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Hmm, i'm not sure if they're gay.
hi. my best friends love each other. do your best friends love each other too?
btw. they're Koks, and Jungs
baaaaccckkk off. they're together!
Meet Chong Kok Weng. he/she's sexay and hot! plus he/she gets a BIGGGG merit for being my neighbour. (*cough*) oh and he/she's really really funny! so funny that you'll probably cry from laughing too hard!
he/she's....... errr i duno if he/she's straight. so guys and girls, good luck. but i wouldn't take the risk.
how did i meet chong kok weng? hmm. lets just say i bumped into him when he was peeing into the drain. (we were only 4 btw) [Fiction, but we did meet each other around then.]
what an unforgettable first meeting. oh yes. :D
i still remember how amused you were when u saw ur pee. shouting "I'M SHOOTING!!!! MOM, I'M SHOOTINGGGGG!!!" oh yes. Mr. Chong.
oh i have an example of him talking with jung. they're so cool.
[ Jung: noooob~
Koks: I whaccck kao u la~! ><
Jung: Aiya? I whack u back 100 times!
Koks: lol.... i bkb and slap u!
Jung: doesn't matter i using normal atk! slap u 100 more times!
Koks: I guardian angel and spam "Attack of the Mighty Kok"!
Jung: I blink away with 3 hp remaining!
Koks: I stand on top of the mountain and say "I'M KING OF THE JUNGLE!!!!"
Jung: and roshan throws a stone at u! =3
Koks: I slap roshan and slap you too!
Jung: I choose you! Kokuciao! -Kokuciao used Hydro Pump!- ]
.............. it goes on.
"Da shi teng, ma shi ai." for all u bananas, it means. "We hit(punish) because we adore you, we scold because we love you." (literally.)
such good friends we are aren't we. 10 years of friendship jor.
oh here's a pic of him =)
such a beauty, ain't he/she? ; )
next is my friend jungs.
u can call him junk at your own risk of beng bashed up. =x while i'm absolutely sure he's a guy, at the same time i'm absolutely sure he's either gay or bisexual. nonetheless, proceed with caution. and i mean EXTREME caution. he's mentally and physically unstable and has the pontential to unleash a major catastrophe.
how did i meet chua jung kiang? well, i met him on the first day at secondary. though i didn't befriend him until much later. as he was a foul-mouthed bastard (waakakakakaka *echos* ) that rendered chiun wei and the then-innocent me speechless. he sat beside huajie a.k.a flower. one day i saw the name "hui ling" on his book. and i was like. WTF SOME ROUGH GUY LIKE HIM HAS A FEMININE NAME. WAKAKAKKAKAKA.
and he replied. "fuck you la, that's my sister's name."
.............T_T kena pawn. T_T................
i must say. i didnt expect more then it anyway.
i guess that sums up my friend's profile.
(background)[WTF SO SHORT, KOKS ONE SO LONG!]
jung is a nice guy when he's normal. and a nicer guy when the meter goes above normal, but...... nvm just look. while normal people's temper goes from.....
MOTHEROFALLTULANS! -> babytulan -> normal -> happiness -> papaofallhappiness! ^^
his one goes from....
GRANDDADDYOFALLTULANS! -> SIBEITULAN! -> KNNCCBWTF -> abit tulan. -> SEIFEICHAITULAN. -> normal -> YUNWEIFARTEDTULAN -> abit happy. -> laugh kok. -> happiness of yay!^^ . -> SUDDEN TULAN OF GG!!!!! >=(
hmmmmmmmmmmm might be wrong. as the source is very unreliable.
want a pic of him? wash urself 1st. and brace yourself for hotness!
absolutely no way "christine donalducko" or whatever his name can compare with him.
they have been together for a while. and they've managed to spawn an offspring.....
guess who it is? .__.
not gonna guess? .___.
last chance at guessing now... .___.
OMG WTF BBQ!
p/s: i copied the bulk of the format from yanyun.
p/s2: there never was a p/s, remember that. Remember.
please/see3: as i said before. It's total fiction. so.... don't take offense ya! =D