2007: My favourite posts!

2) KENNYSIA'S BLOG GENERATOR.

WARNING: HEAVY LANGUAGE VULGARITY AHEAD.

Kennysia's random blog generator.

#1:

I was in my room this morning, partying, when a UGLY FAT PEOPLE come by and BLOCK MY WAY!!!!!!!!!

I got so angry I shouted at him! But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO BLOCK MY WAY!!!! SO ANGRY! For a split second I contemplated putting the UGLY FAT PEOPLE into the microwave just so it will die in the most horrible way possible.

I am so fucking irritated with that UGLY FAT PEOPLE! So what if he is a UGLY FAT PEOPLE? Doesn't mean he can just BLOCK MY WAY like that. If every single UGLY FAT PEOPLE come and BLOCK MY WAY, I still need to live meh?!!

LOL

#2:

I was at the taxi stand this morning, waiting fot a taxi to come, when a CHAO AH PEK come by and GRAB MY ASS!!!!!!!!!

I was so shocked I immediately took off my slipper and SMACKED HIM OVER THE HEAD. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO GRAB MY ASS!!!! I was going to confront the CHAO AH PEK further, but I was scared he might punch my fragile new fake nose, deforming it permanently and leaving me ugly forever. :( So I walked away quietly.SO ANGRY! Hope some tree branches topple onto the CHAO AH PEK, followed by a monkey! He really deserve it!

I am so fucking irritated with that CHAO AH PEK! So what if he is a CHAO AH PEK? Doesn't mean he can just GRAB MY ASS like that. If every single CHAO AH PEK come and GRAB MY ASS, I still need to live meh?!!

OMG OWNED.

#3:

I was in my room this morning, doing some cleaning up, when a RUDE ANG MOH come by and JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD!!!!!!!!!

I tried to be reasonable so I asked politely why he did that. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD!!!! SO ANGRY! To that RUDE ANG MOH, I HOPE YOUR TESTICLES DROP OFF!

I am so fucking irritated with that RUDE ANG MOH! So what if he is a RUDE ANG MOH? Doesn't mean he can just JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD like that. If every single RUDE ANG MOH come and JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD, I still need to live meh?!!

OMGWTFBBQ!

#4:

I was at Orchard Road this morning, queuing up to use the ATM, when a CHEEBYE BANGLA come by and CUT MY QUEUE BLATANTLY!!!!!!!!!

I tried to be reasonable so I asked politely why he did that. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO CUT MY QUEUE BLATANTLY!!!! I was going to confront the CHEEBYE BANGLA further, but I was scared he might punch my fragile new fake nose, deforming it permanently and leaving me ugly forever. :( So I walked away quietly.SO ANGRY! I HOPE HE DROPS DEAD AND TWITCHES IN AGONY BEFORE HE DIES, THAT LOUSY, MUTHAFUCKING CHEEBYE BANGLA!

I am so fucking irritated with that CHEEBYE BANGLA! So what if he is a CHEEBYE BANGLA? Doesn't mean he can just CUT MY QUEUE BLATANTLY like that. If every single CHEEBYE BANGLA come and CUT MY QUEUE BLATANTLY, I still need to live meh?!!

#5:

I was at the taxi stand this morning, waiting fot a taxi to come, when a FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD come by and STEAL MY TAXI!!!!!!!!!

I got so angry I shouted at him! But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO STEAL MY TAXI!!!! SO ANGRY! For a split second I contemplated putting the FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD into the microwave just so it will die in the most horrible way possible.

I am so fucking irritated with that FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD! So what if he is a FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD? Doesn't mean he can just STEAL MY TAXI like that. If every single FUCKING GIGANTIC LIZARD come and STEAL MY TAXI, I still need to live meh?!!


QUOTE OF THE DAY:

Sorry, if you want to become a famous celebrity blogger, you have to learn how to bash people kao kao. No choice one.

- Kennysia