Saturday, August 2, 2008

Love Triangle.




















Sam: LiQi, I have a confession to make. I am gay. Can you help me please. I have waited for far too long! Please help me gain my true love!!!




















Sam: SO COOL!!! LOOK AT HIS TAI LOU POSE! I'm gonna faint. AHhhhhHHhhHh~!




















Sam: Please help me... I'm just hanging on a rope now.... :'(

liQi: Err, Okay, I don't usually help gays, but alright. Who's your target?
















Sam: CHOONG HERN!!!!
















Heru: YES?

Waiwai: OOoh A camera!

Koks: ???
















liQi: I see.... Here's the plan...















(Wah, we finally get to spend some quality time together. Yay! ^^\/)

liQi: There's this guy called Lee Ming Hong... He's your rival.

Sam: WHAT!?!?!

liQi: No problem, I'll help you.


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(2 Days later, on a bus)

















Ming Hong: *sigh* If only Choong Hern was here....




















Heru: Hmmm, did he call me? :o Yean.... get off me, I need find someone...

Yean: Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

Heru: It's okay, you can sit on me another day... ;)















Heru: Ahhh........... Dream come true......... *drool*

Ming Hong: Finally together....

Sam (background): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooOOOOoOOoOOoo!!!

liQi *shouts* : WALAO HERU AND MH DAMN GAY!!!!!

Heru: *wakes up* Hmmm Hi darling, huh what? NO I'M NOT GAY!
















liQi: Ya, like we'll believe you.

Jou: I saw you doing this!!!

Dong: (This is too funny)...




















Heru: NO SUCH THING! NOT MINGHONG! *looks around* *sees Sam standing in the middle of nowhere*

Heru: NOW THIS IS MORE LIKE IT!

SAM: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!

Friday, August 1, 2008

Time, a one way traffic.

Time only moves in one direction. It's improbable, impossible, and unfathomable to think otherwise.

Clocks can be unwind, but time itself can not. After all, a clock is just an instrument to measure time, as much as it has become the embodiment of time itself.

With that said, there's a few things I want to say...

"Was" does not mean "Is"; similarly, "Is" does not mean "Will be".

Never had, never will.

What I'm trying to say is: Through the trials of time, things change. Be it people, objects. Inanimate or not, they change.

Ancient monuments crumble after thousands of years, humans age and grow old as time goes on.

This is the concept of Change.

Things are guaranteed to change, as I said. It's just a matter of how much, how drastic, when?

Could be now, could be later, could be sooner.

Nevertheless there'll be a change, be it by picometres or nanoseconds, they will.


The sky today may just be pale blue, signaling a bad day, a moody day, a rainy day - whatever.

However, it will change.

Few days later, who knows? It might be the brightest day ever, with rays of light shimmering over the horizon, bringing hope to people around the globe.

Bad things don't stay forever.

It is utterly pointless, useless and stupid to dwell in the past for far too long, moreover painful incidents.

It's good, if not wonderful to reminisce once in a while, but if you consistently just wish that you could turn back the pendulum, chasing your past, all you are doing is letting go of opportunities that are ahead of you.

So the old days were good, but who said the future wouldn't be better?

Take your chances.

Grab it with both hands.

Never. Look. Back.

And perhaps, you will turn out happier after all.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Zack and Cecil.

Wow I really suck when it comes to understanding girls. Shocking discovery. =="


I am starting to think I have split personality. BAD.

Lazy talk, since when I was...








I was...






























Might update again. Might not. Babai...

Friday, July 18, 2008

Sei hensem.

hensemwannabe: You know what? I've made a shocking discovery...
Me: What?
hensemwannabe: As you know, lychee is a fruit.
Me: Yeah...
hensemwannabe: And fruits are born from OVARIES!
Me: Errr...
hensemwannabe: Since Fruits = Ovary and Fruit = {Lychee}, Lychee = Ovary! PLUS, Lychee = Li Qi, THUSSSS...


YOU'RE A GIRL!!!! NYAHAHAHAHHAHA.

Me: ...........

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Redemption

Birthed from womb of Dragon's maw
And borne unto the stars
By light and darkness cast aloft
Are dreamtide oaths resworn
Moon is swathed in ever-light
Never again to know eclipse
Earth, with hallowed bounty reconciled

Yet fleeting is the reverie
When moon from shadow has egressed
Guided forth anew by light made manifest

Two bound by ties of blood
By Time and Fate then wrest apart
Unto lunar light and Gaian breast

Sins I have wrought
Blood I have spilled
This battle
For me and me alone
Against the darkness I have abandoned
Will this redemption elude me?

Years I have served
Fought blindly
Not knowing when and how to stop
Just blindly
Blindly obeying
Just a coward
Obeying when I ought not to

Strings of Fate
Friendship and rivalry
Bonds and relationships
Simple to weave but hard to severe
This heart of mine had me thinking
Was I doing the right thing?

Years of our past
Cherished moments and treasured times
Those that we shared trotting around
Carefree and gay
We were just children

Yet the day is upon us
Here we are once again
Face to face
Not as friends no more
But enemies who can't live with one another

O' Eden, why have such fate befell us?
Every swing of my blade
Every skip of my heartbeat
It pains me inside
It pains me!
Why must we, sworn brothers hurt each other?

Enveloped by impenetrable darkness
That was I
Who I was
But no longer!

Moving on with newfound Hope
Tightly-knitted bonds
A bloody past
What I am today
I am because of you

Stars, I reach for you!
Your pure and silent light
Glowing with grace in the peaceful night
Reminding me of how this place once was
A love-filled haven

Reminiscent of what we sworn to prevent
A war has broke out
Oh the irony!
The perpetrators were us!
The same two knights who swore
to protect this kingdom

As we embark on our Final Fantasy
One can only wonder
Whatever has happened to the
Theme of Love...


-Edward the Bard

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I wrote about 3/4 of it. =="

As some can tell, the first part has English so deep I had to keep my dictionary nearby. So it can't be me.

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