JUMP!: Let's Ride the Sunlight.

[My first impression when I saw Yanyun]

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Anyway....

Today was the Anugerah Cemerlang event. Nothing worth blogging about seriously. But oh well, I'll just write down the highlights.

HIGHLIGHT ONE: I did traffic with Zichuen, Jeremy, Choong Yean, and Samuel.

Five man team lol. Then we waited and waited.

They were damn damn late.

~~Stupid~~ VIPs think fashionably late is cool.

Ya, as I said, they were damn late and we had no time to waste, got back inside the school before the GDVIPs came.

*God Damn = GD

Anyhow, we thought the VIP got here at first, since there was a nice Mercedes coming in.

TO MY SHOCK. It was just the frigging driver.

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No seriously, what's a driver doing inside a Mercedes without the owner?

No idea.

HIGHLIGHT TWO: FREAKING KUA ZHIONG ESCORT CONVOY!

*Kua Zhiong = exaggerated.

They needed 2 platoons of KRS and Pengakap, which makes 60+60=120 people, to escort the freaking VIP through the "RED CARPET" into the the tempat rehat.

Freaking time wasting I tell you.

They had rehearsals for two days and had 120 people stand under the blazing hot sun, just to do ONE(1) THING.

"Hormat, hormat ke depan, hormat. UP!"

*pause*

"UP!"

That's it.

Freaking time wasting I tell you. Did I mention they were DAMN late?

~~Stupid~~ VIPs think being fashionably late and then walking on the red carpet is cool.

HIGHLIGHT THREE: THEY CONNED US AGAIN!

........... WHAT?

They are damn cool, seriously.

The gay envelope revealed this. And many people who were original overjoyed got thrown into the deepest abyss of despair after they received the "paper of vengeance" from the VIPs.

Let's take Ashley as an example.

Ashley: Yay, I can buy my shoes now.

*opens*

Ashley: .... There goes my shoes.

WHY GOD WHYYYY. WHY MUST WE PLUMMET INTO THE DEEP CANYON WHERE NO LIGHT CAN REACH? WHY MUST THEY LET US JUMP SO HIGH UP IN THE SKY BEFORE FIRING A GODDAMN ROCKET IN THE FORM OF A PAPER TO SHOOT US DOWN, DROWNING US IN A SURGE OF "OMGWTFBBQ WHAT IS THIS PAPER!?" BEFORE THEY CAN FINALLY RECOGNIZE US AS HUMANS AGAIN!?

This is bad, they haven't even given us the money we're supposed to receive from the government and now they're gonna postpone this too. What is the PIBG thinking. Geez.

~~Stupid~~ VIPs think being fashionably late and then walking on the red carpet before giving us a strip of paper which strikes doom into the hearts of many is cool.

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And that's about it, I left soon after that, cuz there was nothing to do with me anymore, it was the PIBG AGM (Annual Grand Meeting or something) so I had no part to play in it.

Instead, sei joula took my phone and decided to contest with yanyun.

Sei joula looks pretty here, so unlike her.

Sei haoyon looks cute here, so unlike him.

*I intentionally spelt it that way.

Sei liQi look so yeng here, just like him.

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Then it got a little out of control.

Fine, let's not turn this into a camfest.

And then. I realised something was wrong with my trophy...

WHO THE HECK IS YIP LI OI!?!?!?!?!

I can't imagine this.

Me: Hi, nice to meet you.
Girl: Hi, your name?
Me: Li Oi.
Girl: lolwut?

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Shall bring this issue up to Pn. Gan when I see her.