheck?: hi
[05:57:56 PM] .iQiL : wtheck?: hi
[05:57:57 PM] .iQiL : wtheck?: hoi
[05:57:58 PM] ßøôn MinG x -: -.-?
[05:57:58 PM] .iQiL : wtheck?: hi
[05:58:05 PM] ßøôn MinG x -: u making him becoming more retard :P


[06:11:28 PM] ßøôn MinG x -: got liqi :P
[06:11:30 PM] ßøôn MinG x -: jungkiang:P
[06:11:35 PM] ßøôn MinG x -: kokweng =.=

Judging from his facial expressions...
Conclusion: liqi/jungkiang > kokweng. O_o


[06:15:09 PM] ßøôn MinG x -: sy,pls be a guy T_T

Boon's desperate pledge. ._.


[02:39:56 PM] .iQiL : wtheck?: oh noes = oh no
[02:40:01 PM] .iQiL : wtheck?: but noes = knows also
[02:40:04 PM] .iQiL : wtheck?: means "oh" knows
[02:40:15 PM] .iQiL : wtheck?: so must ask "oh" cuz he/she knows


[12:09:42 PM] CarYi: WHY ARE GUYS SO DUMB
[12:09:42 PM] .iQiL : wtheck?: ><
[12:09:45 PM] .iQiL : wtheck?: eeeyerr
[12:10:11 PM] .iQiL : wtheck?: shing yi is the dumbest dumb dumb on the dumb dumb land in this dumb dumb world where there are many other dumb dumbs but shing yi is still the dumbest dumb dumb.
[12:10:25 PM] CarYi: nope
[12:10:30 PM] CarYi: your the dumbest dumb dumb
[12:10:33 PM] .iQiL : wtheck?: caryi is the dumb dumb who teaches liqi the super dumb dumb kungfu
[12:10:35 PM] CarYi: of the dumbd

all-knowing, all-having, all-caring. CARYI!


[09:59:23 PM] Coffee < Tea: y koks look like gay de.
[09:59:31 PM] Coffee < Tea: when don shue do he looks funny
[09:59:36 PM] Coffee < Tea: when he do he looks gay =.=
[10:00:10 PM] .iQiL : wtheck?: do what
[10:00:27 PM] Coffee < Tea: what u mean do what?
[10:00:45 PM] .iQiL : wtheck?: wht koks do
[10:00:54 PM] Coffee < Tea: ur pic la gay
[10:01:00 PM] Coffee < Tea: he close eyes
[10:01:03 PM] .iQiL : wtheck?: he's not in my pic =='
[10:01:12 PM] Coffee < Tea: hes not?
[10:01:19 PM] Coffee < Tea: rofl
[10:01:20 PM] .iQiL : wtheck?: don shue lai de la, the one down there
[10:01:21 PM] .iQiL : wtheck?: =='
[10:01:26 PM] Coffee < Tea: ROFL
[10:01:28 PM] Coffee < Tea: ROFLLLL
[10:01:31 PM] Coffee < Tea: I CANT TELL SIA
[10:01:33 PM] .iQiL : wtheck?: =='
[10:01:43 PM] Coffee < Tea: i still cant tel..=.=
[10:01:52 PM] .iQiL : wtheck?: lar meh
[10:01:56 PM] Coffee < Tea: he look damn like kokweng lerh
[10:02:08 PM] Coffee < Tea: from this angle


















Oh my.

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Videos after Church







Retarded bunch. OMGWTFBBQ?




We were hitting air so much it's retarded.



The best reason why you should come to church. Need more?



As you can see, it's a potential chance for a career breakthrough.



Oranges have never been more useful? Not convinced?



That should do it.

Lies.

DISCLAIMER: This is an opinionated post.


Are you a Lingam, or are you a Soi Lek?

I mean, are you a liar, who'd go to any length to deny accusations despite all evidences handed right in his face.

Or are you someone who'd admit to accusations if they were true, own up and apologize?


The difference between them is whether they lie or not.

I confess, I lie alot. Don't you? But It's usually not over a big matter.



