[20:26:25] liQi.: i mean as in the fats.
[20:26:38] liQi.: if you count who eats more then yun wei gets the
[20:26:59] liQi.: "erm kak, nasi lemak tambah tiga telur.... yang
cantik sikit ya? dan juga satu ayam."
[20:27:11] liQi.: "dik, itu mahal tahu tak."
[20:27:17] liQi.: "tak apa. asalkan ada ayam."
being such an asshole. i might as well be a bigger asshole. bak kata pepatah "Alang-alang dakwat, biarlah hitam." according to jinwai's version. [if you wanna be a bad guy, be a realllllly bad one.]
-----THAT IS NOT THE ACTUAL MEANING.
Yun Wei Canteen Worker
kak, nasi lemak, tambah 2 telur.
oh, errr tambah lagi 1 ayam. paha.
satu lagi ayam la. dada.
dik, nanti bird flu la. tak takut ka?
tak apa kak, saya sedia berkorban demi ayam.
jangan main main tahu tak?
Tak apa. Tengok saya? Bulat sangat. sudah makan 2 tahun di sini.
baiklah. 5 ringgit. selamat makan. saya akan berdoa untuk awak.
terima kasih kak, saya akan mengenang budi kak dan selalu membeli ayam di sini.
BELI LAGI? NANTI KAMU MATI KITA BANKRUPT LA!
Tak apa. Makan sahaja.
Based on a real story. Cameo appearance by Lim Yong Ying.
[20:02:31] liQi.: lemme tell u a joke.
[20:02:32] liQi.: xD
[20:02:49] liQi.: once upon a time
[20:02:54] liQi.: in a land not so far away.
[20:03:02] liQi.: was a class called 3 teratai
[20:03:04] liQi.: inside there
[20:03:11] liQi.: there was this particular boy who sucked in sejarah
[20:03:13] liQi.: that boy is me.
[20:03:15] liQi.: hmmm.
[20:03:16] liQi.: so.
[20:03:22] liQi.: one day after exam. [today]
[20:03:35] liQi.: his friend got 66 in sejarah
[20:03:43] liQi.: he looked at me and joked.
[20:04:07] liQi.: if u get 80, i'll go to the front and do a frontflip
and then kick teacher's face.
[20:04:15] liQi.: as teacher called my name
[20:04:25] liQi.: i crossed my fingers, made amends, and walked up
[20:04:30] liQi.: i took my paper and giggled.
[20:04:33] liQi.: walked back.
[20:04:46] liQi.: jinwai good luck.
[20:04:50] liQi.: frontflip + kick
[20:04:50] liQi.: gogogo
[20:04:51] liQi.: lol
[20:05:04] liQi.: i got 80 which was..... unexpected.
[20:05:23] liQi.: imagine the pink form.
[20:05:26] liQi.: Kesalahan Murid
[20:05:29] liQi.: Goh Jin Wai
[20:05:42] liQi.: Kesalahan: Membuat "front flip" dan menendang cikgu
[20:06:41] liQi.: Hukuman: Dibuang sekolah, kecuali kalau guru it Pn
Norehan yang sangat dibenci, gemuk, garang seperti ayam
yang kurang satu kaki, pendek seperti karmun dan errr dan
dan sangat tuaaaa!!!
[20:06:54] liQi.: harus tui yao dan memberi peluang kepada generasi
yang akan datang!
[20:08:08] liQi.: lol
[20:08:10] liQi.: maybe....
[20:08:56] liQi.: Hukuman: tidak akan dihukum, sebaliknya dipuji dan
dibawa masuk kepada Sekolah Wushu Kampung Utama kerana
century. thatd be his life story
[20:10:10] liQi.: 31st century?
[20:10:22] liQi.: by that time he'll be hailed as god for living over
10 centuries. *nod*
[20:10:54] liQi.: hmm.
[09:02:02 PM] Kychee. Hika: mcdonald]
[09:02:15 PM] jung.: har?
[09:02:25 PM] Kychee. Hika: mcdonald la
[09:02:49 PM] jung.: whats that got to do with anything
[09:04:03 PM] Kychee. Hika: they suck
[09:04:57 PM] jung.: mcdonalds sucks?
[09:05:04 PM] Kychee. Hika: yea
[09:05:54 PM] jung.: why?-.-
[09:06:27 PM] Kychee. Hika: duno
[09:06:35 PM] jung.: why can birds fly?
[09:06:47 PM] Kychee. Hika: they have wings
[09:07:00 PM] jung.: why does wings enable them to fly?
