Guy Stuff

The whole thing was copied from my friend, Siu Hau, who in turn copied it from somewhere else. Quite agreeable.

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Some guy stuff :P

Came across this while I was drinking kopi and eating pasta. :)

Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!
(oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with more than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

--"Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

--Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

--Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

--Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

--Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

--Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are
method.

--A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

--Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

--Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.

--Guys get jealous easily.

--Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.

--Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

--Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

--Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.

--Girls are guys' weaknesses.

--Guys are very open about themselves.

--It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.

--Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

--If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

--A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

--Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

--Guys will brag about anything.

--Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.

--Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

--Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.

--Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.

--Try to be as straightforward as possible.

--A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.

--If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

--No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.

--Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

--Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

--If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

--When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

--When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."

--Guys don't really have final decisions.

--If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.

--If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.

--When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.

--Guys like femininity not feebleness.

--Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.

--A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

--Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

--Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.

--Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

--Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

--Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

--A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

--No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.

--Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of us.

--We don't like girls who are too skinny.

--We love it when girls talk about there boobs.

--Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy ...like wheather it's a one time deal or not ....

--Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to..it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unoticable tell them about yours...

--When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually

--Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs..

--Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts...

--Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and he will respect that...after you let him know a couple times.

--When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.

Truth

In this world, there's only few truths. This is one of them.

Campfire

Hi dear readers.

I have brought along great news to all residents of SMKBUD(4).

Sorry, no. It's not that Pn. Zabedah is stepping down or anything.



It's more like. We have organized a great event for you all to enjoy!

Please let it be known to all KRS, Scouts and PBSM members that on the 29th of August, a Friday, there will be a campfire held from 6.30- 10.30 pm.

The venue is obviously our beloved school grounds. Where else but the hallowed school of *insert glorifying adjective*?

There is of course, a limit compounded on how many people can join. So move quick, and pounce!

The price is RM20. I know it's slightly hefty. HOWEVER, we will ensure 100% enjoyment. We will do our best, to say the least.

Please spread the word. And if you're interested and fit the criteria fine, send your names to

karMun - 0122495220
Shingu - 0122618310
Nicolala - 0123750723


Nope, sorry. You're not getting my number. :'(

Always - Bon Jovi

Beautiful song. Wanted to share it with you all.

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This romeo is bleeding
But you cant see his blood
Its nothing but some feelings
That this old dog kicked up

Its been raining since you left me
Now Im drowning in the flood
You see Ive always been a fighter
But without you I give up

Now I cant sing a love song
Like the way its meant to be
Well, I guess Im not that good anymore
But baby, thats just me

And I will love you, baby - always
And Ill be there forever and a day - always
Ill be there till the stars dont shine
Till the heavens burst and
The words dont rhyme
And I know when I die, youll be on my mind
And Ill love you - always

Now your pictures that you left behind
Are just memories of a different life
Some that made us laugh, some that made us cry
One that made you have to say goodbye
What Id give to run my fingers through your hair
To touch your lips, to hold you near
When you say your prayers try to understand
Ive made mistakes, Im just a man

When he holds you close, when he pulls you near
When he says the words youve been needing to hear
Ill wish I was him cause those words are mine
To say to you till the end of time

Yeah, I will love you baby - always
And Ill be there forever and a day - always

If you told me to cry for you
I could
If you told me to die for you
I would
Take a look at my face
Theres no price I wont pay
To say these words to you

Well, there aint no luck
In these loaded dice
But baby if you give me just one more try
We can pack up our old dreams
And our old lives
Well find a place where the sun still shines

And I will love you, baby - always
And Ill be there forever and a day - always
Ill be there till the stars dont shine
Till the heavens burst and
The words dont rhyme
And I know when I die, youll be on my mind
And Ill love you - always

Kawanku.

This is Huajie constipating by the roadside.















This is Jung Kiang drinking 3 (big) glasses of root beer float.
















This is Koks showing his disgust at racism.




















This is.... Erm.... Some random hot guy.















This is ME EATING BIG MAC LALALALA!

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Together, they is kawan-ultima-ku.

Probably because they live in close proximity with me.

We go out together much and talk around much.

Common interests had us blending together easy.

Gaming... Football... Swimming... Girls....

Well maybe except girls. ChuaGayTeow is gay.



Felt kinda bored so I am glorifying them. lalala.

Denyar

Watch out for this phone.














