Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Made of Honour.

Location: 5 Teratai.

Culprits: Li Qi, Jung Kiang, David and Hua Jie.
(Not colour coded because I don't remember who said what.)

(Some parts were edited for greater lol-factor.)

(Studying Biology. Accuracy from the conversations not guaranteed.)

Pancreatic juice comes from the pancreas right?
Huh not liver meh?
IT'S FREAKING PANCREA-TIC JUICE LA!
Oh ya.... Then the liver one is?
That's bile.
But it comes from gall bladder right?
Ya. It's just stored in liver.
Oh okay... Ileum!
Small Intestine.
Duodenum.
Large Intestine.
Rectum!!
EEYEERR RECTUM!!!
Anus!
Anus?
Ya anus.
What if the anus was famous?
What? You mean like Jennifer Lopez's butt?
Hmmm up to you to interpret.
Then it'll be...
Famous la?
Anus? Famous?
FAMOUS ANUS!!!
FAMOUS ANUS BISCUITS!
COME ON LETS GO EAT SOME FAMOUS ANUS BISCUITS!!!

(Classroom shrieks in laughter.)


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Me and huaJie are nice people, we think. But we cannot compare to this little one here:


karMun: Li Qi, I tell you ahhh! This Hua Jie ah, kembang like don't know what you know when I told him something!

liQi: What thing?

karMun: Don't want say, later he kembang kao kao again.

(huaJie points at karMun and does the twirl-finger-beside-cheek-while-wincing-gesture.)

liQi: Hahaha what was it!?

karMun: Nola, I just told him that some people said he was nice.

(karMun turns to face huaJie.)

karMun: SEEEE KEMBANG AGAIN!

huaJie: EH!! WHAT DID I DO?!

karMun: THIS KIND OF PEOPLE AHHHHH! CAN'T BELIEVE PEOPLE SAY YOU ARE NICE!

liQi: But he is nice what?

(huaJie grins and stares at karMun.)

karMun: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON MYYYYYY SIDEEE!

liQi: You want be friends with not-nice people meh?

karMun: HMMPH! But I'm nicer right?

liQi: Yes you are, karMun.

(karMun pumps her fist and grins widely.)

huaJie: WALAO YOU GOT SEE HER REACTION OR NOT!?!?! SHE WAS LIKE "YESSSSSS! I DID IT!!!"

liQi: HAHAHA YA LIKE SHE IS SOME WORLD CHAMPION LIKE THAT! "LOOOOK, I AM THE WORLD CHAMPION OF NICEE!"

(liQi lifts up imaginary title belt.)

huaJie: LOL AT THE CHAMPIONSHIP BELT WEI!

karMun: SUCH FRIENDS I GOT!!!!!

...

But karMun is too nice. Me and Huajie are nice, but absolutely cannot compare. It's like comparing pubic hair to hair. They are both hair, but not really the same.


For example:

karMun: Nicole, I'm nice... Right?!?!?!
(Nicole nods.)
karMun: SEEE!!?
karMun: Goh Tze, I'm nice... Right!??!?
(Tze Lim nods.)
karMun: SEEEEE!?!?!?!
liQi: Yes, we know, world champion.

(Huajie does pumping balloon gesture in the background.)

huaJie: POOoOOoOF! Walao, kembang until pao liau.
karMun: UGGHHHHH!!!!


See...? So nice.

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... I think I have a thing for girls with big eyes.

2 comments:

KarMunn said...

omgg weii. embarrassing moments!!

i aaaam nice. :)
whats with the comparism with pubic hair and hair. -___-

Jenn Chew said...

HAHAHAHA.

Pubic hair and hair ? I wonder who is who!