[09:07:06 PM] jung.: WHY YOU SO GAY DE
[09:07:12 PM] jung.: ask you serious question
[09:07:14 PM] jung.: duno
[09:07:15 PM] jung.: duno
[09:07:16 PM] jung.: duno
[09:07:23 PM] jung.: ask you mou liu question
[09:07:33 PM] jung.: because *insert answer here*
[09:07:40 PM] jung.: -.-
[09:07:40 PM] Kychee. Hika: mm hmm *nod*
[09:08:26 PM] jung.: *take sledgehammer and hammerfall your head*
[09:09:35 PM] Kychee. Hika: u cant do that
[09:10:27 PM] jung.: why not?zTT
[09:10:35 PM] Kychee. Hika: there's no sledgehammer in ro
[09:11:04 PM] jung.: who said must be ro
[09:11:18 PM] jung.: hammerfall is just a straightforward description
of my actyion
[09:11:26 PM] jung.: i let the hammer fall on you!
[09:11:29 PM] jung.: ma hammer fall lor
[09:11:32 PM] jung.: see?
[09:11:34 PM] Kychee. Hika: ooo
[09:11:38 PM] Kychee. Hika: i quickly dodge
[09:11:51 PM] jung.: then i take a lychee and lycheethrow!
[09:11:59 PM] Kychee. Hika: i spam defense of the taboo!
[09:12:08 PM] jung.: taboo?
[09:12:09 PM] jung.: -.-
[09:12:10 PM] Kychee. Hika: mm hmm
[09:12:28 PM] jung.: i ropebreaker you!
[09:13:49 PM] Kychee. Hika: i nod
[09:13:59 PM] Kychee. Hika: and u get run over by bulls and bananas
[09:14:23 PM] jung.: while getting to me to run over me the bananas
start eating the bulls
[09:14:50 PM] Kychee. Hika: as they merge and become more powerful, u
get ran over by bullanas
[09:15:15 PM] jung.: but the bananas shed their skins while merging!
[09:15:36 PM] jung.: so the bullanas slipped on banana skins and fall
into KFC bangsar outlet
[09:15:36 PM] * Kychee. Hikaru! has changed his/her personal message
to I'm not bound by Fate and Destiny.
[09:15:51 PM] Kychee. Hika: they start eating snack plate 4!
[09:16:21 PM] jung.: but realise they no walllets!
[09:16:29 PM] Kychee. Hika: u rmb snack plate 4 ma? -.-
[09:16:42 PM] jung.: so they cut up their own skin and make new brand
of wallets with authentic bull skin!
[09:16:53 PM] jung.: erm.
[09:16:55 PM] jung.: what arh?
[09:17:03 PM] jung.: one got zinger and wedges
[09:17:07 PM] jung.: thats two
[09:17:24 PM] jung.: three is 2 piss chicken and coleslaw andmashed
[09:17:36 PM] Kychee. Hika: ........
[09:17:37 PM] Kychee. Hika: nola
[09:17:39 PM] Kychee. Hika: u went kfc
[09:17:42 PM] Kychee. Hika: and u ordered
[09:17:43 PM] Kychee. Hika: snack plate 4
[09:17:49 PM] Kychee. Hika: he almost gave u 4 snackplates
[09:17:49 PM] jung.: no la
[09:17:52 PM] jung.: three
[09:17:52 PM] Kychee. Hika: u thought it was the number
[09:17:54 PM] Kychee. Hika: -.-
[09:17:56 PM] jung.: OHYA
yang: wei got wht game to play?
yang: dun wan ur trickster la.
koks: YEAH MAN! DOTA FOR LIFE!
yang: sien la, what else?
everyone: shut up with ur trickster la.
ivan: but it's damn fun!!! trickster!
me: wei, if he say trickster one more time we whack him k?
ivan: but trickster is fun!
bm: settle la lets go.
This is probably my favourite post ever...
Friends on crack! xDDISCLAIMER: THE FOLLOWING MATERIAL MAY BE HARMFUL TO THE VERY YOUNG AS THEY MIGHT GET BURNT BY TEH HOTNESS.
DISCLAIMER II: THE FOLLOWING MATERIAL MAY BE HARMFUL OR INFLUENTIAL DEPENDING ON YOUR POINT OF VIEW.
DISCLAIMER III: THE FOLLOWING ARTICLE IS TOTALLY FICTION AND HAS NO PLACE IN REALITY. (THOUGH I HAVE SMALL DOUBTS ABOUT IT.)
DISCLAIMER IV: THIS DOESNT EXIST. I MADE THIS UP.
DISCLAIMER V: I MADE THIS UP TOO!
DISCLAIMER VI: PARENTAL GUIDANCE IS ADVISED FOR THE WEAK MINDED.