Sometimes I lie so naturally, easily and convincingly it scares me.

"Why is it so easy to tell a lie and so hard to tell the truth when it matters?"

I really do not know. Perhaps it's just the nature of mankind. It's in our blood to lie.


I recently told my friends jokingly:

"Dude, I think my talent is lying. I can really convince people."

My afterthoughts were... It's true sometimes.

While all these lies are usually no big deal, just to hide some secrets or stuff, sometimes we just lose our credibility and integrity by lying so often like it's nothing wrong.


Manipulating what others think are the "truth" is bad. No matter how far you go to defend it, you know deep down it's wrong to misuse one's trust.


Some of the white lies I told recently include....


Caryi: You ponteng school today arh!?!?!
LiQi: Nola, I just got back this morning.

[Improvised version]

LiQi: Why you never go school today?
HuaJie: Hahahhaa lazy la..... You went?
LiQi: Of course. Today damn alot homework. It sucks.
HuaJie: No house practice?
LiQi: Ya this whole week no house practice, next week got. And Wednesday no more practice.
HuaJie: Why?
LiQi: Cuz pengetua la. She say ITU ORANG LAH.
HuaJie: What?
LiQi: I duno la, she say because of some person, she don't want on that day liau.
HuaJie: She damn random right? Only green house?
LiQi: Ya only green house, red house still have both days. I suspect she had a fall out with Siva. Doesn't matter la. Next week our turn to have two practices. Alternating.
HuaJie: I see...

Heck, sometimes I even conspire with others to lie.

LiQi: Jou, why you ponteng today? It was alot of fun.
Jou: You went school meh?
LiQi: I did.
Jou: You liar!
LiQi: I really did, ask Yanyun. Yanyun, I went school right?
Yanyun: Yeah, he went.
LiQi: See?


Perhaps this is why we are humans.

Anyway, if you're picking up lying as a "hobby" or something, this is a lie you should try.


"It sounds like me, farts like me, smells like me, has the same toilet as me, but 100% it's not me."


It's the "in-thing" to do now.

Pessimist Emo Kias.

[emo]

Today when I woke up, I found out I was all alone in my bed. I immediately broke down and cried.

Where are you?

Why is there shit in my pants?

Yesterday was a sad day, I really slit my wrists when I tried to attract attention.

It is still bleeding profusely right now. Doctor says it'll take seventeen years to recover fully. Why doctor, why? Why must you drown me in the pool of reality and let me plummet down the depths of despair and sadness.... The void of darkness is beginning to consume me...

This feeling.... You will never understand... This itchiness..... This restlessness...

I need to wash my hair!

People like you won't understand, you don't have to be emo and can wash your hair everyday... Whereas I have to keep my emo image up... Having messy hair and really deep eye bags... Only then can I express my true lifestyle...

This agony is too much... I can't take this pain anymore.. Where's my trusty and not rusty knife?!?!?!

Ah there it is.... *slits wrist*

Ahh....

Wait... WHERE'S MY CAMERA!?!??!?!?!

There it is..

Now, where's my hand?



"B da way u r.. no matter wad i'l owiz b there 4 u when u nid me.. Dats da way im gona love u if i cant get u bak"


[/emo]



Sing some I Feel Pretty plz.

Or maybe for Wong Seng, sing some This Is Why I'm Hot.

It'll help you.

Oh and by the way, learn to spell well, I don't know where you live, but I doubt many people are attracted to people who

Taip Laik Diz, yu mite tink itz so kool but relly it izn't.



To be honest, I don't hold any prejudice against emo people. Why should I?

As long as you're human, there are bound to be times where you're feeling blue. But some people are taking it too far... Hurting yourself?

Are you out of your mind?

I do not know what kind of trauma some of you have met, but that's just irrational.

Mindless.

Think about those that care about you.

!! Akira Shock !!











I put this up yesterday (11/02/2008).

Wah so flattered. First day got 35 people liau! Keep on reading. xD

Right, now it's time to think of something to blog about.


How bout Amy Winehouse sweeped the Grammys? O_o