It's denyar!

Whatever that means.

Quote of the Day:

We live in a dangerous world.

Bored after tuition?

Fear not! Your bosan-breaker gurus, waiwai and liqi are here!

First off, I would like to show you a picture as an icebreaker.














As you can see. A rich kokweng is only worth RM 1.70 per piece. Sad. =="



Okay on to the guide.

First, find a road sign.

It should look something like this...















Yes, that should be right. Next, get your sidekick to gasp beside the signboard.















Then join in by looking utterly stunned by its appearance.















That's not enough, my dear friend.















Because there's a mirror around!!!!!

And then...















Count the amount of Kancils you see...















Here's another.















And another...















When you get tired, move closer to the Kancil and take a picture of its reflection.















Rinse and repeat.















Do your "singature pose"...















Have your friend join in...















Then she finds out how gay she looks.
















This is the perfect opportunity to show the "you so gay" look.


The End.

(mainly this post is just for waiwai to pick up her pictures cuz she's been pestering me about it.)

Thumb Car Moon

Ibujari Kereta Bulan!

Sixteen years and a day ago, a girl was born.

Amazingly, she was born with a penchant for hiding.

Many have found difficulty spotting her, for varying reasons.

For me though, it was just because I was tall.



....


Conclusion: She is short.




As a friend, we were rather close, you can say.

Having known each other for almost 8 (eight) years now, she's among my longest lasting friends.

And a treasured one, at that.


Yesterday, the small girl we know turned sixteen.

She had the pleasantest of surprises as she got home and soon found friends flooding into her house.

Truly blessed thou art.

We had a wonderful evening, culminating with a dinner at Pizza Uno, and then "bonding" in McDonalds.

It was a lot of fun.

Thanks for the party, karMun.


Wait.... She didn't organize it.


Lol, oh well.

I know it's kinda late, but Happy Birthday!

Here comes a new challenger!!!!!!!!@!@$*!($!

Hai Gaiz. (Hi guys.)

I iz ganna showz yew a kool gurl! (I am going to show you a cool girl.)









































































Waiwai, she's threatening your throne as Queen of Camwhore. Beware.

Pointless.

I got into an incident that I do not wish nor intend to talk about. I am adamant I made the right choice though.

And please, I'm fine. Don't come to me like I'm some baby. =="

After all, physical pain is only skin deep; My heart and soul is pretty much fully alive.

I am Tailou

Better than The Dark Knight. Trust me.

Here's a brief synopsis:


Faced with the tragedy of having his parents eloping, Ah Keong (David Kuok) enters a state of severe depression. He one day meets Tai Kok (Kok Weng) and is astounded by his name which literally meant Big Cock.

Tai Kok introduces him to his triad gang, led by Tiny (Dong Quan) who uses his appearance to fool others and incapitate them when his opponents are off guard. This impresses Ah Keong and Ah Keong vows to join his triad, The Karaoke Gang.

As Ah Keong was patrolling down the Neway corridor, he is bemused by a loud, unimpressive singing voice coming out of room 34. Thinking it was his chance to stamp his authority on his new ground, he shouted with a grizzly voice: "NOOOOOOOOOB!"

Immediately, he was greeted by the door slamming open and hitting his face. Adjusting his spectacles, Ah Keong was met with nothing. Shocked, he scratched his head before something stomped his feet. He looked down as he yelped for pain, searching for the source. Ah Keong then sees the blazing eyes of Dai Ka Jie (Kar Mun), and is startled.

Dai Ka jie's friends, Yi Ka Jie (Shing Yi) and Edward Cullen (Jou Ee) then steps out of the room, wondering what caused the fuss before introducing themselves.

Ah Keong was laughing hysterically at Jou Ee's gang name and faints spontaneously.

A pair of superimbacrazywtf high pitched voices woke Ah Keong up and he found out that his spectacles broke. Experiencing a slight amnesia, he sometimes calls himself Tony.

The Ka Jies spots him and orders him to clean up the room. He enters Room 34 and sees two drunkards playing scissors-paper-stone non stop.

The manager Yeng Yeng [This means shadow shadow in cantonese] (Joel) sees the open-mouthed Ah Keong and introduces him to Lion (Li Qi) and Puppy (Jung Kiang). In typical triad fashion, this prompts Lion to wager Ah Keong's hair in their tiebreaking scissors-paper-stone game with Puppy.