DISCLAIMER VII: DON'T ASK ME WHY THERE'S A DISCLAIMER VI WHEN THERE IS NO DISCLAIMER IV AND V.
DISCLAIMER VIII: LASTLY, ENJOY THE FOLLOWING ARTICLE. AND PLEASE DON'T GET OFFENDED.
DISCLAIMER IX: NOPE, I DIDN'T RIP THIS OFF WWW.XANGA.COM/YY92 OR WWW.XANGA.COM/SECRETS_N_CIGARETTES.
Hmm, i'm not sure if they're gay.
hi. my best friends love each other. do your best friends love each other too?
btw. they're Koks, and Jungs
baaaaccckkk off. they're together!
Meet Chong Kok Weng. he/she's sexay and hot! plus he/she gets a BIGGGG merit for being my neighbour. (*cough*) oh and he/she's really really funny! so funny that you'll probably cry from laughing too hard!
he/she's....... errr i duno if he/she's straight. so guys and girls, good luck. but i wouldn't take the risk.
how did i meet chong kok weng? hmm. lets just say i bumped into him when he was peeing into the drain. (we were only 4 btw) [Fiction, but we did meet each other around then.]
what an unforgettable first meeting. oh yes. :D
i still remember how amused you were when u saw ur pee. shouting "I'M SHOOTING!!!! MOM, I'M SHOOTINGGGGG!!!" oh yes. Mr. Chong.
oh i have an example of him talking with jung. they're so cool.
[ Jung: noooob~
Koks: I whaccck kao u la~! ><
Jung: Aiya? I whack u back 100 times!
Koks: lol.... i bkb and slap u!
Jung: doesn't matter i using normal atk! slap u 100 more times!
Koks: I guardian angel and spam "Attack of the Mighty Kok"!
Jung: I blink away with 3 hp remaining!
Koks: I stand on top of the mountain and say "I'M KING OF THE JUNGLE!!!!"
Jung: and roshan throws a stone at u! =3
Koks: I slap roshan and slap you too!
Jung: I choose you! Kokuciao! -Kokuciao used Hydro Pump!- ]
.............. it goes on.
"Da shi teng, ma shi ai." for all u bananas, it means. "We hit(punish) because we adore you, we scold because we love you." (literally.)
such good friends we are aren't we. 10 years of friendship jor.
oh here's a pic of him =)
such a beauty, ain't he/she? ; )
next is my friend jungs.
u can call him junk at your own risk of beng bashed up. =x while i'm absolutely sure he's a guy, at the same time i'm absolutely sure he's either gay or bisexual. nonetheless, proceed with caution. and i mean EXTREME caution. he's mentally and physically unstable and has the pontential to unleash a major catastrophe.
how did i meet chua jung kiang? well, i met him on the first day at secondary. though i didn't befriend him until much later. as he was a foul-mouthed bastard (waakakakakaka *echos* ) that rendered chiun wei and the then-innocent me speechless. he sat beside huajie a.k.a flower. one day i saw the name "hui ling" on his book. and i was like. WTF SOME ROUGH GUY LIKE HIM HAS A FEMININE NAME. WAKAKAKKAKAKA.
and he replied. "fuck you la, that's my sister's name."
.............T_T kena pawn. T_T................
i must say. i didnt expect more then it anyway.
i guess that sums up my friend's profile.
(background)[WTF SO SHORT, KOKS ONE SO LONG!]
jung is a nice guy when he's normal. and a nicer guy when the meter goes above normal, but...... nvm just look. while normal people's temper goes from.....
MOTHEROFALLTULANS! -> babytulan -> normal -> happiness -> papaofallhappiness! ^^
his one goes from....
GRANDDADDYOFALLTULANS! -> SIBEITULAN! -> KNNCCBWTF -> abit tulan. -> SEIFEICHAITULAN. -> normal -> YUNWEIFARTEDTULAN -> abit happy. -> laugh kok. -> happiness of yay!^^ . -> SUDDEN TULAN OF GG!!!!! >=(
hmmmmmmmmmmm might be wrong. as the source is very unreliable.
want a pic of him? wash urself 1st. and brace yourself for hotness!
absolutely no way "christine donalducko" or whatever his name can compare with him.
they have been together for a while. and they've managed to spawn an offspring.....
guess who it is? .__.
not gonna guess? .___.
last chance at guessing now... .___.
OMG WTF BBQ!
p/s: i copied the bulk of the format from yanyun.
p/s2: there never was a p/s, remember that. Remember.
please/see3: as i said before. It's total fiction. so.... don't take offense ya! =D