It was passed down to me by the Great Pastor Foo, who trained me intensively in the arts of the Force.
Oh fine, no more dreaming, that is a feather duster. Pastor Foo demanded all of us go back to our hometown and serve. And I was given the feather duster. Doesn't it look intimidating?
I'm The Joker. I auditioned for The Dark Knight, but got beaten by the late heath Ledger. Apparently, they thought my jokes were too funny, which did not fit their criteria of a scary Joker.