Puppy retaliates by saying he'll wager Ah Keong's pubic hair. Lion laughs and shouts "THAT'S JUST LIKE YOU, GAY!"

Ah Keong gets afraid and his Tony persona takes over. He proclaims: "HI I'M IRONMAN!" before running out of the room.

He barges into CEO Ngan Zi [Silver kid/money in cantonese] (Zi Chuen) and his two girlfriends Soprano (Jun Yen) and Alto (Soonyi). Tony threatens to utilize his pewpewlaz0rz before fleeing Neway. Screaming "BATMAN YOU SUCK!" on the way out.

The rest were stunned.

To be continued...

Zi's

The parties Zichuen organize have always been glamorous and undoubtedly fun.

This year's birthday party is no different.

Familiar ground and mostly familiar faces.

It's Neway once again. The karaoke more famous for its mirrors than its videos.





















And we sure made good use of it.














Cameras were flashing everywhere as we clowned in front of the huge reflective mirror.

While Neway's karaoke videos certainly fall short, the fun factor is still there.

Entertainment is guaranteed (especially since you have people like me, jung, joel and huaj in the house ==") as we sang out of tune (mostly purposely) and screeched, causing uncomfortable feedbacks and laughters.

From gentle and tender songs like Everything by Michael Buble to funky and eccentric songs like Just Lose it by Eminem, we sang it all for a full 4 hours.
















Yeah we sang in front of the mirror.

And took lots of crazy photos too...


























































I lost. :'(

Seriously though, the subtitles are kinda cacat here and there's so little MVs. When there's no MV, they just show random videos (usually of a girl posing) that don't even suit the mood.

We ended the session shouting and screaming through rock numbers such as Faint and Numb by Linkin Park.

We were left with adrenaline pumping quick and a coarse voice. All those shouting certainly took its toll, but it was worth it!

We left, and proceeded to take pictures!!! Where else but the big mirror.

Before that though, me and jung sneaked behind shing and zi and were caught in their picture taking. =="
















Me and jung in the background. xD

Pictures!
















































I kinda like last year's more lol. Looks more badass.

Once again, Happy Birthday Zi Chuen!

CLASS PICTURE!!!

TRY TO FIND ME!!! :DDDD

I BET YOU CAN'T!!!

























CUZ I'M NOT IN IT! NYAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA! xD


That's sad. :'(

My favourite pictures...

I kinda like this picture....















And this one too....
















And this...



















I wonder why? :D




















Ughhh, who's that bastard behind!!! D:<














lalalalala.

Love Triangle.

Sam: LiQi, I have a confession to make. I am gay. Can you help me please. I have waited for far too long! Please help me gain my true love!!!




















Sam: SO COOL!!! LOOK AT HIS TAI LOU POSE! I'm gonna faint. AHhhhhHHhhHh~!




















Sam: Please help me... I'm just hanging on a rope now.... :'(

liQi: Err, Okay, I don't usually help gays, but alright. Who's your target?
















Sam: CHOONG HERN!!!!
















Heru: YES?

Waiwai: OOoh A camera!

Koks: ???
















liQi: I see.... Here's the plan...















(Wah, we finally get to spend some quality time together. Yay! ^^\/)

liQi: There's this guy called Lee Ming Hong... He's your rival.

Sam: WHAT!?!?!

liQi: No problem, I'll help you.


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(2 Days later, on a bus)

















Ming Hong: *sigh* If only Choong Hern was here....




















Heru: Hmmm, did he call me? :o Yean.... get off me, I need find someone...

Yean: Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

Heru: It's okay, you can sit on me another day... ;)















Heru: Ahhh........... Dream come true......... *drool*

Ming Hong: Finally together....

Sam (background): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooOOOOoOOoOOoo!!!

liQi *shouts* : WALAO HERU AND MH DAMN GAY!!!!!

Heru: *wakes up* Hmmm Hi darling, huh what? NO I'M NOT GAY!
















liQi: Ya, like we'll believe you.

Jou: I saw you doing this!!!

Dong: (This is too funny)...




















Heru: NO SUCH THING! NOT MINGHONG! *looks around* *sees Sam standing in the middle of nowhere*

Heru: NOW THIS IS MORE LIKE IT!

SAM: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!