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4) JOY: A FOR SEJARAH.

A FOR SEJARAH? WTF?

halfway through a random conversation with yongying. not something that happens everyday lol. thank you for being friendly. =|


[20:11:03] '<3<3:>
[20:11:09] liQi.: fhasljkhflashf to you too =D
[20:11:21] '<3<3:>
[20:12:29] liQi.: hmmm interesting.
[20:12:42] liQi.:
ishallstudyhardertofindoutmoreaboutthisyongyinglanguage.
[20:12:53] '<3<3:>
[20:13:43] liQi.:
yesmaster.meshallimprovelanguageeventhoughmeenglandthebeste
stintheofearthplanet
[20:14:43] '<3<3:
youenglandmightbepromisingbutnotasoutstandingasmyengland
[20:16:33] liQi.:
englandoncewontheworldcupin1966.veryoutstandingindeed.butth
ecurrentgenerationsurelookspromising.likeacatinajumpsuit.
[20:16:50] '<3<3:>
[20:16:56] '<3<3:>
[20:16:58] liQi.: neitherhavei
[20:17:02] liQi.: sexyindeed
[20:17:24] liQi.: assexyasnorbit'swife.
[20:17:33] liQi.: if you have watched norbit u'll know what this
means.
[20:17:39] liQi.: if you haven't
[20:17:53] liQi.: asgayasyanyuntryingtolookinnocent
[20:19:14] '<3<3:>
[20:19:22] '<3<3:>
[20:19:24] '<3<3:>
[20:19:34] '<3<3:>
[20:19:39] liQi.: that's why it's gay when she tries.
[20:19:53] liQi.: lol norbit is just funny, but not sure if it's worth
10 bucks.
[20:21:38] '<3<3:>
[20:21:46] '<3<3:>
[20:24:41] liQi.: manwoman
[20:24:41] liQi.: lol
[20:24:47] liQi.: it's played by the guy
[20:24:48] liQi.: =|
[20:24:56] '<3<3:>
[20:25:06] liQi.: kinda disgusting
[20:25:08] liQi.: the fats.
[20:25:09] liQi.: -.-
[20:25:17] liQi.: worst than yunwei 513x
[20:26:00] '<3<3:>
[20:26:16] '<3<3:>
[20:26:25] liQi.: i mean as in the fats.
[20:26:38] liQi.: if you count who eats more then yun wei gets the
cake.
[20:26:59] liQi.: "erm kak, nasi lemak tambah tiga telur.... yang
cantik sikit ya? dan juga satu ayam."
[20:27:11] liQi.: "dik, itu mahal tahu tak."
[20:27:16] '<3<3:>
[20:27:17] liQi.: "tak apa. asalkan ada ayam."
[20:27:42] '<3<3:>
[20:27:58] '<3<3:>
[20:28:10] liQi.: nope
[20:28:10] liQi.: lol
[20:28:14] liQi.: u same school?
[20:28:16] liQi.: cool man.
[20:28:22] liQi.: yong ying and yun wei! bff
[20:28:30] liQi.: [bff=bestfriendsforever]
[20:30:39] '<3<3:>
[20:30:54] '<3<3:>
retards
[20:30:56] liQi.: i salute.
[20:31:06] '<3<3:>
[20:31:07] liQi.: *krs-style salute*
[20:31:29] '<3<3:>
ruler..u know. like eraser dust
[20:31:35] liQi.: in honour of my uncle yunwei. i thank you for all
the care and love you've given him.
[20:31:36] liQi.: LOL
[20:31:37] liQi.: WTF
[20:31:41] '<3<3:>
[20:31:45] '<3<3:>
[20:31:52] liQi.: HE'S SO DAMN COOL IT'S NOT FUNNY


sometimes i feel sad for yunwei. he keeps getting used as examples of.... horror. gluttony. idiot. by asshole bloggers like me and yy. as well as assholes like jung. he's really not that bad of a guy. =|

*salute*

being such an asshole. i might as well be a bigger asshole. bak kata pepatah "Alang-alang dakwat, biarlah hitam." according to jinwai's version. [if you wanna be a bad guy, be a realllllly bad one.]


Joke # 1: Based on a real story. Cameo appearance by Lim Yong Ying.

[20:02:31] liQi.: lemme tell u a joke.
[20:02:32] liQi.: xD
[20:02:49] liQi.: once upon a time
[20:02:54] liQi.: in a land not so far away.
[20:03:02] liQi.: was a class called 3 teratai
[20:03:04] liQi.: inside there
[20:03:11] liQi.: there was this particular boy who sucked in sejarah
[20:03:13] liQi.: that boy is me.
[20:03:15] liQi.: hmmm.
[20:03:16] liQi.: so.
[20:03:22] liQi.: one day after exam. [today]
[20:03:35] liQi.: his friend got 66 in sejarah
[20:03:43] liQi.: he looked at me and joked.
[20:04:07] liQi.: if u get 80, i'll go to the front and do a frontflip
and then kick teacher's face.
[20:04:15] liQi.: as teacher called my name
[20:04:25] liQi.: i crossed my fingers, made amends, and walked up
front
[20:04:30] liQi.: i took my paper and giggled.
[20:04:33] liQi.: walked back.
[20:04:35] '<3<3:>
[20:04:36] '<3<3:>
[20:04:46] liQi.: jinwai good luck.
[20:04:50] liQi.: frontflip + kick
[20:04:50] liQi.: gogogo
[20:04:51] liQi.: lol
[20:05:04] liQi.: i got 80 which was..... unexpected.
[20:05:18] '<3<3:>
[20:05:23] liQi.: imagine the pink form.
[20:05:26] liQi.: Kesalahan Murid
[20:05:29] liQi.: Goh Jin Wai
[20:05:42] liQi.: Kesalahan: Membuat "front flip" dan menendang cikgu
[20:06:41] liQi.: Hukuman: Dibuang sekolah, kecuali kalau guru it Pn
Norehan yang sangat dibenci, gemuk, garang seperti ayam
yang kurang satu kaki, pendek seperti karmun dan errr dan
dan sangat tuaaaa!!!
[20:06:54] liQi.: harus tui yao dan memberi peluang kepada generasi
yang akan datang!
[20:07:32] '<3<3:>
[20:07:36] '<3<3:>
[20:07:43] '<3<3:>
[20:08:08] liQi.: lol
[20:08:10] liQi.: maybe....
[20:08:56] liQi.: Hukuman: tidak akan dihukum, sebaliknya dipuji dan
dibawa masuk kepada Sekolah Wushu Kampung Utama kerana
berpontensi besar.
[20:09:09] '<3<3:>
[20:09:24] '<3<3:>
century. thatd be his life story
[20:10:10] liQi.: 31st century?
[20:10:22] liQi.: by that time he'll be hailed as god for living over
10 centuries. *nod*
[20:10:45] '<3<3:>
[20:10:54] liQi.: hmm.


I GOT A FOR SEJARAH! WTHECK!!!!!!! [sukacita! xD]