Unchronological Thoughts.

THESE days, people have a 'thing'. Forever. Perpetual. Peripheral. Perennial. Eternal. Unceasing.

There's always a 'thing' going on.


You wave/smile at a girl. You have a thing with her.

You walk in a parallel line with a girl for more than 10 seconds. You have a thing with her.

You walk a girl who was walking alone home. You have a thing with her.

You talk with a girl one to one. You have a thing with her.

You share a joke with a girl and have a laugh. You have a thing with her.

You help a girl carry something heavy. You have a thing with her.

You lend the girl your stuff. You have a thing with her.

The girl lends you her stuff. You have a thing with her.

You compliment a girl's looks. You have a thing with her.

You compliment anything at all about a girl. You have a thing with her.

Well you know what? Maybe there is a thing.

It's called "Companionship".

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So Jun Yen, Jou Ee, Jin Wai, Liesa and Natalie were bickering about my resting place (hmmm sounds so morbid...) and chattering about past 'loves' and 'crushes'. While not intentionally eavesdropping, I do have a pretty good sense of hearing and had quite a good reception to pick up the words.

Consensus: I am really crap with girls.

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Nowadays, everything is either "like gay", "like shit" or "like God".

Weather is unbearably hot?
"WALAO WEI THE WEATHER HOT LIKE SHIT WEI!"

Fabregas passes the ball extremely well?
"WALAO WEI, GOT SEE HIS PASSING OR NOT? LIKE GOD WEI!"

Yun Wei doesn't play the striker role very well?
"DID YOU SEE HOW HE PLAY AH? HE PLAY LIKE GAY LA!"

Weather is chillingly cold?
"WAAAAHHH TODAY'S RAIN AH! MAKE THE WEATHER COLD LIKE SHIT WEI!"
(Which begs the question how the weather can be both hot like shit and cold like shit. So is shit hot or cold?)

Han Yao gets 100 marks for mod math?
"WHAT THE? YOUR MATH LIKE GOD WEI! ARE YOU THE LEGENDARY MOD MATH GOD THAT HIDES IN BUSHES AND JUMPS OUT OF NOWHERE TO SAY "WASABI!"?!?"

Jung Kiang doesn't perform up to par during football?
"WEI, WHAT HAPPEN TO YOU WEI, WHY YOU PLAY LIKE GAY TODAY?!"
LiQi: Oh, he's just playing like himself then.

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I've probably never been this enchanted by any character that I've come across before!

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I've always had an opinion that supernatural stories only occur in supernatural circumstances, and these circumstances are extremely few and far between. More often than not, they're only read/seen in fiction. Just why can't we replicate it in reality, I beg to ponder.

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Sya sent me sprawling to the floor in our Angry Face Duel today. (WHAT KIND OF ANGRY FACE IS THAT WEI! -___-)

I was quite proud of my record, having never lost a Face Duel before today. But that record is now shattered! :(

Oh wait, that's because my most common opponent is Ashley. :\

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Right, and I have been christened 87 Degrees.

Why?

In math, a straight line cutting another line at 90 Degrees is called a normal. As seeing as I'm not quite normal... Go figure!

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Someone please shake me out of this apathy... There's only 6 weeks plus left... :|

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Deadpan! Deadpan!! Deadpan!!!

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Food is great.